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Title: Predict 5
Post by: john m on January 01, 2020, 03:16:44 pm
5 things that will happen this year .

Two General elections they wont be able to form a government after the first one .

Phil and Betty both Die and Arthur becomes King

FAI is bolloxed so being Irish we Qualify for the Euros .

Farmers decide they had enough and block the whole country for a few weeks as Brit Government subsidise their Farmers after they leave the EU making Irish beef, like Irish hospitals ,and Broadband the most expensive on earth .

Cork hurlers get to the All Ireland Final .

Title: Re: Predict 5
Post by: dalymount on January 01, 2020, 05:33:23 pm
Whos arfur ?
Title: Re: Predict 5
Post by: silverbullet on January 01, 2020, 05:34:30 pm
5 things that will happen this year .

Two General elections they wont be able to form a government after the first one .

Phil and Betty both Die and Arthur becomes King

FAI is bolloxed so being Irish we Qualify for the Euros .

Farmers decide they had enough and block the whole country for a few weeks as Brit Government subsidise their Farmers after they leave the EU making Irish beef, like Irish hospitals ,and Broadband the most expensive on earth .

Cork hurlers get to the All Ireland Final .
Trump goes back to being white.

Brexit happens, life goes on.

Australian fires go out.


 Greta Thunberg goes back to drama classes.

Spring arrives.
Title: Re: Predict 5
Post by: dalymount on January 01, 2020, 05:37:40 pm
Hold on we need to get back to who is ARFUR john said arfur will pick up the reins,I thought CHARLES was next in line ?
Title: Re: Predict 5
Post by: Octavia1 on January 01, 2020, 05:40:43 pm
Hold on we need to get back to who is ARFUR john said arfur will pick up the reins,I thought CHARLES was next in line ?

Hes on the gargle daily....bet ya a fiver
Title: Re: Predict 5
Post by: dalymount on January 01, 2020, 05:41:40 pm
Who John or arthur ?
Title: Re: Predict 5
Post by: Octavia1 on January 01, 2020, 05:45:55 pm
Who John or arthur ?

Johnny ffs ....

Are yu robbin the morphine in that kip?
Title: Re: Predict 5
Post by: john m on January 01, 2020, 06:10:47 pm
Dalymount .Charlie when he becomes King will choose a Reginal name and since Brexit and the Britains are alone I think he will choose Arthur of the Britains .
Title: Re: Predict 5
Post by: Taxi driver42 on January 01, 2020, 06:24:57 pm
24 he busses is the new rideshare that fucks us over
Title: Re: Predict 5
Post by: dalymount on January 01, 2020, 07:00:33 pm
Oh I didnt know he had to change his maiden name I thought he would be called king Charles
Title: Re: Predict 5
Post by: stonethecrows on January 01, 2020, 07:49:03 pm
Oh I didnt know he had to change his maiden name I thought he would be called king Charles
How about King Big Ears
Title: Re: Predict 5
Post by: Shallowhal on January 01, 2020, 08:05:02 pm

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Title: Re: Predict 5
Post by: dalymount on January 01, 2020, 08:59:56 pm
You could call him king Charles after the dog ill get me coat
Title: Re: Predict 5
Post by: Vikkiz on January 01, 2020, 09:23:30 pm
You could call him king Charles after the dog ill get me coat
That was woof
Title: Re: Predict 5
Post by: silverbullet on January 02, 2020, 06:28:34 pm
You could call him king Charles after the dog ill get me coat
That would really put a Spaniel in the works!
Title: Re: Predict 5
Post by: Lizzzy on January 02, 2020, 06:38:48 pm
Afghan asylum seeker and news presenter Sayed Farid Sanai getting a job with RTE , now that there's a vacancy.
Title: Re: Predict 5
Post by: john m on January 02, 2020, 06:40:09 pm
Poor old Marrian I liked her decent sort not to full of her own importance RIP
Title: Re: Predict 5
Post by: dalymount on January 02, 2020, 08:44:23 pm
Marian ?
Title: Re: Predict 5
Post by: silverbullet on January 02, 2020, 09:10:42 pm
Did ok out of the Mespil flats.

https://www.irishtimes.com/news/finucane-libel-action-settled-1.32374 (https://www.irishtimes.com/news/finucane-libel-action-settled-1.32374)
Title: Re: Predict 5
Post by: dalymount on January 02, 2020, 10:09:38 pm
Is marian dead ??
Title: Re: Predict 5
Post by: Shallowhal on January 02, 2020, 10:28:29 pm
Is marian dead ??

Sure is.
Title: Re: Predict 5
Post by: john m on January 03, 2020, 03:04:31 am
Has Donny T and the murdering Yanks just fucked up .They assassinated the wrong man tonight loads of body bags going to be needed for repatriating dead cowboys .
Title: Re: Predict 5
Post by: john m on January 03, 2020, 11:53:35 am
Donny T has just lit the fuse .The Yellow Fool knows that no President who wasent at war ever got re elected .What next ,will he start World War 3 in the middle east .The Iranians fight Dirty so expect huge terror attacks all over the Place especially in France and England and with half a million Muslim fighters sitting in Germany things will get dirty .America has the best Military hardware but their soldiers are among the worst on earth a 9 $ an hour [] or Hillbillie will never be a match for a Man fighting that probably hasent had a drink of water for days .American Soldiers are usually wasters who think joining the army gives them some sort of respect .Body Bag makers will be busy Iran are going to lure Yanks into the desert then slaughter them like sacrificial lambs .You could see this coming by looking at the Price of Gold it has gone up about 30% in the last year even though the stock market was rising the two things dont move in the same direction unless there is hidden danger .
Title: Re: Predict 5
Post by: john m on January 03, 2020, 12:01:12 pm
Im already on this Michelle Obama is 100/1 to win the Democrats nomination for President ,with Trump on a War footing a Democrat should beat him in November so she might throw her hand in the ring as the big prize looms and a percieved Peacenic might do well .Old man Obama has still not come out and publicly supported his Vice President Biden for the job WHY ?Hillary accepted the Chancelors Job at Queens University yesterday so she is out of the running .Michelle to be Democrats Presidential Candidate @100/1 is worth a fiver .with Paddy Power .
Title: Re: Predict 5
Post by: john m on January 03, 2020, 12:17:46 pm
Watch NATO member Turkey move into Libia .Egypt will get the hump .Iran are furious ,will North Korea test the Yanks now they are busy in the middle east .Be interesting to see what Boris says or does to support the murdering Yanks now that he needs a deal with them .What side will China and Russia take Oil gone up 2% today already before a single shot is fired in revenge .
Title: Re: Predict 5
Post by: The Liffey Lip on January 06, 2020, 08:48:50 am
Dessie Farrell walks away from the Dublin job after Dubs are relegated from Div 1.

The truth about Operation Yewtree in England is leaked and many Masons are forced to commit ritual suicide.

Iggy Pop and Francis Brennan announce their engagement.

Elton John is finally asked why he recorded "I wanna kiss the Bride" by a so-called TV presenter.

Absolute chaos and carnage in the Persian Gulf as Trump's bluff is called by the Israelis.

Title: Re: Predict 5
Post by: silverbullet on January 06, 2020, 03:35:24 pm
Melania apologises to the press saying she actually said to Donald Trump " I want two Pomeranians for Christmas"!! 8)