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Title: nct
Post by: john m on February 27, 2020, 03:10:38 pm
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Title: Re: nct
Post by: Octavia1 on February 27, 2020, 07:54:22 pm
Me nct is tommorow nite ....so ill nonly be half certified .?? ..
Half get me licence nearly out date aswell
Title: Re: nct
Post by: Shallowhal on February 27, 2020, 07:59:05 pm
Me nct is tommorow nite ....so ill nonly be half certified .?? ..
Half get me licence nearly out date aswell

I was in the same boat Octy....but i got the third part of my test in Deansgrange late one night and got my LRA a week later.
Title: Re: nct
Post by: Octavia1 on February 27, 2020, 08:08:40 pm
Me nct is tommorow nite ....so ill nonly be half certified .?? ..
Half get me licence nearly out date aswell

I was in the same boat Octy....but i got the third part of my test in Deansgrange late one night and got my LRA a week later.

Clearly ther cracked lifts is ther problem .....it shud not impact our licence whatsoever....I'll see wat they say tommorow but you must be able to book yur licence renewal if you have turned up wit yur car .....they cannot fail yur car if they dont complete the test ....they can say incomplete test but they cant say failed test .....typically fukin irish burocratic incompitance.....in no way am I illegal if I work a car without a licence if it is completely ther doing ......I'll be workin the ting ....if you cant work then you've a claim for loss of earnings surely.......fukin eejits
Title: Re: nct
Post by: Octavia1 on February 27, 2020, 08:14:04 pm
Me nct is tommorow nite ....so ill nonly be half certified .?? ..
Half get me licence nearly out date aswell

I was in the same boat Octy....but i got the third part of my test in Deansgrange late one night and got my LRA a week later.

I'll send ya me number but dont send me the cnut on all 4,s
I'm very fussy bout me porn stars ....I'm only after me dinner ...if yu need a tow or a  help in town wit runners or antin  give me a buzz an me an me mate Wilson will help yu out
Title: Re: nct
Post by: Shallowhal on February 27, 2020, 08:16:27 pm
The report sheet will say failed,you'll have to ring the NCT psv line again to get that third part of your test.
Title: Re: nct
Post by: Octavia1 on February 27, 2020, 08:19:33 pm
The report sheet will say failed,you'll have to ring the NCT psv line again to get that third part of your test.

I'll be asking them ..." failed on what" wind the cnuts up....mite ask for a job whIle I'm in ther ...looks handy but probably too borin
Title: Re: nct
Post by: Shallowhal on February 27, 2020, 08:20:59 pm
The report sheet will say failed,you'll have to ring the NCT psv line again to get that third part of your test.

I'll be asking them ..." failed on what" wind the cnuts up....mite ask for a job whIle I'm in ther ...looks handy but probably too borin

I'd say the only enjoyment you'd get would be telling people they failed!!
Title: Re: nct
Post by: mercenary for hire on February 27, 2020, 11:40:48 pm
I'm in Ballymun on Tuesday morning for mine and the girl said it was a full test.I'll let yis know.
Title: Re: nct
Post by: Rat Catcher on February 28, 2020, 12:36:38 pm
Have you got a link for the OP, erm. There's no way in the wordeld that you rit dat.
Title: Re: nct
Post by: john m on February 28, 2020, 12:37:53 pm
Have you got a link for the OP, erm. There's no way in the wordeld that you rit dat.

i dont do links they attract trolls and fuck off
Title: Re: nct
Post by: Rat Catcher on February 28, 2020, 12:41:09 pm
Report the facts in your own words if you can't provide a link, thanks.
Title: Re: nct
Post by: john m on February 28, 2020, 01:00:37 pm
Report the facts in your own words if you can't provide a link, thanks.

have you a problem understanding fuck off .
Title: Re: nct
Post by: Octavia1 on February 28, 2020, 01:39:30 pm
Report the facts in your own words if you can't provide a link, thanks.

have you a problem understanding fuck off .

Heel be tellin yu your delusional next johnny ...wen he loses an argument he always does it ..watch
Title: Re: nct
Post by: john m on February 28, 2020, 02:16:45 pm
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ARSEHOLE
Title: Re: nct
Post by: Octavia1 on February 28, 2020, 02:29:13 pm
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ARSEHOLE

Wats goin on  ???
Title: Re: nct
Post by: john m on February 28, 2020, 02:32:48 pm
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ARSEHOLE

Wats goin on  ???

