Irish Taxi Forum
Public Area => Taxi Talk => Topic started by: dalymount on June 25, 2019, 01:43:21 pm
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Where the fukk are yis all the last few days ? Even the erm has not been on
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The lazy fooks are having a nap after watching Home and Away
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Its a few days now,and not a word.its bad when even John didnt weigh in
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They have probably ran out of bollx to talk about
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Yeah,could be alright,I better start it off by asking about Boris Johnson and his floosey
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Yeah,could be alright,I better start it off by asking about Boris Johnson and his floosey
Now your talkn bollx
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Yeah,could be alright,I better start it off by asking about Boris Johnson and his floosey
Now your talkn bollx
Never liked that cnut in the creepy movies anyway
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Glad to see ya back John,I missed ya callin me dollymount
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Glad to see ya back John,I missed ya callin me dollymount
He was saying Dalymount in his head but his fingers arn't connected to his brain
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Wers ratti ???
Yid miss his IQ.....only bloke on here who hasn't got the brain of a gibbon
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Ah come on ocky !
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Wers ratti ???
Yid miss his IQ.....only bloke on here who hasn't got the brain of a gibbon
Ah Colin, don't denigrate yourself! 8)
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If Willy Wonka was to visit the Guinness Storehouse ,Do you think he would enjoy it ?
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Wers ratti ???
Yid miss his IQ.....only bloke on here who hasn't got the brain of a gibbon
He's boring....we're all funky!!
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Vandriver checking in.I don't have time to be posting shite with the amount of coin I'm pulling in.
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Good man VD.... Gotham is always on the lookout for another hero!!
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I only posting because even superheroes take a night off from time to time.
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Ah come on ocky !
Meself including daily.....at least ratti has an opinion about tings..... He's not like some who constantly talk about how much their makin..... Is that vandriver the bill feller in myjaxi office? Or is it a severe case of Stockholm syndrome?
Cmere..... Do mytaxi play rings with the doughnuts they get from lick arse on the blokes willies wen they stop for their medical exam in my jaxi to get their ambassador stickers tattooing on their bums?
Lickidy gick lick arses
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Daily.... Is bohemians the best soccer team in Ireland?
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Not at the moment ocky,but we're better then rovers
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Ah come on ocky !
Meself including daily.....at least ratti has an opinion about tings..... He's not like some who constantly talk about how much their makin..... Is that vandriver the bill feller in myjaxi office? Or is it a severe case of Stockholm syndrome?
Cmere..... Do mytaxi play rings with the doughnuts they get from lick arse on the blokes willies wen they stop for their medical exam in my jaxi to get their ambassador stickers tattooing on their bums?
Lickidy gick lick arses
Only for Gay Pride Week
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Ah come on ocky !
Meself including daily.....at least ratti has an opinion about tings..... He's not like some who constantly talk about how much their makin..... Is that vandriver the bill feller in myjaxi office? Or is it a severe case of Stockholm syndrome?
Cmere..... Do mytaxi play rings with the doughnuts they get from lick arse on the blokes willies wen they stop for their medical exam in my jaxi to get their ambassador stickers tattooing on their bums?
Lickidy gick lick arses
Didn’t someone on here actually bring donuts into the mytaxi staff.
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Not at the moment ocky,but we're better then rovers
Me yungfello says is going to play for them in Sept in the school boys team....
I know fuk all bout football.... I can't stand the fukin ting.... But he has a dream he wants to be better than some fellow called Ronaldo.... .Anyway I'll be tellin him he can have me taxi plate wen I snuff it so he doesn't have to work anymore after
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..........Cmere..... Do mytaxi play rings with the doughnuts they get from lick arse on the blokes willies wen they stop for their medical exam in my jaxi to get their ambassador stickers tattooing on their bums?
Lickidy gick lick arses
I got the 'Hailo' logo tattooed on me arse, then I got the 'MyTaxi Ambassador' logo tattooed on the other cheek, now I'm after running out of arse cheeks to tattoo the 'Free Now' logo on to. Any suggestions ?
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..........Cmere..... Do mytaxi play rings with the doughnuts they get from lick arse on the blokes willies wen they stop for their medical exam in my jaxi to get their ambassador stickers tattooing on their bums?
