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Public Area => Taxi Talk => Topic started by: The Liffey Lip on March 05, 2020, 07:34:30 am

Title: No Time To Die.
Post by: The Liffey Lip on March 05, 2020, 07:34:30 am: Some of you couch potatoes might be a bit shaken by the news...hopefully you'll be stirred into getting some exercise.

https://www.bbc.com/news/entertainment-arts-51744374 (https://www.bbc.com/news/entertainment-arts-51744374)
Title: Re: No Time To Die.
Post by: mercenary for hire on March 05, 2020, 08:16:03 am: I got a perfect copy of the 1917 movie days after it was released in the cinema.

From what I could figure out it was the copy sent to the Academy award panel for review.The hackers will have James Bond before it hits the cinema.
Title: Re: No Time To Die.
Post by: Shallowhal on March 05, 2020, 01:19:50 pm: Be out in time for my birthday so......gonna milk that!!
Title: Re: No Time To Die.
Post by: Octavia1 on March 05, 2020, 01:34:40 pm: I was looking at yur man and it said his last film on account of hes past it and he hasnt aged well or he just looks like an owl cnut now but then I realised hes younger than me ....
So that means I'm an olw cnut as well ....how did that happen ??? Wers the fukin time gone ...imagine bein older than james bond ....poor cnut ???
Title: Re: No Time To Die.
Post by: Octavia1 on March 05, 2020, 01:36:42 pm: I wonder do I have that old man smell wen people get in me taxi .....maybe that's why they look confused and perplexed.....tryin to figure out weather they smell number 1 or number 2 ???

Or both ::)
Title: Re: No Time To Die.
Post by: Shallowhal on March 05, 2020, 01:38:20 pm: Quote from: Octavia1 on March 05, 2020, 01:36:42 pm
I wonder do I have that old man smell wen people get in me taxi .....maybe that's why they look confused and perplexed.....tryin to figure out weather they smell number 1 or number 2 ???

What like...the smell of piss?....probably!!
Title: Re: No Time To Die.
Post by: The Liffey Lip on March 05, 2020, 01:48:46 pm: First sign of dementia...smelling urea from other people...trust me, I know........
Title: Re: No Time To Die.
Post by: stonethecrows on March 05, 2020, 02:06:04 pm: Quote from: Octavia1 on March 05, 2020, 01:36:42 pm
I wonder do I have that old man smell wen people get in me taxi .....maybe that's why they look confused and perplexed.....tryin to figure out weather they smell number 1 or number 2 ???

Or both ::)
Do you eat Marietta biscuits as well and dip them in your tae to soften them up ?
Title: Re: No Time To Die.
Post by: Octavia1 on March 05, 2020, 02:09:18 pm: Quote from: stonethecrows on March 05, 2020, 02:06:04 pm
Quote from: Octavia1 on March 05, 2020, 01:36:42 pm
I wonder do I have that old man smell wen people get in me taxi .....maybe that's why they look confused and perplexed.....tryin to figure out weather they smell number 1 or number 2 ???

Or both ::)
Do you eat Marietta biscuits as well and dip them in your tae to soften them up ?
I just cant believes wer them time is gone .....we nearly lost poor owl daily mount and old tony this yer only for the wonders of medicine......I know they are much older than me
But just cant believe I'm at this stage of life and talking to other old cnuts like yous
Title: Re: No Time To Die.
Post by: Octavia1 on March 05, 2020, 02:16:13 pm: Quote from: stonethecrows on March 05, 2020, 02:06:04 pm
Quote from: Octavia1 on March 05, 2020, 01:36:42 pm
I wonder do I have that old man smell wen people get in me taxi .....maybe that's why they look confused and perplexed.....tryin to figure out weather they smell number 1 or number 2 ???

Or both ::)
Do you eat Marietta biscuits as well and dip them in your tae to soften them up ?

Just the smells bother me crow ....and the rougue hairs ...
The barber is startin to use garden tools wen hes trimming me ears

https://youtu.be/VI-WRb2u4po
Title: Re: No Time To Die.
Post by: Shallowhal on March 05, 2020, 02:23:07 pm: Sounds like you're crying into your Marietta Octy.....stop ruining them biscuits!!
Title: Re: No Time To Die.
Post by: Octavia1 on March 05, 2020, 04:42:01 pm: Quote from: Shallowhal on March 05, 2020, 02:23:07 pm
Sounds like you're crying into your Marietta Octy.....stop ruining them biscuits!!
.nawful smelly of bisto in the gaff ......an I dont like gravy :-[
Title: Re: No Time To Die.
Post by: Shallowhal on March 05, 2020, 04:49:18 pm: Fuk sakes Octy....your life is in flitters!! lol
Title: Re: No Time To Die.
Post by: Octavia1 on March 05, 2020, 09:17:34 pm: Quote from: Shallowhal on March 05, 2020, 04:49:18 pm
Fuk sakes Octy....your life is in flitters!! lol
Yes ....absolute chaos ....that hair that looks like a cb radio aerial grew out of me ear again last nite ....had to pull it out with a pliers.......now I can only get rte 1 an 2 on the owlones nextdoors telly .....weird coincidence ??? I tink not
Title: Re: No Time To Die.
Post by: stonethecrows on March 05, 2020, 09:56:49 pm: Quote from: Octavia1 on March 05, 2020, 04:42:01 pm
Quote from: Shallowhal on March 05, 2020, 02:23:07 pm
Sounds like you're crying into your Marietta Octy.....stop ruining them biscuits!!
.nawful smelly of bisto in the gaff ......an I dont like gravy :-[
Time to wash your Jocks
Title: Re: No Time To Die.
Post by: Cool Boola on March 06, 2020, 03:24:20 am: Had to get a spoon to shovel out the goo between me toes ..last night...Bits of me falling all over the shower too...Wont be getting in that for another month or so...
Title: Re: No Time To Die.
Post by: stonethecrows on March 06, 2020, 09:35:32 am: Naked Husband, looks in the mirror and says to the wife,

"Why do I always get a hard on when I look at myself in the mirror?"

Wife Says,

Because, even your cock thinks your a cnut"
Title: Re: No Time To Die.
Post by: Octavia1 on March 06, 2020, 10:08:03 am: Quote from: stonethecrows on March 06, 2020, 09:35:32 am
Naked Husband, looks in the mirror and says to the wife,

"Why do I always get a hard on when I look at myself in the mirror?"

Wife Says,

Because, even your cock thinks your a cnut"
rofl
Title: Re: No Time To Die.
Post by: Octavia1 on March 06, 2020, 10:09:36 am: If this keeps up crow .....weel be seen ya in vicar street :)
Title: Re: No Time To Die.
Post by: Shallowhal on March 06, 2020, 10:38:18 am: Quote from: Octavia1 on March 06, 2020, 10:09:36 am
If this keeps up crow .....weel be seen ya in vicar street :)

I think lizzzy would be happier if Mr Crow was waiting outside.
Title: Re: No Time To Die.
Post by: Cool Boola on March 06, 2020, 10:44:35 am: Some good jokes....I tell ya.. rofl
Title: Re: No Time To Die.
Post by: stonethecrows on March 06, 2020, 10:12:46 pm: Quote from: Shallowhal on March 06, 2020, 10:38:18 am
Quote from: Octavia1 on March 06, 2020, 10:09:36 am
If this keeps up crow .....weel be seen ya in vicar street :)

I think lizzzy would be happier if Mr Crow was waiting outside.
Agreed Hal, i'm usually good for the stage after a hape of pints at a Karoke session