Irish Taxi Forum
Public Area => Taxi Talk => Topic started by: john m on March 08, 2020, 09:20:56 am
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What the fuck .Picked up four two lads two girls From London Innit all White English but spoke Gangsta Innit Bro .Cruise me inda smoke bro needa shuffel wid me bitch innit where good place .So I say ah sir you and your lady would like to go dancing in town .Yeh man dass what I saaid innit .
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Anybod out getten Dollar innit Cruisin yo wheeles for rent ,Chip frying Pizza munchers spitting germs innit gonna make ya puke and swim in yer own fee cees man I hate do you job innit make more gold selling happy to the bros innit .........Chillllllllllll do some Lemsip with yo Vodka Bro .
For those of you who dont speak the Queens new English .Are you out long beware of those Italians they will make you sick .You would be better off selling drugs and staying home in the warm .
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In the immortal words of Carly Simon after her stint in Londing............."nobody does it worser".
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See bro what is I am Saying ya gotta talk the talk bro of your peoples yeh My grandaddy he served in Afrika in Suez he helped to develope Afrika Man yeh so I respect me Papps and learn the jive of the native so me can converse with me bros tell them to fuck off back to where they come from .Them allright playing 4 4 2 for the Arsenal but you dont want thm, living in your street Bro get me .I fuckin like de Irish you English .
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See bro what is I am Saying ya gotta talk the talk bro of your peoples yeh My grandaddy he served in Afrika in Suez he helped to develope Afrika Man yeh so I respect me Papps and learn the jive of the native so me can converse with me bros tell them to fuck off back to where they come from .Them allright playing 4 4 2 for the Arsenal but you dont want thm, living in your street Bro get me .I fuckin like de Irish you English .
Had a shit the other day and I noticed a little blood in it....I said, "hey bruv, get outs of my toilet".
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Try English , John, cause I haven't a clue what you just said
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Try English , John, cause I haven't a clue what you just said
Yeah...it's mental bruv.....ya needs to loosin yer chains..
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FDS is easier to understand ffs
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FDS is easier to understand ffs
Stinging Rebuke Bro .....
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See bro what is I am Saying ya gotta talk the talk bro of your peoples yeh My grandaddy he served in Afrika in Suez he helped to develope Afrika Man yeh so I respect me Papps and learn the jive of the native so me can converse with me bros tell them to fuck off back to where they come from .Them allright playing 4 4 2 for the Arsenal but you dont want thm, living in your street Bro get me .I fuckin like de Irish you English .
Interpretation .One must learn to converse with the colonials at their functioning level .One dosent mind a decent footballer among us but one like to tell the colonials to go home, present company excluded Paddy .
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i've noticed the skangers around the Dale do refer to ye as "cuz" and "fam" etc.
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i've noticed the skangers around the Dale do refer to ye as "cuz" and "fam" etc.
I'll take your word for it!!
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What the fuck .Picked up four two lads two girls From London Innit all White English but spoke Gangsta Innit Bro .Cruise me inda smoke bro needa shuffel wid me bitch innit where good place .So I say ah sir you and your lady would like to go dancing in town .Yeh man dass what I saaid innit .
That's the same lingua franca used in Finglas or Kilbarrack, yeah get me yeh? Fresh bro!
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Anybod out getten Dollar innit Cruisin yo wheeles for rent ,Chip frying Pizza munchers spitting germs innit gonna make ya puke and swim in yer own fee cees man I hate do you job innit make more gold selling happy to the bros innit .........Chillllllllllll do some Lemsip with yo Vodka Bro .
For those of you who dont speak the Queens new English .Are you out long beware of those Italians they will make you sick .You would be better off selling drugs and staying home in the warm .
Too much cash handling in the drugs trade. Cash(albeit coins) carry the dizzeaze more than cord
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Any work out there ? Im afraid Im self isolating since yesterday under doctor advice
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Any work out there ? Im afraid Im self isolating since yesterday under doctor advice
I struck it lucky when i hit Swords....but cunts drivin like they're gonna lose their gaff....infact the ones i've encountered...i hope they do!!...43011 for starters....cutting me up...and breaking lights!!
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No work out then ?
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Plenty of work.........just people workshy blaming it on a myth.
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Well myth or not lip,I am on self isolation so I cannot work
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You're only out of hospital though...and if you can get paid for it....why wouldn't you? This forum is for shit-stirrers and nutters, Dalyer.............why do you take everything so seriously?
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Ah now,im not taking anything seruous,just pissed off that I cant work
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Lucky you....i've been going non-stop since 10 am yetserday...up to Nordie land and going again later on. No Euro 2020 this yr either...or possibly Wimbledon.............what'll we do? If they cancel Duran Duran in June in St Anne's, I'm fucked....4 tickets at 60 lids a pop for her and 2 of her mates coming from Cambridge to stay. Have me spandex keks, hair-dye and Max Factor kit bought from B.T.'s Grafton St....300 lids.
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Ah now,im not taking anything seruous,just pissed off that I cant work
Dalymount dont worry about money just dont pay your bills simple nobody else is going to it will take them twenty years to get us into court we will be dead by then
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Oh id never do that.I dont want to loose my credit rating,its very important to me.besides if you have a dept then you must pay it
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Ermy what bills are you not paying?It's only been a few days since Leo announced the lockdown.
