I had this fare last Friday night, it was a flag-down from outside the Pinecroft pub (A tad rough) at 1am, but he was a decently dressed grey Trackie looking fella and seemed sober enough, so I pulled in fer him.
In he sits and then I see all the scars all over his face and he sez ta me in his Gamon Knacker accent; "Would ya jus pull over inta de car-park in front of de pub n I'll get mee Faaather and were going to Mahon" (Halting site ?),
"Grand", I sez and drive around half-U-turning at the pub door.
Out gets yerman and goes in to the pub to get his 'Faaather' and I finish my U-turn and ..........