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Public Area => Taxi Talk => Topic started by: john m on September 24, 2019, 10:12:39 am

Title: Im going to tell you a story
Post by: john m on September 24, 2019, 10:12:39 am
Are we getting close to the end of the World ?What If .Plants ran the World and they are farming humans .We humans think that we grow plants, feed them to animals then we eat the animals but what if Plants really run the World and they breed us for food .We eat stuff grow big and fat then we die and are buried, our bodies fertalise the earth helping plants to grow .Now because human farmers are burning the Amazon rain forest and killing Plants .The plants are striking back by not cleaning the athmosphers to punish the humans for breaking their part of the deal .The Bible even told us that Jesus was buried not cremated .Is your Brown Bin an offering to the Plant Gods ,If you walk through a park and sit on a park bench how do the Trees feel remember that bench is really a dead tree and your sitting on its headstone .
Title: Re: Im going to tell you a story
Post by: dalymount on September 24, 2019, 10:15:11 am
Ah ffs John, will ya go back to the brexit post
Title: Re: Im going to tell you a story
Post by: The Liffey Lip on September 24, 2019, 10:15:23 am
Day of the Triffids meets Soylent Green....what a porno that'd be.
Title: Re: Im going to tell you a story
Post by: The Liffey Lip on September 24, 2019, 10:18:39 am
Are we getting close to the end of the World ?What If .Plants ran the World and they are farming humans .We humans think that we grow plants, feed them to animals then we eat the animals but what if Plants really run the World and they breed us for food .We eat stuff grow big and fat then we die and are buried, our bodies fertalise the earth helping plants to grow .Now because human farmers are burning the Amazon rain forest and killing Plants .The plants are striking back by not cleaning the athmosphers to punish the humans for breaking their part of the deal .The Bible even told us that Jesus was buried not cremated .Is your Brown Bin an offering to the Plant Gods ,If you walk through a park and sit on a park bench how do the Trees feel remember that bench is really a dead tree and your sitting on its headstone .

What bible did a Fenian ever read? Thought it was anti-Catholic to read it? Jaysus, I never read it because it was for Prods........ lol
Title: Re: Im going to tell you a story
Post by: dalymount on September 24, 2019, 10:18:52 am
Ya wa Gay ???
Title: Re: Im going to tell you a story
Post by: The Liffey Lip on September 24, 2019, 10:19:44 am
Ya wa Gay ???

What's that? Yahweh is gay?
Title: Re: Im going to tell you a story
Post by: dalymount on September 24, 2019, 10:23:55 am
That's what uncle Gaybo used to say on the radio when he didn't understand what someone was talking about
Title: Re: Im going to tell you a story
Post by: mercenary for hire on September 24, 2019, 10:24:37 am
Is this where all the barred cunts from boards gather?
Title: Re: Im going to tell you a story
Post by: The Liffey Lip on September 24, 2019, 10:27:50 am
That's what uncle Gaybo used to say on the radio when he didn't understand what someone was talking about

Roger....you don't like Tubridy?
Title: Re: Im going to tell you a story
Post by: john m on September 24, 2019, 10:29:55 am
Think about it how many Governments are saying they will plant billions of trees .We had weeks of reports of Fires in Forests but nothing about thousands of Arabs blown up as there are few trees in the Desert .Jesus was Crucified on a Cross made out of Trees was that a power play by the Trees .Is the real reason Ireland is bankrupt is because we dug up the Trees Graveyards and burned it on the fire .
Title: Re: Im going to tell you a story
Post by: john m on September 24, 2019, 10:31:44 am
Can anybody remember I commented on how many interviews were being interfeared with from outside broadcasts ?
Title: Re: Im going to tell you a story
Post by: mercenary for hire on September 24, 2019, 10:34:48 am
Ermy unless your post is less than this one I don't read them.Yis are descending into some sort of taxi bollox infinite loop.I'm outta here.
Title: Re: Im going to tell you a story
Post by: The Liffey Lip on September 24, 2019, 10:40:18 am
Think about it how many Governments are saying they will plant billions of trees .We had weeks of reports of Fires in Forests but nothing about thousands of Arabs blown up as there are few trees in the Desert .Jesus was Crucified on a Cross made out of Trees was that a power play by the Trees .Is the real reason Ireland is bankrupt is because we dug up the Trees Graveyards and burned it on the fire .


The John M Hour-:great radio show that....whatever happened to it?
Title: Re: Im going to tell you a story
Post by: john m on September 24, 2019, 10:43:20 am
Ermy unless your post is less than this one I don't read them.Yis are descending into some sort of taxi bollox infinite loop.I'm outta here.

Bye Bye
Title: Re: Im going to tell you a story
Post by: john m on September 24, 2019, 10:51:59 am
Can anybody remember I commented on how many interviews were being interfeared with from outside broadcasts ?