Lickidy gick lick arses
I got the 'Hailo' logo tattooed on me arse, then I got the 'MyTaxi Ambassador' logo tattooed on the other cheek, now I'm after running out of arse cheeks to tattoo the 'Free Now' logo on to. Any suggestions ?
You have a cheek asking that Q on here
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Not at the moment ocky,but we're better then rovers
Me yungfello says is going to play for them in Sept in the school boys team....
I know fuk all bout football.... I can't stand the fukin ting.... But he has a dream he wants to be better than some fellow called Ronaldo.... .Anyway I'll be tellin him he can have me taxi plate wen I snuff it so he doesn't have to work anymore after
It's a great pastime to watch your small fella playing any field sport, I usually get about a match a week in to drive and watch me small fella at either rugby or soccer.
(https://i.postimg.cc/7JDB7dnw/Kalem-Ringmahon.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/7JDB7dnw)
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..........Cmere..... Do mytaxi play rings with the doughnuts they get from lick arse on the blokes willies wen they stop for their medical exam in my jaxi to get their ambassador stickers tattooing on their bums?
Lickidy gick lick arses
I got the 'Hailo' logo tattooed on me arse, then I got the 'MyTaxi Ambassador' logo tattooed on the other cheek, now I'm after running out of arse cheeks to tattoo the 'Free Now' logo on to. Any suggestions ?
Turn the other cheek ken..... For the tatoos...
Is yur yungfellos playing soccer aswell.....
Me 2 little fellows are genius.... I suppose they got their athletic build an lightning reflexes from me 100 celtic genes...
Fortunately.. To everyone's relief .....
...they show absolutely no sign of insanity
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Yea, soccer was his main passion fer many years, he only turned to Rugby last year and got this award fer outstanding player of the year fer Dolphin RFC U-18's.
(https://i.postimg.cc/LnLnXsxc/Kalem-Dolphin-award.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/LnLnXsxc)
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Great ta be young.
There is this delivery job I have to do every few months fer an elderly relative, it's only a matter of posting an envelope but the cranky auld fook always has the approx 1.5 meter high wooden gates locked so I have to very un-glamoursely clamber over them. One morning while driving me small fella to a match, I give him the envelope to drop off, he walks up to the gate and from a standing start hops over them without needing to put a hand on the gate !
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Great ta be young.
There is this delivery job I have to do every few months fer an elderly relative, it's only a matter of posting an envelope but the cranky auld fook always has the approx 1.5 meter high wooden gates locked so I have to very un-glamoursely clamber over them. One morning while driving me small fella to a match, I give him the envelope to drop off, he walks up to the gate and from a standing start hops over them without needing to put a hand on the gate !
Make sure you bring the son with you in future, don't want you doing any harm to yourself
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Might add a hernia to yer medical woes!!
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Might add a hernia to yer medical woes!!
Been there ('09) ! Got de T-shirt !!
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Yea, soccer was his main passion fer many years, he only turned to Rugby last year and got this award fer outstanding player of the year fer Dolphin RFC U-18's.
(https://i.postimg.cc/LnLnXsxc/Kalem-Dolphin-award.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/LnLnXsxc)
Well Don kens kid.....
We shudder organisation a 5 aside for the Christmas party ken.......
After a few pints... And no rules... Or referees or nuttin
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(https://i.postimg.cc/xNXBbnR9/Taxi-Soccer-Match.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/xNXBbnR9)
lol
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Jaysus Octy.....sounds like you used to participate in the womens mud wrestling they used to have in the pub that's now the Hacienda in Smithfied market.....i don't remember seein ye there though!!
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STCIs that the over 75 s match from fr Ted ?
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Can i have permission to head away for a few days lads?
Lough Eske in Donegal from tomorrow till Sunday then down to Sligo for two days and then Westport for the night....gettin a head and back,leg and foot massage thrown in(not by the missus..yis cunts!!)
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Can i have permission to head away for a few days lads?
Lough Eske in Donegal from tomorrow till Sunday then down to Sligo for two days and then Westport for the night....gettin a head and back,leg and foot massage thrown in(not by the missus..yis cunts!!)
