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Public Area => Taxi Talk => Topic started by: silverbullet on March 19, 2020, 08:16:59 pm

Title: The Lifford Lip
Post by: silverbullet on March 19, 2020, 08:16:59 pm
https://youtu.be/pmSG8vfhroY 8)
Title: Re: The Lifford Lip
Post by: The Liffey Lip on March 19, 2020, 10:15:33 pm
He's making money anyway....good luck to him.
Title: Re: The Lifford Lip
Post by: Shallowhal on March 19, 2020, 11:39:14 pm
See them Italians singing a Smiths song out their windows.....and no it wasn't Panic.
Title: Re: The Lifford Lip
Post by: Lizzzy on March 19, 2020, 11:47:35 pm
See them Italians singing a Smiths song out their windows.....and no it wasn't Panic.

Girlfriend in a Coma ?
Title: Re: The Lifford Lip
Post by: taxi1990 on March 19, 2020, 11:49:27 pm
imagine being under house arrest in one of them Italian apartments, listening to all that singing. I think I would throw myself off the balcony.
Title: Re: The Lifford Lip
Post by: Shallowhal on March 20, 2020, 12:01:13 am
Meself and Octy would break the drums out....we'd probably have a shit hot band by the end of lockdown.
Title: Re: The Lifford Lip
Post by: silverbullet on March 20, 2020, 12:09:15 am
Meself and Octy would break the drums out....we'd probably have a shit hot band by the end of lockdown.
The  Drums of Navarone.

Or

Il Corpso! 8)
Title: Re: The Lifford Lip
Post by: Shallowhal on March 20, 2020, 12:26:47 am
Meself and Octy would break the drums out....we'd probably have a shit hot band by the end of lockdown.
The  Drums of Navarone.

Or

Il Corpso! 8)

 lol
Title: Re: The Lifford Lip
Post by: Belker on March 20, 2020, 08:15:23 am
Meself and Octy would break the drums out....we'd probably have a shit hot band by the end of lockdown.
Fixed your post Hal !   lol
Title: Re: The Lifford Lip
Post by: Shallowhal on March 20, 2020, 08:43:12 am
I knew when i was writing that...either you or Tony would be all over that....but i left it to see which, neither surprised nor disappointed,
Me and Octy could make beautiful paradiddles together!!
Title: Re: The Lifford Lip
Post by: Belker on March 20, 2020, 09:23:52 am
I knew when i was writing that...either you or Tony would be all over that....but i left it to see which, neither surprised nor disappointed,
Me and Octy could make beautiful paradiddles together!!
I would say ye would make 'Great Music' together.
Being 2 Fookin Prius drivers I don't know who would be the Giver or the Taker ?
Prob be Dealers Choice !  lol
Title: Re: The Lifford Lip
Post by: Shallowhal on March 20, 2020, 09:28:55 am
We're two good looking heteros.....you just can't handle that Ken.
Title: Re: The Lifford Lip
Post by: Tony on March 20, 2020, 09:44:36 am
We're two good looking heteros.....you just can't handle that Ken.


Ah now halpo... Good looking?  Come on ffs
Title: Re: The Lifford Lip
Post by: Octavia1 on March 20, 2020, 10:06:28 am
We're two good looking heteros.....you just can't handle that Ken.

You tell them darling
Title: Re: The Lifford Lip
Post by: Octavia1 on March 20, 2020, 10:06:54 am
Jealous cnuts
Title: Re: The Lifford Lip
Post by: Octavia1 on March 20, 2020, 10:07:33 am
We're two good looking heteros.....you just can't handle that Ken.


Ah now halpo... Good looking?  Come on ffs

Shur  up fatty
Title: Re: The Lifford Lip
Post by: Tony on March 20, 2020, 10:16:27 am
We're two good looking heteros.....you just can't handle that Ken.


Ah now halpo... Good looking?  Come on ffs

Shur  up fatty



Laffin, and your a lot fatter than me
Title: Re: The Lifford Lip
Post by: dalymount on March 20, 2020, 11:15:53 am
Does anyone know how to get into the DATA base.I'm trying to find a driver called alan kilduff
Title: Re: The Lifford Lip
Post by: Shallowhal on March 20, 2020, 11:43:24 am
Does anyone know how to get into the DATA base.I'm trying to find a driver called alan kilduff

There aren't any phone numbers in the database Dalyer.
Title: Re: The Lifford Lip
Post by: Tony on March 20, 2020, 12:11:24 pm
Does anyone know how to get into the DATA base.I'm trying to find a driver called alan kilduff

There aren't any phone numbers in the database Dalyer.