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Oh id never do that.I dont want to loose my credit rating,its very important to me.besides if you have a dept then you must pay it
GROW TO FUCK UP .There is no such thing as Credit rating .Nobody who owes money ever repays it they refinance it look for a lower interest rate forget about unsecured debt like Credit card or even Credit Union it is only secured against your shares all unsecured debt goes with death .
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Ermy what bills are you not paying?It's only been a few days since Leo announced the lockdown.
Credit card not going to be paid for a few months ,If things go on next month wont pay my car loan will pay the insurance .Cash is king ill be holding on to my coin .You got to be like the Bee or the Squirrell and put a bit away for the future .
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John you tell me to grow up ? is it not grown up to honour my depts,and pay back the instructions who were good enough to give me a loan in the first place ? Im glad to say morality still plays a part in my life
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John you tell me to grow up ? is it not grown up to honour my depts,and pay back the instructions who were good enough to give me a loan in the first place ? Im glad to say morality still plays a part in my life
GROW UP .A LOAN .Or a contract for you to pay interest to them even your Pal Jesus of Nazareth fucked the money lenders out of the Temple so which morality do you speak of .
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Ok John ,you win .you live by your ethics,and I'll live by mine.
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Usury inshallah...
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Haven't a clue what your talking about lip
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I am effing dying with a man flu cold for past few days...Did a full shop in Supervalu on Thursday and you would want to see the look on people's faces when I coughed...You would swear I was a leper..One woman told be to go home and stop spreading germ ans
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https://youtu.be/1xSxbEqzohI
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https://youtu.be/1xSxbEqzohI
I'd say Ryanair do that on their 10min turnaround schedule!!
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https://youtu.be/1xSxbEqzohI
I'd say Ryanair do that on their 10min turnaround schedule!!
When we in Team Are Lingus used to get an aircraft back from winter wet lease( usually Africa) and there was even a remote possibility of insect infestation.
The aircraft was sealed and gassed with cyanide for twenty-four hours.
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Any work out there ? Im afraid Im self isolating since yesterday under doctor advice
I struck it lucky when i hit Swords....but cunts drivin like they're gonna lose their gaff....infact the ones i've encountered...i hope they do!!...43011 for starters....cutting me up...and breaking lights!!
Ahh yes him, and his new Audi. I believe he is related to a poster on here. Can’t say much as I might be sued for Libel or slander
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Haven't a clue what your talking about lip
Usury is what happens to Chinese people ...normally! 8)
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Any work out there ? Im afraid Im self isolating since yesterday under doctor advice
I struck it lucky when i hit Swords....but cunts drivin like they're gonna lose their gaff....infact the ones i've encountered...i hope they do!!...43011 for starters....cutting me up...and breaking lights!!
Ahh yes him, and his new Audi. I believe he is related to a poster on here. Can’t say much as I might be sued for Libel or slander
You're on the money, and I'm not my cousin's keeper and all that. 8)
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Any work out there ? Im afraid Im self isolating since yesterday under doctor advice
I struck it lucky when i hit Swords....but cunts drivin like they're gonna lose their gaff....infact the ones i've encountered...i hope they do!!...43011 for starters....cutting me up...and breaking lights!!
Ahh yes him, and his new Audi. I believe he is related to a poster on here. Can’t say much as I might be sued for Libel or slander
You're on the money, and I'm not my cousin's keeper and all that. 8)
Driving like a complete fuktard SB.....and as ye say that you're not!!
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Any work out there ? Im afraid Im self isolating since yesterday under doctor advice
I struck it lucky when i hit Swords....but cunts drivin like they're gonna lose their gaff....infact the ones i've encountered...i hope they do!!...43011 for starters....cutting me up...and breaking lights!!
Ahh yes him, and his new Audi. I believe he is related to a poster on here. Can’t say much as I might be sued for Libel or slander
You're on the money, and I'm not my cousin's keeper and all that. 8)
Driving like a complete fuktard SB.....and as ye say that you're not!!
He rents the plate off a J.Boyle.
Must have huge bills.
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Haven't a clue what your talking about lip
Forbidden by certain creeds to lend money for gain, Dalyer....Usury. Only us so-called Christians fall for it.......
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Haven't a clue what your talking about lip
Forbidden by certain creeds to lend money for gain, Dalyer....Usury. Only us so-called Christians fall for it.......
Doesn't stop the Hawaladars!
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The whatladers ?
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The whatladers ?
https://www.investopedia.com/terms/h/hawala.asp (https://www.investopedia.com/terms/h/hawala.asp)
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And there was me thinking it was the chineeeeese phone crowd that Donny t has a problem with
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Any work out there ? Im afraid Im self isolating since yesterday under doctor advice
I struck it lucky when i hit Swords....but cunts drivin like they're gonna lose their gaff....infact the ones i've encountered...i hope they do!!...43011 for starters....cutting me up...and breaking lights!!
Ahh yes him, and his new Audi. I believe he is related to a poster on here. Can’t say much as I might be sued for Libel or slander
You're on the money, and I'm not my cousin's keeper and all that. 8)
Driving like a complete fuktard SB.....and as ye say that you're not!!
He rents the plate off a J.Boyle.
Must have huge bills.
Is it not offa Norton?