BBC cant get clear statement from ERG supporter something wrong with the sound ?
Title: Re: Im going to tell you a story
Post by: Octavia1 on September 24, 2019, 12:37:16 pm
Wen is the last time yu tasted food like yu had as a kid?
Wen was the last time ya had a juicy tangy sweet peach dripping all over yur chin ....or have yu tasted blackberries lately....nuttin like years ago....speakin of blackberries apparently all the birds an animals are going around drunk at this time of year.....Saturday I drove past 2 flattened magpies ,2  pancakes squirrels, a hedgehogs an a poor cat that had been run over an half of him was flat an he was still walking on 2 front legs....awful site I'll never forget.....

I'll reiterate...the human gene is a virus ....frozen an arrived by comet ....the plague, flu ,aids typhus, malaria,small pox ,potato blight etcetera etcetera etcetera are the planets defence mechanisms in action
...you are the scum of the universe destroying everything in yur wake
Cnuts
Title: Re: Im going to tell you a story
Post by: Shallowhal on September 24, 2019, 03:52:17 pm
Sounds like you've been interfered with John!!
Title: Re: Im going to tell you a story
Post by: watty on September 24, 2019, 06:12:35 pm
@ JohnM:
You should read James Lovelock's Gaia hypothesis (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gaia_hypothesis)

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The Gaia hypothesis...proposes that living organisms interact with their inorganic surroundings on Earth to form a synergistic and self-regulating, complex system that helps to maintain and perpetuate the conditions for life on the planet.



Ya wa Gay ???

What's that? Yahweh is gay?
I'd say he's bisexual - sure doesn't he love everyone?
Title: Re: Im going to tell you a story
Post by: silverbullet on September 24, 2019, 07:29:25 pm
@ JohnM:
You should read James Lovelock's Gaia hypothesis (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gaia_hypothesis)

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The Gaia hypothesis...proposes that living organisms interact with their inorganic surroundings on Earth to form a synergistic and self-regulating, complex system that helps to maintain and perpetuate the conditions for life on the planet.



Ya wa Gay ???

What's that? Yahweh is gay?
I'd say he's bisexual - sure doesn't he love everyone?
Up there with David Icke.
Title: Re: Im going to tell you a story
Post by: Cool Boola on September 24, 2019, 08:14:38 pm
Prepare to meet thy soon....boom! boom!
Title: Re: Im going to tell you a story
Post by: silverbullet on September 25, 2019, 01:33:37 pm
Read the Op, thought the Erm had gone singing:
https://youtu.be/DYTHucboV-o 8)
Title: Re: Im going to tell you a story
Post by: Belker on September 26, 2019, 05:34:36 pm
As per the opening post I'll tell you my story;
I was never much of a gardener, but during this recent drought I have taken to watering the Palm tree and the flowers/plants in the car park of my apartment block.
There was an 'X-Files' situation that happened last weekend while watering those plants and I'll take a few photos before posting that story.
Title: Re: Im going to tell you a story
Post by: Belker on September 26, 2019, 05:37:01 pm
Just last weekend (July 2018) I had this strange situation, it was either an 'X-Files' case or an unbelievable coincidence.

I have this Palm tree in the car park of my small apartment block.
(https://s8.postimg.cc/vlsla3w69/X_Files_1.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/image/vlsla3w69/)
and also a few flowers around the side.
(https://s8.postimg.cc/dizij15i9/X_Files_3.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/image/dizij15i9/)

During the recent drought I had taken to watering the plants and Palm tree daily,
filling a 2 liter bottle of water fer each of them from the outdoor tap.
(https://s8.postimg.cc/jl759ity9/X_Files_5.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/image/jl759ity9/)

But last Saturday night being the lazy kount that I am, I didn't bother giving the plants any water
when I was starting my shift at 7pm but instead watering the Palm tree only.

At 10pm I was back home fer a Wee and a Coffee, and as usual after that I was stood in
my car park next to my Joe having a smoke with the App turned on waiting fer me next job.
Title: Re: Im going to tell you a story
Post by: Belker on September 26, 2019, 05:40:46 pm
You can see the Palm tree (R.I.P.) in the background behind me Joe.
(https://s8.postimg.cc/m52s3p9td/X_Files_2.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/image/m52s3p9td/)

As I'm waiting I hear a strange noise, granted there was a gentle breeze blowing, but that same gentle breeze had been blowing down that same side alleyway fer the last month.
(https://s8.postimg.cc/if35al0gx/X_files_4.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/image/if35al0gx/)

The noise was the soda bottle after being dislodged from it's pretty secure holding spot;
(https://s8.postimg.cc/jl759ity9/X_Files_5.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/image/jl759ity9/)
and now rolling across the car park in front of me.

I'm thinking 'Wow' ! Do the plants have Telekinesis ? Can they make objects move ?

If not, then it was a very strange coincidence that the One time in the last month that I ignored those plants, that the soda bottle popped out at exactly the time later on that I was in the car park and available.