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Offline Rat Catcher

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Re: Get yourself checked
« Reply #555 on: January 27, 2020, 10:45:06 am »
I got a whole lot of blood tests a few years back... doc said I have to lose weight and get them done again as I was close to the limits on one or two counts. I did lose a bit but found it again so have to motivate myself back onto the exercise bike and stop shoving food down my neck... again!

... actually eating a bacon sandwich as I type, I kid you not!

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Re: Get yourself checked
« Reply #556 on: January 27, 2020, 11:50:59 am »
The honourable thing to do is not give a fuk so you don't end up making your kids change yer nappies thirty years from now.

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Re: Get yourself checked
« Reply #557 on: January 27, 2020, 12:08:40 pm »
Damned  Bacon Sandwiches !
 
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Re: Get yourself checked
« Reply #558 on: January 27, 2020, 12:33:11 pm »
Is that real bacon or Aldi stuff

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Re: Get yourself checked
« Reply #559 on: January 27, 2020, 12:48:27 pm »
Butchers... back rashers for me. I did start buying stuff in Lidl which is labelled "cooking bacon" - is there another kind? - and sold for €2/kilo... you don't really know what you get i.e. cut, sliced, half-cut, joint, smoked, unsmoked, etc until you open the pack... but I only use that in a coddle... as you're gonna chop it up and trim the fat it doesn't really matter what way it is in the pack.

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Re: Get yourself checked
« Reply #560 on: January 27, 2020, 12:51:34 pm »
Is this black January Monday?  ::)Yis are all talking bout death and nappies on yu in a few years ....I'm depressed ...tink I'll switch to africanintroductions site again .... lovely bird talking to me from Uganda...milks goats for a living ...cud come in handy that  ???
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Re: Get yourself checked
« Reply #561 on: January 27, 2020, 12:52:28 pm »
Yeah if you had a goat!

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Re: Get yourself checked
« Reply #562 on: January 27, 2020, 02:01:58 pm »
...and some blue pills.....you could probably get your mad yoke or tv burd to be your personal fluffer!!

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Re: Get yourself checked
« Reply #563 on: January 27, 2020, 03:56:14 pm »
 What do you call a goat who paints pictures?

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Re: Get yourself checked
« Reply #564 on: January 27, 2020, 04:41:08 pm »
The honourable thing to do is not give a fuk so you don't end up making your kids change yer nappies thirty years from now.
Nappies, that's the easist bit, believe me.
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Re: Get yourself checked
« Reply #565 on: January 27, 2020, 04:49:07 pm »
.... lovely bird talking to me from Uganda...milks goats for a living ...cud come in handy that  ???

 rofl rofl

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Re: Get yourself checked
« Reply #566 on: February 04, 2020, 10:53:05 am »
I'm  not going to de y meself anything now and regret it later
Dis an Dat Im not a rat

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Re: Get yourself checked
« Reply #567 on: February 04, 2020, 11:42:27 am »
I got a whole lot of blood tests a few years back... doc said I have to lose weight and get them done again as I was close to the limits on one or two counts. I did lose a bit but found it again so have to motivate myself back onto the exercise bike and stop shoving food down my neck... again!

... actually eating a bacon sandwich as I type, I kid you not!

Get yurself a skipping rope in lifestyle sports ratti .....ther bout 8 euro....best ting value yull every buy ......do it in yur shed if yu embarrassin ....I do it in the park but everybody knows I'm mad so they say nuttin .....
Yur belly be gone in a month........or yull have a heart attack ....either way yull lose weight
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Re: Get yourself checked
« Reply #568 on: July 30, 2020, 12:34:49 pm »
I hope to fuck DM a screen despite himself ... now that he's back in the saddle pandemic style

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Re: Get yourself checked
« Reply #569 on: July 30, 2020, 12:52:02 pm »
He's hardly working with all his ailments? .... and all the abuse he levelled at the men on Northside SC rank?

 


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