The Fucktard deleted the information acting the Bully because I wont play nice .Now as a result of his cuntology the information regarding the lifts at the NCT has been deleted .
Title: Re: nct
Post by: Shallowhal on February 28, 2020, 02:33:12 pm
Links?
Title: Re: nct
Post by: Octavia1 on February 28, 2020, 03:17:05 pm
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ARSEHOLE

Wats goin on  ???

The Fucktard deleted the information acting the Bully because I wont play nice .Now as a result of his cuntology the information regarding the lifts at the NCT has been deleted .

Nawful cnut ....wat he up to ....I taut he said put links up to back up an evidence....now hes saying make up wat yu want and deleting links ......I tink hes delusional
Title: Re: nct
Post by: Rat Catcher on February 28, 2020, 03:36:53 pm
The OP was clearly copied and pasted without a link. The forum rules disallow plagiarism - the original author must be credited via a link back to where it was first published. If the erm (or anyone else) doesn't want to post links (th)ey may give a third hand account of what they (think they) read in their own words.
Title: Re: nct
Post by: Shallowhal on February 28, 2020, 04:39:56 pm
Please don't encourage posters to write what they think they read!!
Title: Re: nct
Post by: Shallowhal on February 28, 2020, 04:49:08 pm
Although i did hear from a very unreliable source that there are tour operators offering self isolation trips to a hotel in Tenerife.
Title: Re: nct
Post by: Octavia1 on February 28, 2020, 04:55:40 pm
The OP was clearly copied and pasted without a link. The forum rules disallow plagiarism - the original author must be credited via a link back to where it was first published. If the erm (or anyone else) doesn't want to post links (th)ey may give a third hand account of what they (think they) read in their own words.
But rat ther was no mention of Brexit in the post so we all knew john didn't write it ..... ???
Title: Re: nct
Post by: Octavia1 on February 28, 2020, 07:44:33 pm
No issue with lifts ballymun nct centre.....
Title: Re: nct
Post by: mercenary for hire on February 28, 2020, 07:49:22 pm
Good to know.There was a two week waiting list for taxis when I booked early last week.
Title: Re: nct
Post by: Octavia1 on February 28, 2020, 08:07:51 pm
Good to know.There was a two week waiting list for taxis when I booked early last week.

All business as usual merc ....I had to wait 2 weeks for test an me nct was out date but all lifts working
Title: Re: nct
Post by: silverbullet on February 28, 2020, 08:11:38 pm
No issue with lifts ballymun nct centre.....
That'll be the first time the lifts in Ballymun were working! 8)
Title: Re: nct
Post by: Scooterman on February 28, 2020, 10:53:10 pm



      I done my nct test Friday morning in Fonthill   In and out in 20 minutes two ramps working 
      Got a bit vip tratement
Title: Re: nct
Post by: Shallowhal on February 29, 2020, 03:26:12 am



      I done my nct test Friday morning in Fonthill   In and out in 20 minutes two ramps working 
      Got a bit vip tratement

50 in the ashtray? lol
Title: Re: nct
Post by: Cool Boola on February 29, 2020, 11:10:41 am
Say nuttin...to nowone
Title: Re: nct
Post by: john m on February 29, 2020, 02:13:31 pm
For all those who contacted me over the Bullying by the Rodent I thank you .I will continue to stand up to his authoritarian ways and rule making on the hoof but I wont continue to argue with the Idiot .My Mate Big Domms Old man told me one day we were collecting the Turf from the Turf depot near the flats after he had a row with the turfman over not filling the Sack to the brim ."Youngfella he said never argue with an idiot they will just drag you down to their level then beat you with their experience "

