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Title: Old Mc Donalds
Post by: john m on March 29, 2019, 08:38:20 am
Went toMc Donalds on Kylemore this morning with our kid .I would prefer to be die than ever go near the kip again  .Part of me actually died watching working men and women going in for coffee .You pay your coin then they give you a ticket and you wait and check your order number on the screen then ten minutes later after your number comes up and you check your ticket for the eleventtenth time you get your coffee .What a fucking waste of your time waiting in line for a hot drink .If your on 12 yoyo an hour that ten minutes of your time could of earned you two yoyo plus the cost of the coffee .But the fucking retards smiling and thanking the kid behind the counter for wasting their valuable time .
Title: Re: Old Mc Donalds
Post by: The Liffey Lip on March 29, 2019, 08:50:56 am
Soulless kips most of them anyway. The one on Grafton St is frightening at times.....robotic and mechanical. Not designed for comfort though so just shovel the fat and sugar in and die elsewhere.
Title: Re: Old Mc Donalds
Post by: Mr phooey on March 29, 2019, 09:46:33 am
Eat like pig.......
Die like pig......

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Title: Re: Old Mc Donalds
Post by: Jack Meoff on March 29, 2019, 10:14:05 am
Tut tut bringing a child to a junk food kip.
Title: Re: Old Mc Donalds
Post by: Tony on March 29, 2019, 10:26:13 am
I'd have to agree with you there john, I stopped going into them for my coffee when they changed to this new system, so now I'm still trying to find a place that sells a decent coffee, at the moment it's roundy k but it's still shite coffee.
Title: Re: Old Mc Donalds
Post by: stonethecrows on March 29, 2019, 11:17:30 am
I'd have to agree with you there john, I stopped going into them for my coffee when they changed to this new system, so now I'm still trying to find a place that sells a decent coffee, at the moment it's roundy k but it's still shite coffee.
Love the smell of coffee but cant stomach it, only ever had 1 cup in me 61 years on this planet (Birthday 2moro) and drank it out of courtesy (fckn nearly killed me).
Only drink Black Tea now , no sugar and if I don't get me daily fix of 5/6 cups I get the shakes(kinda)
Title: Re: Old Mc Donalds
Post by: The Liffey Lip on March 29, 2019, 11:25:59 am
Happy Birthday Mr Stoney.....a nip of Napper in the tea and you'll be grand....so i'm told..
Title: Re: Old Mc Donalds
Post by: stonethecrows on March 29, 2019, 11:30:06 am
Happy Birthday Mr Stoney.....a nip of Napper in the tea and you'll be grand....so i'm told..
Thanks Lip , I prefer it with Coke after a Few Pints of Black.
Used to drink the old Fire Water but got me orders to give it up as it was driving me crazy.
Now I know why the Indians lost the war
Title: Re: Old Mc Donalds
Post by: The Liffey Lip on March 29, 2019, 11:33:35 am
They lost it because the cunts gave them blankets with the Small Pox virus............but yeah, it's crazy shite......some people can drink it without a bother though.
Title: Re: Old Mc Donalds
Post by: stonethecrows on March 29, 2019, 11:40:20 am
They lost it because the cunts gave them blankets with the Small Pox virus............but yeah, it's crazy shite......some people can drink it without a bother though.
Jesus Lip, brilliant that could solve the problem of getting rid of some of our less savory neighbours.
Title: Re: Old Mc Donalds
Post by: The Liffey Lip on March 29, 2019, 11:51:19 am
Scumbags the Brits................up to all sorts....did the same in Africa too........Yankees learned a lot from them.
Title: Re: Old Mc Donalds
Post by: Dr. Martin Gooter Bling on March 29, 2019, 01:03:21 pm
I'm very fussy how I like my tea and coffee.
I can only drink out of a plain white mug in pristine nick. Dunnes Stores sell the only ones I use. Can't drink out of a bit of rolled up recycled cardboard like a tramp walking down the road.

Tea: Barry's Gold blend stewed for 5 minutes in boiling water. Ideally soft water or Ballygowan still water. fill cup four fifths to the top. Take the tea bag out and stir the tea clockwise then anti-clockwise 3 times each. Then a small but not too small dollop of either Premier milk or Avanmore Supermilk.

Coffee: Nescafe Gold Blend. One large teaspoon in to the cup and same as above.

I used to prick about trying to bring a stainless steel flask in the car but I just can't drink tea or coffee unless I'm 100% relaxed in a quiet environment.
I just bring a fuck load of water with me instead.
Title: Re: Old Mc Donalds
Post by: stonethecrows on March 29, 2019, 02:01:37 pm
I'm very fussy how I like my tea and coffee.
I can only drink out of a plain white mug in pristine nick. Dunnes Stores sell the only ones I use. Can't drink out of a bit of rolled up recycled cardboard like a tramp walking down the road.

Tea: Barry's Gold blend stewed for 5 minutes in boiling water. Ideally soft water or Ballygowan still water. fill cup four fifths to the top. Take the tea bag out and stir the tea clockwise then anti-clockwise 3 times each. Then a small but not too small dollop of either Premier milk or Avanmore Supermilk.

Coffee: Nescafe Gold Blend. One large teaspoon in to the cup and same as above.

