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Public Area => Taxi Talk => Topic started by: john m on December 24, 2019, 07:28:49 pm

Title: Big Dommos bird
Post by: john m on December 24, 2019, 07:28:49 pm
Going to Mc Donalds to get Chicken Nuggetts for the kids teas she just got done for drink driving on the Neilstown Road Her youngfella rang the Gaff to tell the kids there would be no Mackers so her Daughter jumped into her car to see what was happening and you can fill in the Blanks .......... Two Dommos now sitting in Blanchardstown Garda Station waiting on the intoxelator .
Title: Re: Big Dommos bird
Post by: Shallowhal on December 24, 2019, 07:37:10 pm
Were the nuggets purchased?
Title: Re: Big Dommos bird
Post by: john m on December 24, 2019, 07:39:17 pm
talking to the gard on the checkpoint said they will be out and about tomorrow in housing estates .The 8,10,12 and 22 will be in for close attention along with the 5s I would suggest .
Title: Re: Big Dommos bird
Post by: watty on December 24, 2019, 08:23:20 pm
she just got done for drink driving on the Neilstown Road
Two Dommos now sitting in Blanchardstown Garda Station waiting on the intoxelator .
Are the Guards paid by the mile now?
Title: Re: Big Dommos bird
Post by: john m on December 24, 2019, 08:33:05 pm
Not all Garda Stations have the intoxelator .Blanch are responsible for traffic in West Dublin .
Title: Re: Big Dommos bird
Post by: john m on December 24, 2019, 10:38:11 pm
If I was making this up it would be funny but Dommos bird passed the test but her kid who came to her rescue is in the cells for drunk driving and calling the Garda a Culshy Cunt .Told the Copper he was a Cunt for stopping her going to midnight mass where she meets her mates .
Title: Re: Big Dommos bird
Post by: Shallowhal on December 24, 2019, 11:06:12 pm
I think midnight mass is at 7pm these days!!
Title: Re: Big Dommos bird
Post by: Vikkiz on December 26, 2019, 12:17:09 pm
Yeah, if you’re going to tell the cops porky pies at least make them believable
Title: Re: Big Dommos bird
Post by: Octavia1 on December 26, 2019, 12:40:36 pm
Nawful dump clondalkin Johnny makes darndale look like disneyland......wud yu not save up an move to the Northside?.......... I picked up cople creamers Christmas nite ......I was bit  tired on me way home but half me just wanted to have bit of excitement as ya know I dont have a telly so I get bored....anyway turned out they wer bored aswell an wernt lookin for a fight so but they wer too focused on the fist fight theyed had earlier anby  the sound of it they had the bollix kicked out of them........
Got few tenner tips went home had a glass ,text the love me she was a nawful cnut  an fell asleep on the chair dreamin of the  ghosts of Christmas past a big goo running down me jumper ...
Title: Re: Big Dommos bird
Post by: john m on December 26, 2019, 02:06:15 pm
Family use to live northside we were the first family to be given the keys to Dundaniel Road by the Lord mayor about 1966 .Makes no difference where you live there is scum everywhere .
Title: Re: Big Dommos bird
Post by: silverbullet on December 26, 2019, 04:03:18 pm
Family use to live northside we were the first family to be given the keys to Dundaniel Road by the Lord mayor about 1966 .Makes no difference where you live there is scum everywhere .
I live on Castletimon Road.  Dundaniel Road is where abandoned shopping trollies go to die.  8)
Title: Re: Big Dommos bird
Post by: Shallowhal on December 26, 2019, 04:56:48 pm
Family use to live northside we were the first family to be given the keys to Dundaniel Road by the Lord mayor about 1966 .Makes no difference where you live there is scum everywhere .
I live on Castletimon Road.  Dundaniel Road is where abandoned shopping trollies go to die.  8)

They ermys exported that niche market to Clondalkin.
Title: Re: Big Dommos bird
Post by: Vikkiz on December 26, 2019, 08:07:56 pm
Family use to live northside we were the first family to be given the keys to Dundaniel Road by the Lord mayor about 1966 .Makes no difference where you live there is scum everywhere .
I live on Castletimon Road.  Dundaniel Road is where abandoned shopping trollies go to die.  8)

They ermys exported that niche market to Clondalkin.
Maybe they were run out of Dundaniel because of the trollies
Title: Re: Big Dommos bird
Post by: silverbullet on December 26, 2019, 08:30:44 pm
This is the Mun after the gifts were given out:

(https://i.postimg.cc/XXXFbfWK/20191226-162548.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/XXXFbfWK)
Title: Re: Big Dommos bird
Post by: Shallowhal on December 27, 2019, 04:11:13 am
This is the Mun after the gifts were given out:

(https://i.postimg.cc/XXXFbfWK/20191226-162548.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/XXXFbfWK)

They could use that to wrap up the bits of the scrambler....and the kid that was on it!!
Title: Re: Big Dommos bird
Post by: Rat Catcher on December 27, 2019, 01:03:05 pm
More shopping trolleys at the flats in my experience.
Title: Re: Big Dommos bird
Post by: silverbullet on December 27, 2019, 03:35:52 pm
Ballymun recycling...ie dump it on the pavement:

(https://i.postimg.cc/zH338VWH/20191226-162548.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/zH338VWH)