Did you see what I did there Rodent I quoted me source Big Dommos old man .
Title: Re: nct
Post by: Octavia1 on February 29, 2020, 03:12:30 pm
Ratts shed will take 20 years to build now that yis are not talkin ......
Yis shud kiss an make up an use ur combine intelligence an be buying shares an stocks ....fukin bargains all over the place ....buy the summer wen the lettinon virus is just a distant memory......ya cud pay some polish lacky to do it
Title: Re: nct
Post by: Shallowhal on February 29, 2020, 03:19:33 pm
I think John's man crush on RC is wobbling a bit at the mo.....i think it's boxroom fever tbh.
Title: Re: nct
Post by: mercenary for hire on February 29, 2020, 03:22:51 pm
If RC isn't careful John might set up his own forum.Then Roy could reopen his for the laugh and we'd have 27 taxi drivers split between three sites.
Title: Re: nct
Post by: john m on February 29, 2020, 03:22:52 pm
occi invest in copper when the disease passes stuff will get maid a lot of copper goes into stuff.I didnt say we were not speaking just not talking .He reminds me of Big Dommos sisters other sister she was a bully as well .She got a David Essex LP and wouldnt play it unless you gave he a drag on your Major .
Title: Re: nct
Post by: john m on February 29, 2020, 03:23:59 pm
If RC isn't careful John might set up his own forum.Then Roy could reopen his for the laugh and we'd have 27 taxi drivers split between three sites.

27  rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl did you mean 2+7
Title: Re: nct
Post by: mercenary for hire on February 29, 2020, 03:26:46 pm
I was bored last week and bought a grand worth of shares in a top mining company.Lost 150 in two days during the collapse.Sold them because I don't like losing.Very easy way to go broke.

And then I was looking at the Bullion by post advert on the telly this morning thinking it would be great to have a few gold bars under me mattress.I'm an idiot.
Title: Re: nct
Post by: john m on February 29, 2020, 03:27:51 pm
I think John's man crush on RC is wobbling a bit at the mo.....i think it's boxroom fever tbh.

I think he is having a mid life crisis .Going to darts then down the country for drink them bullying young lads like meself .Before we know it he will be dying his hair and wearing T shirts to work .
Title: Re: nct
Post by: Shallowhal on February 29, 2020, 03:28:24 pm
I remember me ma came home from a visit to the UK back in the 70's with a David Essex t-shirt for me.....i was fukin gutted as i wanted a Gary Glitter one....now isn't that ironic...don't ya think?
Title: Re: nct
Post by: silverbullet on February 29, 2020, 03:34:24 pm
I remember me ma came home from a visit to the UK back in the 70's with a David Essex t-shirt for me.....i was fukin gutted as i wanted a Gary Glitter one....now isn't that ironic...don't ya think?
My Mother bought a birthday card for my 13th. She said she was torn between a Donny Osborne one, but opted for a Noddy Noodle one  in the end! 8)
Title: Re: nct
Post by: john m on February 29, 2020, 03:35:37 pm
I was bored last week and bought a grand worth of shares in a top mining company.Lost 150 in two days during the collapse.Sold them because I don't like losing.Very easy way to go broke.

And then I was looking at the Bullion by post advert on the telly this morning thinking it would be great to have a few gold bars under me mattress.I'm an idiot.

Stock market is a Ponzy scheme .Dont know what the odds were  But only Dundalk or Rovers could win the LOI if you could of invested a grand and got a return of 10% you would be sitting pretty .Proper investing if you have a grand and a shed Go to the Wholesalers and see if they have Christmas decorations offer a few notes for the lot it costs them money to store them .You know Christmas is coming so hold on to them then Try to sell them back to the wholesaler or Dealers .About 25 years ago I bought  4000 fiber optic christmass trees for a £5 each in February small ones about 18 inches stored them in the attic and shed sold the lot to another Wholesalers that September .
Title: Re: nct
Post by: silverbullet on February 29, 2020, 03:43:17 pm
Ermy, you must win the Free Friday football bet on the App every week with your accuracy.  8)
Title: Re: nct
Post by: mercenary for hire on February 29, 2020, 03:47:38 pm
Ermy looks you're actually running a storage business..at least you're making money.
Title: Re: nct
Post by: silverbullet on February 29, 2020, 03:54:28 pm
Ermy looks you're actually running a storage business..at least you're making money.
Ermy went up to the attic with the wife.
Dirty, filthy, smelly, full of cobwebs...Still, she's good with the kids! 8)
Title: Re: nct
Post by: mercenary for hire on February 29, 2020, 03:57:20 pm
I hope there's no batteries in the trees John.Not trying to scare ya but Chinese batteries are cheap for a reason.
Title: Re: nct
Post by: Octavia1 on February 29, 2020, 04:15:53 pm
occi invest in copper when the disease passes stuff will get maid a lot of copper goes into stuff.I didnt say we were not speaking just not talking .He reminds me of Big Dommos sisters other sister she was a bully as well .She got a David Essex LP and wouldnt play it unless you gave he a drag on your Major .
I've a load o money in Daimler johnny ...bought it yers ago wen I won the lotto......I've 100s stupit cnuts goin around wit stickers on ther cars makin me pension  rofl
Title: Re: nct
Post by: Shallowhal on February 29, 2020, 04:26:01 pm
Wise man Octy....and drive a cheap Japanese shiteheap.....not so stupit eh!!
Title: Re: nct
Post by: Dr. Martin Gooter Bling on February 29, 2020, 04:50:23 pm
I failed the nct last week because both my front door hinges had a bit of dirt on them.
Title: Re: nct
Post by: Octavia1 on February 29, 2020, 05:46:18 pm
Wise man Octy....and drive a cheap Japanese shiteheap.....not so stupit eh!!

