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Title: Ermology
Post by: john m on March 09, 2020, 06:56:41 pm
Keep this philosophy in mind the next time you either hear or are about to repeat a rumour.
In the flats John M  was widely lauded for his wisdom.
One day the great philosopher came upon an acquaintance who ran up to him excitedly and said, "Jonny   do you know what I just heard about one of your mates?"
"Wait a moment," John M replied. "Before you tell me I'd like you to pass a little test. It's called the Triple Filter Test."
"Triple filter?"
"That's right," Johnny  continued.  "Before you talk to me about anybody let's take a moment to filter what you're going to say.  The first filter is Truth. Have you made absolutely sure that what you are about to tell me is true?"
"No," the man said, "actually I just heard about it."
"All right," said Jonny . "So you don't really know if it's true or not.  Now let's try the second filter, the filter of Goodness. Is what you are about to tell me about someone  something good?"
"No, on the contrary ..."
"So," John M continued, "you want to tell me something bad about him, even though you're not certain it's true?"  The man shrugged, a little embarrassed.  Johnny  continued, "You may still pass the test though, because there is a third filter - the filter of Usefulness.  Is what you want to tell me about  going to be useful to me?"
"No, not really ..."
"Well," concluded John M , "if what you want to tell me is neither True nor Good nor even Useful, why tell it to me at all?"
The man was defeated and ashamed.
This is the reason The Rodent  was a great philosopher and held in such high esteem. he insisted on Links never considered if the shit was true just that some hack had typed it out on his Remington Typewriter and there was a link .
Title: Re: Ermology
Post by: Shallowhal on March 09, 2020, 06:58:40 pm
Bollockology.
Title: Re: Ermology
Post by: john m on March 09, 2020, 07:00:10 pm
Bollockology.

Link Please
Title: Re: Ermology
Post by: Shallowhal on March 09, 2020, 07:02:06 pm
Give me a loan of your etch a sketch and i'll draw one for ye!!
Title: Re: Ermology
Post by: john m on March 09, 2020, 07:03:31 pm
Give me a loan of your etch a sketch and i'll draw one for ye!!

That would be great  .
Title: Re: Ermology
Post by: watty on March 09, 2020, 07:03:58 pm
You forgot to mention that John M in the flats got his lawyers for free while The Rodent doesn't...
Title: Re: Ermology
Post by: john m on March 09, 2020, 07:05:50 pm
You forgot to mention that John M in the flats got his lawyers for free while The Rodent doesn't...

Explain?
Title: Re: Ermology
Post by: watty on March 09, 2020, 07:13:55 pm
Newspapers get annoyed when people steal from them.  Sometimes they sue (I'll provide a link later).  They might sue RC & this site.  If they were especially upset, they could go after his house.  (That's why I was strict as a moderator on the old site & why I wouldn't do it on this site.)

Hence the need for links (which is kinda saying 'thanks for the info' and it's a bit of free advertising from the newspapers).
Title: Re: Ermology
Post by: john m on March 09, 2020, 07:16:32 pm
So a reporter has a thought and he owns that thought .Still wont be posting links .
Title: Re: Ermology
Post by: watty on March 09, 2020, 07:26:13 pm
You're also protecting yourself.  Say you thought John Doe was a bollix and you posted here that he was.  He could sue you.  Instead, if you quoted The Indo saying he was a bollix, he would have to sue The Indo and not you.

Long story short, it's a win-win for everyone.  You're protected, RC and the website is protected, the newspaper gets a 'thank you' and a bit of free advertising.





I can't find the link I wanted about newspapers suing.  Basically, a Irish website 'newspaper' was lifting content from the main papers and reposting it on the own website as their own.  I guess you could say they were stealing it.  The main newspapers sued and won.
Title: Re: Ermology
Post by: john m on March 09, 2020, 07:29:17 pm
Bit of a cunt you cant say Man United won 1-0 because the League own the information but if you say Man  United won 1-0 and post a link to Sky then its Ok .....To complicated for a lad from the flats .
Title: Re: Ermology
Post by: watty on March 09, 2020, 07:49:51 pm
You're splitting hairs and you know it.
Title: Re: Ermology
Post by: john m on March 09, 2020, 07:54:36 pm
 The whole aim of links  is to narrow the range of thought? In the end we shall make thought literally impossible, because there will be no words in which to express it.” Splitting hairs so you can interpret the rules but I cannot .
Title: Re: Ermology
Post by: watty on March 09, 2020, 08:47:17 pm
(For me, this is about the lawyers/getting sued but anyways...)

No.  It shows where you started (e.g. Guardian/Sun newspapers/the pub), the journey/thought process, and where you finished up.

1+1+1=3
1+2=3
4-1=3
Title: Re: Ermology
Post by: watty on March 09, 2020, 08:48:21 pm
<snip>In the end we shall make thought literally impossible, because there will be no words in which to express it. <snip>

Is that a quote from someone else? Got a link?  lol
Title: Re: Ermology
Post by: john m on March 10, 2020, 12:11:33 am
I Dont have a link this is my own idea so if you read it somewhere else contact the editor and tell him to post a link .

Had Donny T played his Joker ?He has downplayed the China Cold saying it is all a Load of Bollox but he also put Mick Pence in charge to take the blame .If it gets out of hand in the USofA could Donny Suspend the Presidential Election by Presidential Decree for Public Health reasons .Did he look at the numbers and realize he wont be re elected so stopping the election keeps him in power .The Cunt is an evil Genius and a Psychopath nothing is beyonf him .
Title: Re: Ermology
Post by: silverbullet on March 10, 2020, 03:30:32 am
I have noticed that none of the mainstream media outlets don't reproduce the Erms posts.

