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Offline stonethecrows

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Re: Swine Flu again,Again
« Reply #225 on: February 14, 2020, 02:41:27 pm »
Someone got the Dad's joke book for Christmas!!

Even his kids dont like him  rofl

OK , must try harder :

An old bloke hires a hitman to kill his wife of 40 year's.

The Hitman says "I'll shoot her just below her left tit"

The old man replies " I want her dead not fcuking kneecapped!"

Thats an old one ffs
Give us a break , I'm nearly 62 FFS
Keep that up and I might just stop posting my hilarious jokes !
He who fears he will suffer, already suffers because he fears.

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Re: Swine Flu again,Again
« Reply #226 on: February 14, 2020, 04:34:25 pm »
Someone got the Dad's joke book for Christmas!!

Even his kids dont like him  rofl

OK , must try harder :

An old bloke hires a hitman to kill his wife of 40 year's.

The Hitman says "I'll shoot her just below her left tit"

The old man replies " I want her dead not fcuking kneecapped!"

Thats an old one ffs
Give us a break , I'm nearly 62 FFS
Keep that up and I might just stop posting my hilarious jokes !


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Re: Swine Flu again,Again
« Reply #227 on: February 14, 2020, 05:16:35 pm »
I think he thinks he's threatening us!!

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Re: Swine Flu again,Again
« Reply #228 on: February 14, 2020, 05:54:13 pm »
Anybody on here dead yet ?
People dyin' now who never died before.
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Re: Swine Flu again,Again
« Reply #229 on: February 16, 2020, 10:07:16 pm »
I think he thinks he's threatening us!!
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Re: Swine Flu again,Again
« Reply #230 on: February 17, 2020, 03:13:29 am »
Last question at a auld fella's pub quiz last night....
 
And the final question to win the 200Euro Prize is;
'Take Thats' first album consisted of four words,
the First Two words were "Take That", so what were the second Two ?

There was a long pause then an auld lad at the back shouts;
Was it, "Ya Cunt"...!!

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Re: Swine Flu again,Again
« Reply #231 on: February 17, 2020, 08:24:42 am »
Monday Morning did anybody ring in dead yet?

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Re: Swine Flu again,Again
« Reply #232 on: February 17, 2020, 09:02:08 am »
Last question at a auld fella's pub quiz last night....
 
And the final question to win the 200Euro Prize is;
'Take Thats' first album consisted of four words,
the First Two words were "Take That", so what were the second Two ?

There was a long pause then an auld lad at the back shouts;
Was it, "Ya Cunt"...!!
Super  rofl
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Re: Swine Flu again,Again
« Reply #233 on: February 17, 2020, 11:29:52 am »
Why is it called Carona...virus?
Dis an Dat Im not a rat

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Re: Swine Flu again,Again
« Reply #234 on: February 17, 2020, 12:11:44 pm »
Why is it called Carona...virus?
Because the only known cure is a slice of lime in the Gob
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Re: Swine Flu again,Again
« Reply #235 on: February 17, 2020, 06:41:59 pm »
Why is it called Carona...virus?
Because the spots look like a solar Corona/Crown.

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Re: Swine Flu again,Again
« Reply #236 on: February 18, 2020, 01:23:07 am »
Are his  telling fibs
Dis an Dat Im not a rat

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Re: Swine Flu again,Again
« Reply #237 on: February 24, 2020, 09:24:03 am »
Big Dommos oldest sisters younger sister sells Flags in town to people on Paddys Day .She was saying that she was talking to her big sister who also sells flags on Paddys Day and that she was worried the Parade might be cancelled because of the Corona Virus .Big Dommos sisters cousins aunties friend has a Pen Pal in Italy and she has stopped writing letters in case she posts the Virus .Milan Cancelled Football Matches and Fashion Shows ,is there really any chance the Parade could be cancelled she wanted to Know ,so I said I would ask the Experts .So what do you think ?

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Re: Swine Flu again,Again
« Reply #238 on: February 24, 2020, 09:27:02 am »
It should be if they are serious about containing the problem.......bu when did vested interests ever let "fear" get in the way of business. Paddy is a thick, ignorant cunt at the best of times....Lowry and Healy-Raes prove this assertion every election.

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Re: Swine Flu again,Again
« Reply #239 on: February 24, 2020, 09:50:31 am »
I told Dommos Sister to tell her other sister what you said Lip .Now she wants to know would it be alright to go to Macaries for a one and one or a batterburger or should she avoid business run by Italians .Her friends mothers best friend and next door neighbour wont ring the Chinaman for Curry and chips for her fellas tea since the fever started in China .

 


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