Thick as a plank i am hal ....but lucky bastard all me life ....even wen i lost it all ......but the prius is the most technically advanced ecologically friendly vehicles ever made... an that includes electric cars ........
Just pity they made for midgets  ::fight
Title: Re: nct
Post by: C5 on February 29, 2020, 06:15:53 pm
Have to disagree with ya there Octavia, a 2017 and newer diesel runs rings around it. The Prius is overrated and the batteries are not ecologically friendly. I've a nice simple 1.6 diesel never failed emissions never had injector,turbo,egr or dpf problems with 400,000kmon it, it just starts up does a 8 or 12 hour shift and its filled up every 6 to eight days after about 900 to 1200kms depending on the runs I do.
Title: Re: nct
Post by: Vikkiz on February 29, 2020, 06:34:59 pm
I remember me ma came home from a visit to the UK back in the 70's with a David Essex t-shirt for me.....i was fukin gutted as i wanted a Gary Glitter one....now isn't that ironic...don't ya think?
Was that not Alanis Morissette  ::fds
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Post by: watty on February 29, 2020, 06:45:59 pm
Have to disagree with ya there Octavia, a 2017 and newer diesel runs rings around it. The Prius is overrated and the batteries are not ecologically friendly. I've a nice simple 1.6 diesel never failed emissions never had injector,turbo,egr or dpf problems with 400,000kmon it, it just starts up does a 8 or 12 hour shift and its filled up every 6 to eight days after about 900 to 1200kms depending on the runs I do.
Whatya got?  Always wondered about the 1.6 diesels - are they 'strong' enough with 4 rugby/fat people onboard?
Title: Re: nct
Post by: C5 on February 29, 2020, 10:14:02 pm
@watty its a Citroen C5 estate 1.6 120hp, about the same as my 03 2lt C5, it grand its Torquay I've had 4 Connacht rugby guys in it bringing them  from training, it pulls ok, its not a rocket but once you get into 3rd it takes off, but id rather a 2 litre they were hard got in 2 litre, when I was looking that time every one I called up about it was sorry its sold. The new C5 saloon is out in 2021 but I think it will be hybrid or full EV not for me, they stopped making the current one in 2017. So the next one will be a 2017 2ltr C5 estate with full hydromantic suspension from the uk or a 2ltr Peugeot 508 estate both 180 HP.
Title: Re: nct
Post by: Shallowhal on February 29, 2020, 10:49:13 pm
I remember me ma came home from a visit to the UK back in the 70's with a David Essex t-shirt for me.....i was fukin gutted as i wanted a Gary Glitter one....now isn't that ironic...don't ya think?
Was that not Alanis Morissette  ::fds

Yeah....the missus got pre sale tickets during the week,she had asked me if i wanted to go......i referred her to Panels rusty mincer as my answer!!
Title: Re: nct
Post by: Vikkiz on February 29, 2020, 10:51:44 pm
I remember me ma came home from a visit to the UK back in the 70's with a David Essex t-shirt for me.....i was fukin gutted as i wanted a Gary Glitter one....now isn't that ironic...don't ya think?
Was that not Alanis Morissette  ::fds

