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Public Area => Taxi Talk => Topic started by: john m on March 13, 2020, 12:02:28 pm

Title: Trigger Happy
Post by: john m on March 13, 2020, 12:02:28 pm
Bought cheap fuel today not one person used a glove on the pump including me .Those things are dirtier than a Priests Pyjamas in a boys school .
Title: Re: Trigger Happy
Post by: mercenary for hire on March 13, 2020, 12:04:45 pm
On the positive side you should get a few weeks out of that tank.
Title: Re: Trigger Happy
Post by: Shallowhal on March 13, 2020, 12:06:04 pm
I usually pour a drop on my hands and use a lighter to burn off any germs!!
Title: Re: Trigger Happy
Post by: stonethecrows on March 13, 2020, 01:23:10 pm
Quote from: Shallowhal on March 13, 2020, 12:06:04 pm
I usually pour a drop on my hands and use a lighter to burn off any germs!!
Is that from the pump ?
Title: Re: Trigger Happy
Post by: Shallowhal on March 13, 2020, 01:31:12 pm
Quote from: stonethecrows on March 13, 2020, 01:23:10 pm
Quote from: Shallowhal on March 13, 2020, 12:06:04 pm
I usually pour a drop on my hands and use a lighter to burn off any germs!!
Is that from the pump ?

Yep...i've been germ.....and eyebrow free for a long time now!!
Title: Re: Trigger Happy
Post by: Tony on March 13, 2020, 01:36:17 pm
Laffin me bollix off
Title: Re: Trigger Happy
Post by: stonethecrows on March 13, 2020, 02:11:28 pm
Quote from: Shallowhal on March 13, 2020, 01:31:12 pm
Quote from: stonethecrows on March 13, 2020, 01:23:10 pm
Quote from: Shallowhal on March 13, 2020, 12:06:04 pm
I usually pour a drop on my hands and use a lighter to burn off any germs!!
Is that from the pump ?

Yep...i've been germ.....and eyebrow free for a long time now!!
Hal, You should schedule an appointment with them ladies that do the eyebrows

I'm sure she could pencil you in..........
Title: Re: Trigger Happy
Post by: Shallowhal on March 13, 2020, 02:22:40 pm
Leo due to make an announcement at 3pm outlawing any jokes related to the current Covid 19 crisis and dozey fuks on taxi fora that think they're funny but probably won't see their next birthday.
Title: Re: Trigger Happy
Post by: stonethecrows on March 13, 2020, 02:56:34 pm
Quote from: Shallowhal on March 13, 2020, 02:22:40 pm
Leo due to make an announcement at 3pm outlawing any jokes related to the current Covid 19 crisis and dozey fuks on taxi fora that think they're funny but probably won't see their next birthday.
rofl
Title: Re: Trigger Happy
Post by: silverbullet on March 13, 2020, 05:00:22 pm
Quote from: Shallowhal on March 13, 2020, 02:22:40 pm
Leo due to make an announcement at 3pm outlawing any jokes related to the current Covid 19 crisis and dozey fuks on taxi fora that think they're funny but probably won't see their next birthday.
Sign gone up in Supervalu : Toilet paper for arseholes only.
Shelves are packed.
Title: Re: Trigger Happy
Post by: stonethecrows on March 13, 2020, 11:37:35 pm
Quote from: silverbullet on March 13, 2020, 05:00:22 pm
Quote from: Shallowhal on March 13, 2020, 02:22:40 pm
Leo due to make an announcement at 3pm outlawing any jokes related to the current Covid 19 crisis and dozey fuks on taxi fora that think they're funny but probably won't see their next birthday.
Sign gone up in Supervalu : Toilet paper for arseholes only.
Shelves are packed.
Do you know the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain…





So your the one !