You should be glad you have a foot...I have to make do with 7 inches! 8)
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STCIs that the over 75 s match from fr Ted ?
Yep
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Can i have permission to head away for a few days lads?
Lough Eske in Donegal from tomorrow till Sunday then down to Sligo for two days and then Westport for the night....gettin a head and back,leg and foot massage thrown in(not by the missus..yis cunts!!)
[/quo ??? :D
Enjoy ::cheers
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Can i have permission to head away for a few days lads?
Lough Eske in Donegal from tomorrow till Sunday then down to Sligo for two days and then Westport for the night....gettin a head and back,leg and foot massage thrown in(not by the missus..yis cunts!!)
[/quo ??? :D
Enjoy ::cheers
Thanks Octy.....
C'mere.....don't look any o dem quares straight in the eye...or they'll turn ye!!
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A friend of mine wants to walk in the Gay parade and wonders what's the best disguise so as nobody notices him ?
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A friend of mine wants to walk in the Gay parade and wonders what's the best disguise so as nobody notices him ?
Taxi driver!!
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The invisible man...........or woman,as the case may be
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The invisible man...........or woman,as the case may be
They might be identifying as gender neutral that day though!!
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A friend of mine wants to walk in the Gay parade and wonders what's the best disguise so as nobody notices him ?
Taxi driver!!
I'd rather not say Hal, may give some people on here ideas as to who it might be :-X
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USA copper uniform will keep em guessin..
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Fuck them all, i wont be working the fairy fest, sick cunts the lot of them.
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I love the nuffters.
they're always pleasant, never overly gargled and they generally keep themselves to themselves in the car.
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I love the nuffters.
they're always pleasant, never overly gargled and they generally keep themselves to themselves in the car.
Well you me be uglier than me because they keep trying to convert me
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I've seen your picture tone.
you're a ringer for your man that was the singer for Right Said Fred.
the bennys love that look.
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I'd rather deal with the quares anyday. There sound never had a bother with them.
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I welcome the pink pound.
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I've seen your picture tone.
you're a ringer for your man that was the singer for Right Said Fred.
the bennys love that look.
rofl rofl rofl
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I wonder do the Female quares moan to the male quares as much as our wife's do to us ?
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I avoid them like the plague.... You get 4 lezbos in yer car out to Ballymun after gay pride.... I guarantee yu yur not getting paid at the very least ... Anyone who revels in their minoritieism ( chip on the shoulder ism) .... Is a potential treat.... A runner or an argument or a puker....
I won't take anyone disabled either.... Aggressive cnuts.... The deaf especially are dangerous cnuts shouting at ya.... I was attacked one night by a blind man because I gave him too much change just to confuse him and see Wat heed do and he went bleedin berserk....... No Muslims.... Especially with a backpack... No protestants. Jews Hindus... religions cnuts are fukin dangerous adult santi clause believers nuts cnuts ..... I'll take Americans but won't talk to the cnuts an if they invariably have the manners of a pig.... I'll give it to them sn if they want to have a go all the better.... I love windin up them invader cnuts
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Seen the gay guarda car going around last night.... It was up me arse ( no pun intended) going around the green.... Big fukin cultchi driving it trying to sit real low in the seat so nobody wud recognised him...the poor cnut must of drawn the short straw at the start of the shift.....
So now we have a gay prime minister, a gay president and a police force totally embarrassed and humiliated......totally fukin demoralised to the point of not given a fuk anymore.....
...if yu like analysis sex up the yicker ....I tink yu shud keep it to yurself and not be making it a national agenda policy ting and making the poor fukin guards scarlet for fuk sake the country is fuked wit mad cnuts in charge of it
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Ochy , don't leave much out there for you so
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The definition of two lesbos:
Two cunts acting the bollox!!
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My Wife has at long last decided to leave me, she says all I talk about is football.
I am gutted as we have been together for 29 seasons.
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:o ???
My Wife has at long last decided to leave me, she says all I talk about is football.
I am gutted as we have been together for 29 seasons.
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My Wife has at long last decided to leave me, she says all I talk about is football.
I am gutted as we have been together for 29 seasons.