Yeah....the missus got pre sale tickets during the week,she had asked me if i wanted to go......i referred her to Panels rusty mincer as my answer!!
Oh the horror
Title: Re: nct
Post by: Octavia1 on February 29, 2020, 10:57:43 pm
Have to disagree with ya there Octavia, a 2017 and newer diesel runs rings around it. The Prius is overrated and the batteries are not ecologically friendly. I've a nice simple 1.6 diesel never failed emissions never had injector,turbo,egr or dpf problems with 400,000kmon it, it just starts up does a 8 or 12 hour shift and its filled up every 6 to eight days after about 900 to 1200kms depending on the runs I do.
yur c5 diesel actually produces less pollution than a present day electric car c5 ...the ideal for me wud be an electric vehicle running on power produced entirely tru renewable energy an excluding nuclear power the stuff of nightmares......
We are along way off that ....the prius is a compromise
Title: Re: nct
Post by: mercenary for hire on March 01, 2020, 12:21:41 am
The poor aul Prius gets a lot of hate..I never understood it..even though its the same hybrid system in most of the other Toyotas and all of the lexus range.Doesnt make sense.

So now Toyota have built the Corolla that's actually a saloon Prius with a few minor changes and it's probably the best selling car in the country.Mad stuff.
Title: Re: nct
Post by: john m on March 01, 2020, 01:18:25 am
I like what ye done here .The tread was about that long streak of piss bullying me any you turned it into how the Prius was bullied .Nice work hope the Biro Natzy dosent object to you using the word Prius without posting a link back to the sales brochure .
Title: Re: nct
Post by: watty on March 01, 2020, 10:49:59 am
@watty its a Citroen C5 estate 1.6 120hp, about the same as my 03 2lt C5, it grand its Torquay I've had 4 Connacht rugby guys in it bringing them  from training, it pulls ok, its not a rocket but once you get into 3rd it takes off, but id rather a 2 litre they were hard got in 2 litre, when I was looking that time every one I called up about it was sorry its sold. The new C5 saloon is out in 2021 but I think it will be hybrid or full EV not for me, they stopped making the current one in 2017. So the next one will be a 2017 2ltr C5 estate with full hydromantic suspension from the uk or a 2ltr Peugeot 508 estate both 180 HP.
Thanks.  I guessed it was a C5 based on your name  ;)  but the new C5 looks like a SUV.   The 508 looks alright.
Title: Re: nct
Post by: C5 on March 01, 2020, 06:28:34 pm
@watty, I know thats why the previous saloon was stopped to give this C5 aircross a chance, I'm not into SUV cars. But there is a big saloon coming in 2021, not sure what they'll call it. Its like Toyota with the avensis and avensis verso, corolla and corolla verso. Suv's make no sense, an Mpv (multi purpose vehicle) is more practical 7 seats or 6 seats and a L shape boot or 5 seats and a huge boot or all seats down its a van plus your high up. Me I like estates they are practical and you can get fast powerful ones. The 2020 estate version is a looker.
Title: Re: nct
Post by: watty on March 01, 2020, 07:14:14 pm
I've often thought estates would/should be good taxis but you don't see many around.  I'm a Skoda person atm but I've thought about the Ford Focus Estate as a taxi but I dunno.  Ford's are meant to be *very* fussy about oil?

I'd also worry about reversing in them.  Since I became a taxi driver & just stopped where I wanted with the hazards on, I can't park for sh1t  O:-)
Title: Re: nct
Post by: mercenary for hire on March 01, 2020, 07:37:41 pm
Where do yis be bringing the rugby players in such a hurry that you need a fast and powerful motor?I've never felt any of my taxis were underpowered.I've never been overtaken by an Octavia or a Superb in me Prius, or a Citroen.The Primera used to be a bit weak but more than adequate for taxi driving.Yis are on here talking like rally drivers.



Title: Re: nct
Post by: john m on March 01, 2020, 08:42:15 pm
driving since i was 17 never got a speeding ticket.
Title: Re: nct
Post by: Octavia1 on March 01, 2020, 09:47:54 pm
https://www.wikihow.com/Calculate-Horsepower (https://www.wikihow.com/Calculate-Horsepower)
Ya can calculate yur own horse power wit this formula .....
Mite calculated the owlones next door to see wen she up for a bit of rumpy pumpy .....
Title: Re: nct
Post by: Octavia1 on March 01, 2020, 11:11:53 pm
https://auto.howstuffworks.com/question622.htm
Another interesting read ....
Title: Re: nct
Post by: Shallowhal on March 01, 2020, 11:20:06 pm
Or just go for a walk Octy!!
Title: Re: nct
Post by: Octavia1 on March 02, 2020, 07:03:12 am
Or just go for a walk Octy!!

How Ja  know I was going for walk at that hour?
Bleedin stalker