There is on the wav register

https://wavregister.nationaltransport.ie/?currentpage=18&currentCountyId=6
Title: Re: The Lifford Lip
Post by: Shallowhal on March 20, 2020, 12:23:44 pm
Does anyone know how to get into the DATA base.I'm trying to find a driver called alan kilduff

There aren't any phone numbers in the database Dalyer.

There is on the wav register

https://wavregister.nationaltransport.ie/?currentpage=18&currentCountyId=6

He didn't specify Tony so don't be a cunt......well don't continue to be one!!
Title: Re: The Lifford Lip
Post by: Shallowhal on March 20, 2020, 12:27:09 pm
Only one Alan Kilduff driving a Fluence and as that's not a WAV.
Title: Re: The Lifford Lip
Post by: The Liffey Lip on March 20, 2020, 12:34:30 pm
Stop naming people....mad cunts
Title: Re: The Lifford Lip
Post by: Shallowhal on March 20, 2020, 12:35:35 pm
He started it!!
Title: Re: The Lifford Lip
Post by: The Liffey Lip on March 20, 2020, 12:36:40 pm
Stop...yes might find out I'm a tranny.
Title: Re: The Lifford Lip
Post by: Shallowhal on March 20, 2020, 12:40:59 pm
Stop...yes might find out I'm a tranny.

Fuk sake.....that would be the least of your/our worries!!
Title: Re: The Lifford Lip
Post by: The Liffey Lip on March 20, 2020, 12:42:38 pm
Wife files for divorce...step2...stress is coming to visit you.
Title: Re: The Lifford Lip
Post by: silverbullet on March 20, 2020, 12:44:51 pm
Jealous cnuts
I'll join yiz, Three Tenors...Three for the PRIUS of One! 8)
Title: Re: The Lifford Lip
Post by: Shallowhal on March 20, 2020, 12:52:31 pm
Jealous cnuts
I'll join yiz, Three Tenors...Three for the PRIUS of One! 8)

I think all white Irish national,Prius driving,not bad looking(givin the rest of yis a chance) gents should get the first round offers of a space on the Ark.
Title: Re: The Lifford Lip
Post by: silverbullet on March 20, 2020, 01:07:22 pm
Jealous cnuts
I'll join yiz, Three Tenors...Three for the PRIUS of One! 8)

I think all white Irish national,Prius driving,not bad looking(givin the rest of yis a chance) gents should get the first round offers of a space on the Ark.
Who's idea was it to put two male lions on the ark? shouldn't they be extinct by now?
Title: Re: The Lifford Lip
Post by: Shallowhal on March 20, 2020, 01:13:00 pm
Gay lions have feelings too!!
Title: Re: The Lifford Lip
Post by: silverbullet on March 20, 2020, 01:14:17 pm
Gay lions have feelings too!!
Maybe they're Dandelions? 8)
Title: Re: The Lifford Lip
Post by: Octavia1 on March 20, 2020, 02:24:31 pm
Does anyone know how to get into the DATA base.I'm trying to find a driver called alan kilduff

