Irish Taxi Forum
Public Area => Taxi Talk => Topic started by: john m on July 15, 2019, 11:33:16 am
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1oc this afternoon in Francis Street Thomas Street and Coombe traffic will be bad after the service .
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I hate sitting in traffic, because I always get run over
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Francis street has been closed for hours.
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I hate sitting in traffic, because I always get run over
The traffic is a joke!
Nice one Brendan. 8)
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I hate sitting in traffic, because I always get run over
I like his joke:
Guy walking down the centre of town and notices a woman lying in the side of the road.
He asks her is she OK?
Yes, she said.
My husband and I were walking down the street and noticed a free parking space, so he told me to lie down while he went home to get the car!! rofl
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Teacher asks Brendan "Who was the 1st Woman on earth"
Brendan says "Give us a Clue"
Teacher says "Apple"
Brendan Says " Ah yes I know now it was Granny Smith"
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And another gud one
Brendan goes into the Chinese Take-Away and asks for a Beef Curry with No Onions and a Onion curry with no beef.
Chinese behind the counter says we don't do Onion Curry with no beef.
Brendan says "You did last week "
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The Brendan joke I like most is,
Im half Irish,and half scottish.
One half of me would like a drink ,but the other half of me doesn't want to pay for it