Lol
Will she stay at the Premier Inn? 8)
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My Wife has at long last decided to leave me, she says all I talk about is football.
I am gutted as we have been together for 29 seasons.
Lol
Will she stay at the Premier Inn? 8)
Yeah hopefully the one in Moscow
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My Wife has at long last decided to leave me, she says all I talk about is football.
I am gutted as we have been together for 29 seasons.
Lol
Will she stay at the Premier Inn? 8)
Yeah hopefully the one in Moscow
She's staying at an Inn.
Jamaica?
No, she went of her own accord! 8)
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My Wife has at long last decided to leave me, she says all I talk about is football.
I am gutted as we have been together for 29 seasons.
Lol
Will she stay at the Premier Inn? 8)
Yeah hopefully the one in Moscow
She's staying at an Inn.
Jamaica?
No, she went of her own accord! 8)
Honestly SB , I felt pretty good after leaving the Dunne's Stores today,
There was this beautiful woman there checking me out
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Now she says she is taking the kids as well because she is fed up with my obsession with Horse Racing.
And there Off......... lol
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Now she says she is taking the kids as well because she is fed up with my obsession with Horse Racing.
And there Off......... lol
Are you joking stonethecrows or are ya serious?
All I can say if yur serious is.........
Marriage is like the shawshank redemption.... Do yu remember wen andy dufresne was bangin the pipe to time it with the thunder an lightning so the cnuts wudnt hear him? ... And he swam tru the shite pipe and got out and jumped in the air wit glee covered in gick? ......... We'll that's marriage..... And yur house was the prison
And do yu remember we'r he's paintin his boat in the Caribbean in the sun on the beach having a beer in his hand?
Well that's after divorce...... Watever she wants just give it to her.... I wudnt even bother to turn up at the family court. Just run away ....all i can tell yu is in a couple yers yull be a new man...... A bit of a mad cnut but all the better for it
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laffin.
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Now she says she is taking the kids as well because she is fed up with my obsession with Horse Racing.
And there Off......... lol
Are you joking stonethecrows or are ya serious?
All I can say if yur serious is.........
Marriage is like the shawshank redemption.... Do yu remember wen andy dufresne was bangin the pipe to time it with the thunder an lightning so the cnuts wudnt hear him? ... And he swam tru the shite pipe and got out and jumped in the air wit glee covered in gick? ......... We'll that's marriage..... And yur house was the prison
And do yu remember we'r he's paintin his boat in the Caribbean in the sun on the beach having a beer in his hand?
Well that's after divorce...... Watever she wants just give it to her.... I wudnt even bother to turn up at the family court. Just run away ....all i can tell yu is in a couple yers yull be a new man...... A bit of a mad cnut but all the better for it
Super advice Oct, but unfortunately I was Joking , but your info has been parked in my memory bank.
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Now she says she is taking the kids as well because she is fed up with my obsession with Horse Racing.
And there Off......... lol
Are you joking stonethecrows or are ya serious?
All I can say if yur serious is.........
Marriage is like the shawshank redemption.... Do yu remember wen andy dufresne was bangin the pipe to time it with the thunder an lightning so the cnuts wudnt hear him? ... And he swam tru the shite pipe and got out and jumped in the air wit glee covered in gick? ......... We'll that's marriage..... And yur house was the prison
And do yu remember we'r he's paintin his boat in the Caribbean in the sun on the beach having a beer in his hand?
Well that's after divorce...... Watever she wants just give it to her.... I wudnt even bother to turn up at the family court. Just run away ....all i can tell yu is in a couple yers yull be a new man...... A bit of a mad cnut but all the better for it
Super advice Oct, but unfortunately I was Joking , but your info has been parked in my memory bank.
29 years??? Nelson Mandela got 30 years in jail.... So there's hope.....There's always hope....
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Gerry Connors walked his dog through the village every day.
One day Mr Connors is on his walk without the dog.
His pal Billy sees him and asks: "Where is your dog?"
Mr Murphy answers: "I had to have him put down."
"Was he mad?" asks Billy.
"He wasn't too pleased," Mr Murphy replies
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I haven't spoken to mrs dalymount for 6 months........I hate interrupting her