Irish Taxi Forum

Public Area => Taxi Talk => Topic started by: The Liffey Lip on October 11, 2019, 07:39:52 am

Title: Defendin' oor culture.
Post by: The Liffey Lip on October 11, 2019, 07:39:52 am
Classy Nordie Chavs at their "waddin".

https://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/news/northern-ireland/northern-ireland-hotel-defends-itself-for-not-tackling-sectarian-f-the-pope-and-the-ira-chanting-at-wedding-38567975.html (https://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/news/northern-ireland/northern-ireland-hotel-defends-itself-for-not-tackling-sectarian-f-the-pope-and-the-ira-chanting-at-wedding-38567975.html)
Title: Re: Defendin' oor culture.
Post by: john m on October 11, 2019, 08:36:42 am
Big Dommos Granny was down the old folks yesterday for the over 90s Kick Boxing tournament to defend her Ladies lightweight (with rhumatism ) Championship .Anyhow after she shattered Billy the Bastards Grannies Hip with a Throw over he left Shoulder she had a cup of Bovril and a Ham sandwithh ."Is that Bradys Family Ham" she asked the pensioner working in the tuck shop ."You know the one .the theme music I sing along to every time the add comes on RTV ."Oh come out you Black and Tans come out and fight me like a man and eat Bradys Family Ham " Even our Pigs are sectarian down here in the Free State .

 Your Ulster Prod is sort of old fashioned they insist marrage should be between a man and a woman .
Title: Re: Defendin' oor culture.
Post by: The Liffey Lip on October 11, 2019, 08:40:06 am
She looks well for a 32 yr old Antrim Billyite..most of them have tits like pendulums weighed down from all the misspelled tats.
Title: Re: Defendin' oor culture.
Post by: stonethecrows on October 11, 2019, 08:54:07 am
Lovely to see they did not let the Pope and the Ra ruin their special day (Stupid Cnuts)
Title: Re: Defendin' oor culture.
Post by: john m on October 11, 2019, 08:56:18 am
The Bridesmaids looked lovely in their Glasgow Rangers tops ..or sorry that was Celtic Ganzees and a different wedding .
Title: Re: Defendin' oor culture.
Post by: The Liffey Lip on October 11, 2019, 09:00:20 am
Classy Rangers Fan.......typical Nordie from Larne..........look closely!

Title: Re: Defendin' oor culture.
Post by: john m on October 11, 2019, 09:02:33 am
No need for that Lip Dyslexia is no lagghing Matter . lol lol
Title: Re: Defendin' oor culture.
Post by: stonethecrows on October 11, 2019, 09:05:35 am

Two Celtic fans were sitting in their local one Saturday afternoon watching the news on television while waiting for the classified results to come up. One got up to get the next round in. When he came back he was surprised to discover his pal gazing fixedly at the screen with tears in his eyes.


'What's the matter wi you?' he enquired.


'It was this item on the news,' the other Bhoy explained. They said a Rangers supporters' bus was in a smash on the motorway. It somersaulted three times, ended up on its roof, and everybody in it was kilt.'


'That's terrible, so it is. But hey, you're getting awful soft-hearted, aren't ye no? I've seen a time when you'd've been laughin at that, no greetin.'


'Well, the worst of it is,' said his pal, wiping away a tear, 'there were three empty seats on that bus.
Title: Re: Defendin' oor culture.
Post by: dalymount on October 11, 2019, 09:30:07 am
That hotel used to be called the Quality hotel years ago, and it wasn't bad then me young fella used to work in it he lives very close to it now I won't be going in there for any more meals when up visiting
Title: Re: Defendin' oor culture.
Post by: stonethecrows on October 11, 2019, 09:32:10 am
That hotel used to be called the Quality hotel years ago, and it wasn't bad then me young fella used to work in it he lives very close to it now I won't be going in there for any more meals when up visiting
Don't suppose they serve "Irish Stew" then
Title: Re: Defendin' oor culture.
Post by: The Liffey Lip on October 11, 2019, 09:40:22 am
Tough spot to be in around the "July Festival". Think I'd rather be a pageboy serving Prince Andrew oysters.
Title: Re: Defendin' oor culture.
Post by: john m on October 11, 2019, 09:53:44 am
Tough spot to be in around the "July Festival". Think I'd rather be a pageboy serving Prince Andrew oysters.

is that a Euphamism for getting rammed up the arse by a royal rod ?
Title: Re: Defendin' oor culture.
Post by: Shallowhal on October 11, 2019, 11:52:13 am
Tough spot to be in around the "July Festival". Think I'd rather be a pageboy serving Prince Andrew oysters.

is that a Euphamism for getting rammed up the arse by a royal rod ?

Indeed....arn't oysters meant to be an arsephrodisiac? lol
Title: Re: Defendin' oor culture.
Post by: The Liffey Lip on October 11, 2019, 12:08:07 pm
Can't see Andy needing any aphrodisiacs.....if he could ball that Afghan Hound, Fergie without losing a horn then he's safe enough.
Title: Re: Defendin' oor culture.
Post by: Shallowhal on October 11, 2019, 12:19:33 pm
Stiff upper lip....anall dat!!
Title: Re: Defendin' oor culture.
Post by: Rat Catcher on October 12, 2019, 04:37:31 pm
Typical Loyalist scum. What did the Roman Catholic Church or the Provisional Irish Republican Army ever do to harm anyone?