I used to prick about trying to bring a stainless steel flask in the car but I just can't drink tea or coffee unless I'm 100% relaxed in a quiet environment.
I just bring a fuck load of water with me instead.
Title: Re: Old Mc Donalds
Post by: stonethecrows on March 29, 2019, 02:04:30 pm
I'm very fussy how I like my tea and coffee.
I can only drink out of a plain white mug in pristine nick. Dunnes Stores sell the only ones I use. Can't drink out of a bit of rolled up recycled cardboard like a tramp walking down the road.

Tea: Barry's Gold blend stewed for 5 minutes in boiling water. Ideally soft water or Ballygowan still water. fill cup four fifths to the top. Take the tea bag out and stir the tea clockwise then anti-clockwise 3 times each. Then a small but not too small dollop of either Premier milk or Avanmore Supermilk.

Coffee: Nescafe Gold Blend. One large teaspoon in to the cup and same as above.

I used to prick about trying to bring a stainless steel flask in the car but I just can't drink tea or coffee unless I'm 100% relaxed in a quiet environment.
I just bring a fuck load of water with me instead.
Bling I'm not too fussy at all about me rosy lee , just put any ould T Bag in the cup (paper or otherwise) along with some boiling water (wouldn't know the difference Soft or Ballyfermot Water) squeeze and drink.
Title: Re: Old Mc Donalds
Post by: john m on March 29, 2019, 02:40:14 pm
Happy Birthday Stoney .
Title: Re: Old Mc Donalds
Post by: Bob Shillin on March 29, 2019, 06:06:03 pm
Happy Birthday Crow Stoner.
Title: Re: Old Mc Donalds
Post by: Belker on March 29, 2019, 07:01:53 pm
Happy Birthday STC.   ::cheers
Title: Re: Old Mc Donalds
Post by: Vikkiz on March 29, 2019, 09:02:28 pm
Happy birthday STC

McDonalds coffee went to shit when they start serving UHT Semi Skimmed Milk with their coffees. Apparently a Cappuchino is the best in McDonalds.
Title: Re: Old Mc Donalds
Post by: Mr phooey on March 30, 2019, 11:03:20 am
Happy birthday Mr crow  ;)
Title: Re: Old Mc Donalds
Post by: stonethecrows on March 31, 2019, 08:54:52 pm
Thanks Guys for all the Birthday wishes.
Title: Re: Old Mc Donalds
Post by: Rat Catcher on April 01, 2019, 11:55:28 am
You're welcome.
Title: Re: Old Mc Donalds
Post by: Mr phooey on April 01, 2019, 01:40:48 pm
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Title: Re: Old Mc Donalds
Post by: silverbullet on April 01, 2019, 03:09:34 pm
I brought a box of Aldi tea bags to India...oh, and 4 litres of Morgan Spiced rum.
Thank Ganesh for Porters!
Title: Re: Old Mc Donalds
Post by: john m on April 01, 2019, 04:42:59 pm
Young Bunty Hannigan got a free sugarfree coila on one of those Mc Donalds monopoly thingies .She went into Liffey Valley handed in the sticker and asked could she have a normal Cola and the young Lithuainian Girl said No because they only offered free sugarfree drinks because there was sugartax on the other one .So she was told by her Polish manager that they could not change it .
Title: Re: Old Mc Donalds
Post by: stonethecrows on April 01, 2019, 04:45:44 pm
Young Bunty Hannigan got a free sugarfree coila on one of those Mc Donalds monopoly thingies .She went into Liffey Valley handed in the sticker and asked could she have a normal Cola and the young Lithuainian Girl said No because they only offered free sugarfree drinks because there was sugartax on the other one .So she was told by her Polish manager that they could not change it .
Fckn Smart Immigrants
Title: Re: Old Mc Donalds
Post by: Belker on April 02, 2019, 05:25:56 am
Fer anyone signed up to the Circle K 'play or park' loyalty scheme there monthly prizes are to be fair quite brilliant, there holiday offers are really breath-taking with all extras and spends included, usual value is about 12K. Have at look at the prizes here;
https://playorpark.ie/
Title: Re: Old Mc Donalds
Post by: Belker on April 02, 2019, 05:53:48 am
I have accumulated about 4,800 'park or play' points in the last year (=24 plays) but I'm gonna hold out till next September fer the 6K fuel voucher competition. The holidays don't interest me.

As a MyTaxi Ambassador Circle K offer me 8 cent off per liter which means that when I put in 31.92 worth of diesel then I only pay 30 notes and the car washes are half price, I know it's only small savings but ......
Title: Re: Old Mc Donalds
Post by: Cool Boola on April 02, 2019, 10:40:44 am
Have 2say I luv MC's coffee.First mouth full tastes awful but it grows on you.Did ya ever try half a spoonful of coffee in your tea...Lubbly jubbly
Title: Re: Old Mc Donalds
Post by: stonethecrows on April 02, 2019, 10:47:10 am
Have 2say I luv MC's coffee.First mouth full tastes awful but it grows on you.Did ya ever try half a spoonful of coffee in your tea...Lubbly jubbly
That Aint Cool , Boola
Title: Re: Old Mc Donalds
Post by: Tony on April 02, 2019, 10:56:14 am
Have 2say I luv MC's coffee.First mouth full tastes awful but it grows on you.Did ya ever try half a spoonful of coffee in your tea...Lubbly jubbly

Yeah I call it Toffee
Title: Re: Old Mc Donalds
Post by: john m on April 02, 2019, 11:00:36 am
yuppi taxi drivers do none of ye bring a flask .