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Title: Girls cant go out
Post by: john m on March 26, 2019, 02:12:41 pm
Girls cant go out cos they have the wrong size Frocks or something .....https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-47703734 (https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-47703734)
Title: Re: Girls cant go out
Post by: The Liffey Lip on March 26, 2019, 02:15:08 pm
Does my arse look big in this?
Title: Re: Girls cant go out
Post by: john m on March 26, 2019, 02:18:39 pm
McClain trained in both medium- and large-size spacesuits but only realised after her actual spacewalk that the medium-size suit fitted her best.......Big Dommos youngone wouldnt go out wearing her big sisters frock but she would wear her shoes ..
Title: Re: Girls cant go out
Post by: The Liffey Lip on March 26, 2019, 02:32:55 pm
I'm guessing with the billions that are spent training up Astronauts that they'll have a few spare suits with tampon enabling facilities?
Title: Re: Girls cant go out
Post by: dalymount on March 26, 2019, 03:43:53 pm
Lippy we'll know if your arse looks big when you go to montrose,and we are tthere with our cameras
Title: Re: Girls cant go out
Post by: The Liffey Lip on March 26, 2019, 03:57:25 pm
Lippy we'll know if your arse looks big when you go to montrose,and we are tthere with our cameras

 lol More chance of Bohs winning the league.....
Title: Re: Girls cant go out
Post by: dalymount on March 26, 2019, 04:03:59 pm
I suppose I asked for that
Title: Re: Girls cant go out
Post by: watty on March 26, 2019, 06:21:04 pm
You'd think one of them would put on an extra t-shirt or something to bulk up so they could fit in the large suit?
Title: Re: Girls cant go out
Post by: Belker on March 27, 2019, 08:35:55 am
You'd think one of them would put on an extra t-shirt or something to bulk up so they could fit in the large suit?

"Improvise, Adapt, Overcome" has always been my motto.
But today's 'Snow flake' P.C. era want everything to be just perfect !

Some times ya just need a Big Ugly B@stard (Hero) to look after things.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Suc7W4MNx4Y (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Suc7W4MNx4Y)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEqWh6fl_sA (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEqWh6fl_sA)

Rather than some Snow flake P.C. yoke that needs to put on their hi-vis jacket and set up their perimeter before taking any action.
Title: Re: Girls cant go out
Post by: Mr phooey on March 27, 2019, 10:48:12 am
wonder Wat happens fart in space suit?????  ???
Title: Re: Girls cant go out
Post by: stonethecrows on March 27, 2019, 10:53:26 am
wonder Wat happens fart in space suit?????  ???
Shud not be a ploblem as noboly wud hear or smell it
Title: Re: Girls cant go out
Post by: john m on March 27, 2019, 11:03:42 am
Sharon :High Hun did ya hear Pennys have the new Space Lipstick and Blusher in the shop in Liffey Valley .Dorris :A Jasus Fuck I need to get some of dat kan ya magin if you met a Martian or a astro Nott and only had ordinary Lipstick you would look like a fooken eeeejet .oh and they have the cheapo  jamas in as well they come in just two sizes Sexy bitch or sexy bitch .Me fella tears them off me before he fucks me .

Sharon ;The Kardashions do lovely make up its suppose to be out of this world .I wonder does the man in the moon order dat for his bird .