Irish Taxi Forum
Public Area => Taxi Talk => Topic started by: john m on August 17, 2019, 01:03:37 am
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Not the usual are you out long or what you finish .Picked up a young couple and she says to him go ahead ask him your question so he asks .Which happens more often a Bird pissing on the seats or a Fells pewking ?
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i've never seen a female taxi driver out in the field emptying the tank or laying some cable down after a bogey ruby murray.
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A common thing years ago was dropping a passenger to the post office to collect his dole.
Wait for him then bring him to the offie and bookies and home.
Didn’t get one of those jobs in a very long time.
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A common thing years ago was dropping a passenger to the post office to collect his dole.
Wait for him then bring him to the offie and bookies and home.
Didn’t get one of those jobs in a very long time.
Dole paid into the bank he now bets on line and rings Supervalue to deliver the cheap cider and a Batch loaf for the kids toasted breakfast .
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A common thing years ago was dropping a passenger to the post office to collect his dole.
Wait for him then bring him to the offie and bookies and home.
Didn’t get one of those jobs in a very long time.
Dole paid into the bank he now bets on line and rings Supervalue to deliver the cheap cider and a Batch loaf for the kids toasted breakfast .
True, didn’t think of that.
Or a cab to drop the Childers to school.
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One of the worst jobs I ever done was to drop an envelope with money in it up to Cork prison.
This woman’s son had no money in his tuck shop account and wanted to top it up by 20 quid.
Thought I could hand it to some screw and feck off.
Na, had to queue up like everyone else, sign some form that I handed money over, searched and then I couldn’t go out the door I came in.
Never again
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My worst .Picked up a woman from the Vet she was crying her eyes out so I asked was she Ok she told me she just had her dog put down then decided to go back said she forgot to pay the vet ,She came back to the car with the dead dod .Decided she was going to bury it in the garden .
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My worst .Picked up a woman from the Vet she was crying her eyes out so I asked was she Ok she told me she just had her dog put down then decided to go back said she forgot to pay the vet ,She came back to the car with the dead dod .Decided she was going to bury it in the garden .
I'd say you've had plenty of dead growlers in your car!!
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I got hit by this one during the week.
"do ye need a license to drive a taxi."
then on friday night I heard one of my favourites administered by an aulone with the aufla.
standard drill, upper middle class patronizing cunts.
"you'll have to join the back of the queue now won't you."
which reminds me of a joke.
What's the worst thing about being black and jewish?...
...ye havta stand at the back of the gas chamber.