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Offline markmiwurdz

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Re: Travellers
« Reply #60 on: July 23, 2018, 10:10:30 am »
I wouldn't of stopped for the scrote in the first place but on learning I'd picked up one by mistake and possibly just about to double/treble the amount let's just say there'd be a smell of burning rubber in the carpark to await them

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Re: Travellers
« Reply #61 on: July 23, 2018, 01:54:49 pm »
'Damp, mould, swarms of flies and rodent infestation': Galway travellers on state of their accommodation http://jrnl.ie/4136574

Oh, and the filth, the dirt and the smell...The flies were quoted as saying!

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Re: Travellers
« Reply #62 on: July 23, 2018, 04:30:36 pm »
Do you think that strategy has ever worked for him, Ken?

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Re: Travellers
« Reply #63 on: July 23, 2018, 09:26:26 pm »
There's a traveler from clondalkin driving a taxi
Parks it outside caravan up at back of Lucan

Imagine smell in that car
I hate knackers

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Re: Travellers
« Reply #64 on: July 23, 2018, 10:14:13 pm »
There’s a fella that drive a white Hi yaki out in Sandyford that’s a pikie . Actually a very nice fella

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Re: Travellers
« Reply #65 on: July 23, 2018, 11:15:29 pm »
There's a guy work down the chipshop....swears he's....

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Re: Travellers
« Reply #66 on: July 23, 2018, 11:47:21 pm »
There's a guy work down the chipshop....swears he's....

Hungry?


I was heading into a pub the other night with a bag of chips when the guy on the door goes to me..."sorry mate this is not a chip shop"... I stood there for a minute and said "why the fuck would I bring a bag of chips into a chip shop?"
« Last Edit: July 23, 2018, 11:50:25 pm by Tony »
Mr. T-bag to you

Offline Dr. Martin Gooter Bling

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Re: Travellers
« Reply #67 on: July 24, 2018, 03:05:02 am »
picked these 2 yuppies up about 30 years old a few weeks back.
your woman wanted chips so i pulled up outside the chipper that had just closed.
the 3 staff were inside cleaning up. your man gets out and knocks on the window and they let him in when he said all he wanted was a couple of bags of chips.
i'm chatting with your woman when she shouts out the window to your man why they're taking so long. i could see the 3 staff locking eyes on your man and i said i hope to christ he's not opening his mouth to those lads after they were good enough to open up for him.
sure enough he's criticising them for making him freshly made chips.
one of the staff comes out and starts pacing up and down in front of the chipper taking deep breaths.
he wanted to deck the yuppie cunt.
felt like getting out and apologising to him.
"they were jost shtanding around doing notting. i down't thonk they loiked itsh when i towld dem to horry up."
the stupid cunt.

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Re: Travellers
« Reply #68 on: July 24, 2018, 06:04:57 am »
Do you think that strategy has ever worked for him, Ken?
I was kinda wondering that myself, I was very surprised and pleased when he got out of the cab and I wondered did he really think that I would be still there when he arrived back out with his 'Faaather' ?

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Re: Travellers
« Reply #69 on: July 24, 2018, 06:07:59 am »
I wouldn't of stopped for the scrote in the first place but on learning I'd picked up one by mistake and possibly just about to double/treble the amount let's just say there'd be a smell of burning rubber in the carpark to await them
I had to breeze through a red light next to the pub to be sure to be out of throwing distance as soon as possible.

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Re: Travellers
« Reply #70 on: July 24, 2018, 06:10:38 am »
The "Galway travellers movement"  says theres rats in the haunting sites ( no fukin shit sherlock) ......
 An it wud like loads o money please for to kill the rats.. About 50 million squid ought to do it thanks...... Very big fukin rats out there mind ya
I doubt that they have rats.
Rats have standards and I doubt that they would live next to near Knackers !

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Re: Travellers
« Reply #71 on: July 24, 2018, 10:26:40 am »
I heard those pricks only want new houses so they can strip them of lead and copper and sell it

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Re: Travellers
« Reply #72 on: July 24, 2018, 11:56:38 am »
I heard those pricks only want new houses so they can strip them of lead and copper and sell it

The very gaffs they say are leaking...you couldn't make that shit up.

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Re: Travellers
« Reply #73 on: July 24, 2018, 05:50:33 pm »
Its fukking terrible.you used to be able to say what you liked and be able to slag the bollox out of the creamers now all these fukking rights groups and pavee point will report ya to the thin blue line for hate crimes  really judge I cannot help it .I just hate the scum bag,none paying, racist crying bastards

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Re: Travellers
« Reply #74 on: July 24, 2018, 06:15:28 pm »
Serious question....where would a bloke with a load of copper go in Dublin to sell it?
« Last Edit: July 24, 2018, 06:20:54 pm by mercenary for hire »

 


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