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Offline mercenary for hire

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Re: Get yourself checked
« Reply #240 on: December 29, 2019, 10:15:13 am »
Why would you be concerned?He's in the hospital........best place in the world to have a heart attack.No point having one on a rank as he probably won't pull through.The lads would just drive around him.

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Re: Get yourself checked
« Reply #241 on: December 29, 2019, 10:36:50 am »
What is the BEST THING TO DO IF'N YOU SEE A TAXI DRIVER HAVING A HEART ATTACK ON THE STREET ?


















REVERSE !!

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Re: Get yourself checked
« Reply #242 on: December 29, 2019, 11:16:35 am »
What is the BEST THING TO DO IF'N YOU SEE A TAXI DRIVER HAVING A HEART ATTACK ON THE STREET ?


















REVERSE !!



Ambassador??? Or non ambassador ???
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Re: Get yourself checked
« Reply #243 on: December 29, 2019, 04:26:25 pm »
What is the BEST THING TO DO IF'N YOU SEE A TAXI DRIVER HAVING A HEART ATTACK ON THE STREET ?


















REVERSE !!





Over the cunt if possible
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Re: Get yourself checked
« Reply #244 on: December 29, 2019, 09:41:49 pm »
A woman finds a genie's lamp. The Genie comes out and says, "You may have three wishes, but your husband will get ten times more than what you wished for."

The woman agrees. Her first wish was that she would be the most beautiful woman in the world. "You realize," the Genie said, "that your husband will be ten times more beautiful than you, and more women will gawk at him?"

"That's okay," says the woman, "He'll only look at me because I will be the most beautiful women." So the wish is granted.

Her second wish was that she would be the richest woman in the world. "You know your husband will be ten times richer, right?" the Genie asks.

"That's okay. What's mine is his and what's his is mine," replied the woman. So the wish was granted.

The woman then thinks long and hard about her last wish. She finally wishes that she had a mild heart attack.
He who fears he will suffer, already suffers because he fears.

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Re: Get yourself checked
« Reply #245 on: December 29, 2019, 09:43:17 pm »
A blonde gets home early from shopping and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. She rushes upstairs to find her husband naked on the bed, sweating and panting. "What's up?" she asks.

"I'm having a heart attack," cries the husband.

The blonde rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as she's dialling, her four-year-old son comes up and says, "Mommy! Mommy! Aunt Shirley is hiding in your closet, and she's got no clothes on!"

The blonde slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, right past her husband, and rips open the closet door. Sure enough, there is her sister, totally naked and cowering on the closet floor. "You rotten Bitch", she screams. "My husband's having a heart attack, and you're running around naked scaring the kids!"
He who fears he will suffer, already suffers because he fears.

Offline Frank d sociopath

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Re: Get yourself checked
« Reply #246 on: December 30, 2019, 12:05:29 pm »
Yer alrite...i knowz all de morg ladz
Fivir inde rite pokkit n yill not be
To logn inde frigde..weel haz ya
Baggid n grabbid n at de krem
Afore yer burd haz tine te kazh
In yer insuirinse

Frankey  ::fds
Frankie..25 an ounce for the gold teeth.....yu wont do better than that....considering I have to melt it down and make it presentable......wat do yu say ? ...the blacks keep ther wealth in ther teeth ....dont l0ok a gift horse in the mouth

25..theefin kunt ..ill pul me own
Toofz n metl dem ona spoone
Onde gaz cookir maike dem inte
Nise liddle ingutz
Frankey  ::fds
Ifn i don knowz ya den fuk ya

Offline markmiwurdz

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Re: Get yourself checked
« Reply #247 on: December 30, 2019, 12:40:45 pm »
Excellent stonethecrows lol

Offline Cool Boola

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Re: Get yourself checked
« Reply #248 on: December 31, 2019, 12:10:09 pm »
Joking apart.....
Dis an Dat Im not a rat

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Re: Get yourself checked
« Reply #249 on: December 31, 2019, 04:56:30 pm »
You'll be grand Dalymount . I had open heart surgery (valve replacement)  back in  2003 and I'm still alive today (mostly)  you'll be weak and sore for a few days though !
Six legs good, four legs bad!

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Re: Get yourself checked
« Reply #250 on: December 31, 2019, 06:20:40 pm »
They wont be doing it this week after all.reasons given were,no bed availibility, full staff not returned to work after break,and backlog of people waiting

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Re: Get yourself checked
« Reply #251 on: December 31, 2019, 07:43:58 pm »
They wont be doing it this week after all.reasons given were,no bed availibility, full staff not returned to work after break,and backlog of people waiting
Theyll be nice an rested daily an off the booze so yull get the best of care....happy new year to you an family......

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I'll arrange it with him I promise.....give ya something to look forward to......

Ps ...any nice lookin nurses in yur ward? ....I'm on the lookout for a new bird?
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Re: Get yourself checked
« Reply #252 on: December 31, 2019, 08:03:00 pm »
Yeah but they are all Philippines

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Re: Get yourself checked
« Reply #253 on: December 31, 2019, 08:05:44 pm »
Yeah but they are all Philippines
Filipina women hold up our creaking health service.
Mabuhay!

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Re: Get yourself checked
« Reply #254 on: December 31, 2019, 09:29:26 pm »
Yeah but they are all Philippines

Grand...I like petite  an tidy tities   :2cheers
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