Are they afraid of being sued, or is something simpler like an aversion to bolloxology?
Title: Re: Ermology
Post by: john m on March 15, 2020, 10:33:14 pm
As the number of COVID-19 cases in the United States continues to skyrocket, it's not just toilet paper and hand sanitiser people are rushing to buy.

Demand for guns has also risen, according to the Los Angeles Times, with panic-driven shoppers waiting up to five hours to be served in some places.

"I want to buy a handgun, I think they call it a Glock, but I'm not sure," one buyer, identified only as Ray, told The Los Angeles Times.

"I have a house and a family, and they'll need protection if things get worse."

He said his biggest fear was that "civil services will break down".

JUST IN CASE THE BIRO IS READING IT THERE IS NO FUCKING LINK THE AUTHORS ARE QUOTED IN THE PIECE >
Title: Re: Ermology
Post by: john m on March 15, 2020, 11:37:37 pm
On a Really serious note ..Forget about your Car HP repayments and Credit card payments max out your card hold cash .Get down the shop buy 6 weeks provisions .Trump is going to lose it .If you have containers store some fuel .Trump is unstable not fit for leadership he is a narcissistic if the CIA dont take him out he will attack Syria I wont explain why Syria but if he does Turkey a Nato Member and Russia going to get pissed .Right now if things continue as they are the Dow Jones US stock market will not open tomorrow to prevent a crash .If you have savings in the bank withdraw them you can always put them back .Keep an eye on CNN see if they show the Star Spangled death Token .
Title: Re: Ermology
Post by: john m on March 15, 2020, 11:42:59 pm
Stock futures plunged Sunday night even after the Federal Reserve embarked on a massive monetary stimulus campaign to curb slower economic growth amid the coronavirus outbreak.

Stock market futures hit “limit down” levels of 5% lower, a move made by the CME futures exchange to reduce panic in markets. No prices can trade below that threshold, only at higher prices than that down 5% limit.

Dow Jones Industrial average futures were off by more than 1,000 points, triggering the limit down level. S&P 500 and Nasdaq 100 futures were also at their downside limits.

While the central bank’s actions may help ease the functioning of markets, many investors said they would ultimately want to see coronavirus cases peaking and falling in the U.S. before it was safe to take on risk and buy equities again.

“The Fed blasted its monetary bazooka for sure,” said Peter Boockvar, chief investment officer at Bleakley Advisory Group. “This better work because I don’t know what they have left and no amount of money raining from the sky will cure this virus. Only time and medicine will.”
Title: Re: Ermology
Post by: john m on March 15, 2020, 11:44:30 pm
Get down the ATM withdraw your daily max on your CC or debit .then after midnight go again .
Title: Re: Ermology
Post by: mercenary for hire on March 16, 2020, 12:04:35 am
Most bank deposits are guaranteed up to 100k.

My local chipper is asking for card payments instead of cash.Are you sure you're not overreacting?
Title: Re: Ermology
Post by: silverbullet on March 16, 2020, 12:11:49 am
Most bank deposits are guaranteed up to 100k.

My local chipper is asking for card payments instead of cash.Are you sure you're not overreacting?
Chip & pin? 8)
Title: Re: Ermology
Post by: mercenary for hire on March 16, 2020, 12:14:40 am
;-)
Title: Re: Ermology
Post by: The Liffey Lip on March 16, 2020, 09:33:26 am
Get down the ATM withdraw your daily max on your CC or debit .then after midnight go again .

C.C. limits are being imposed.....your platinum card no longer supports that 25k rating.
Title: Re: Ermology
Post by: mercenary for hire on March 16, 2020, 09:43:54 am
Last thing you want is some drug addict breaking into yer gaff looking for small change but finding 5k under your mattress.I'm happy to leave the small bit I have where it is safe and guaranteed by the state.
Title: Re: Ermology
Post by: john m on March 16, 2020, 09:48:57 am
Last thing you want is some drug addict breaking into yer gaff looking for small change but finding 5k under your mattress.I'm happy to leave the small bit I have where it is safe and guaranteed by the state.

How do you know the state will guarentee it .Ask the European Citizens about how safe their coin was in their ECB backed banks .A bird in the hand and all that get your cash out of the bank
Title: Re: Ermology
Post by: mercenary for hire on March 16, 2020, 09:51:02 am
If my deposit isn't safe then I won't have to pay off all of my mortgage.Both are with the same bank.

Cash is no good if nobody wants to get the Corona off it.This mess will fastrack contactless payments.
Title: Re: Ermology
Post by: john m on March 16, 2020, 09:56:00 am
If my deposit isn't safe then I won't have to pay off all of my mortgage.Both are with the same bank.

Cash is no good if nobody wants to get the Corona off it.This mess will fastrack contactless payments.



Arthur Daly wont accept card when your looking for more than your rations on the 100th day of this dizzzzeeeeeeezeee or Brenda Logan from the flats wont accept a card for her work .
Title: Re: Ermology
Post by: dalymount on March 16, 2020, 10:11:38 am
Wht about big Dommo ?
Title: Re: Ermology
Post by: john m on March 16, 2020, 10:14:49 am
Wht about big Dommo ?

Coming home tonight from where ever he was .He is a real family man he will know how to play this opportunity .He is dropping his bags off in Betty Nolans then going to Billy the Bastards for something to eat .
Title: Re: Ermology
Post by: dalymount on March 16, 2020, 10:46:46 am
Keep em coming John,it breaks the having to listen about covid 19
Title: Re: Ermology
Post by: Cool Boola on March 16, 2020, 07:50:09 pm
Wha was his wifi..y up to while he was away...do tell...