A student of the future, Mr Catcher, you must be. When will the modern programmable working class goon wake up and realise he/she is being forced into a unilateral alliance with the biggest despatch company in Ireland, one which will never favour the "Friday and Saturday" casual user. The plan has yet to be truly revealed but, naturally, when it is, many will continue to whistle "God save Ireland say the heroes" as they are led to the slaughter by their Hal-Al scrag ends.