If I had a name like that ....ide go missing too daily....he sounds like an Islamic gynaecologist
Title: Re: The Lifford Lip
Post by: Octavia1 on March 20, 2020, 02:25:54 pm
Stop naming people....mad cunts
Mad cnut
Title: Re: The Lifford Lip
Post by: The Liffey Lip on March 20, 2020, 02:32:10 pm
Agreed........I'm enthralled by your acumen....Adolph.
Title: Re: The Lifford Lip
Post by: Octavia1 on March 20, 2020, 02:37:07 pm
Speaking of feelings ...I was on to me therapist this morning....on skype cause of social distancing....any way I was about half way through   an I was telling her about me ma lockin me in the wardrobe again .....
And I just came out wit it ....
" your lovely " I said
" Sorry mr Octavia "
" your lovely "
" yes but tell me about your feelings towards your mother ?"
She said
" your lovely " I said ..." I think I love you "
" ooooo k she said ...but I'm in a loving relationship and I'm very happy " ...." I dont care ....fuk him " I said .....
An the screen went blank .....
Cnut dint even say goodbye .....
90 euro an hour an I got fuking blanked..wat an awful bitch
Title: Re: The Lifford Lip
Post by: The Liffey Lip on March 20, 2020, 02:41:11 pm
Could've told you that for your usual score auld son...
Title: Re: The Lifford Lip
Post by: markmiwurdz on March 20, 2020, 04:47:51 pm
Speaking of feelings ...I was on to me therapist this morning....on skype cause of social distancing....any way I was about half way through   an I was telling her about me ma lockin me in the wardrobe again .....
And I just came out wit it ....
" your lovely " I said
" Sorry mr Octavia "
" your lovely "
" yes but tell me about your feelings towards your mother ?"
She said
" your lovely " I said ..." I think I love you "
" ooooo k she said ...but I'm in a loving relationship and I'm very happy " ...." I dont care ....fuk him " I said .....
An the screen went blank .....
Cnut dint even say goodbye .....
90 euro an hour an I got fuking blanked..wat an awful bitch


 lol lol Quality Octy.
Title: Re: The Lifford Lip
Post by: stonethecrows on March 20, 2020, 05:44:52 pm
Speaking of feelings ...I was on to me therapist this morning....on skype cause of social distancing....any way I was about half way through   an I was telling her about me ma lockin me in the wardrobe again .....
And I just came out wit it ....
" your lovely " I said
" Sorry mr Octavia "
" your lovely "
" yes but tell me about your feelings towards your mother ?"
She said
" your lovely " I said ..." I think I love you "
" ooooo k she said ...but I'm in a loving relationship and I'm very happy " ...." I dont care ....fuk him " I said .....
An the screen went blank .....
Cnut dint even say goodbye .....
90 euro an hour an I got fuking blanked..wat an awful bitch


 lol lol Quality Octy.
Perhap's she was not impressed with the bad language Ochy
Title: Re: The Lifford Lip
Post by: Octavia1 on March 20, 2020, 07:49:05 pm
Speaking of feelings ...I was on to me therapist this morning....on skype cause of social distancing....any way I was about half way through   an I was telling her about me ma lockin me in the wardrobe again .....
And I just came out wit it ....
" your lovely " I said
" Sorry mr Octavia "
" your lovely "
" yes but tell me about your feelings towards your mother ?"
She said
" your lovely " I said ..." I think I love you "
" ooooo k she said ...but I'm in a loving relationship and I'm very happy " ...." I dont care ....fuk him " I said .....
An the screen went blank .....
Cnut dint even say goodbye .....
90 euro an hour an I got fuking blanked..wat an awful bitch


 lol lol Quality Octy.
Perhap's she was not impressed with the bad language Ochy

Ah lads it's not easy bein cooped up here for 2 weeks on account of this china plague....
I'm starting to go off me trolly...its alrite for use lot wit tellys an Netfix an all that ....
.its gone really quiet here ...and nothing is the same anymore....an nothin be ever the same again ....
I bought a box of Barry's tea an thers no taste of it .......an a bar of Cadburys tastes like it's made with a glass an a half of
Wee ......the love me life is texting me again tellin me she loves me cause shes scared  but cant come over for sum
slap an tickle  caus shes self isolated ..an the owlone next door is cryin into her pillow clutching a photo of herself as a debutante at the ball in one hand and a bottle of lidls best chardonnay in  the other dreaming of wat could of bein .....that handsome fellow who ran off with  wit her best friend  became a millionaire after inheriting daddys multinational abateour empire ......an me sitting her wondering wer it all went wrong .....
Ide say we be all alcoholics in a few weeks wit this ting ....probably  more peoples liver collapse than kill by the flu

Title: Re: The Lifford Lip
Post by: Belker on March 21, 2020, 09:09:29 am
Does anyone know how to get into the DATA base.I'm trying to find a driver called alan kilduff
To get in to the forum data base just click on database above and input what ever details you have.
I checked fer alan kilduff but no records found, but there is an alan kilbride.
Title: Re: The Lifford Lip
Post by: Shallowhal on March 21, 2020, 10:26:23 am
Does anyone know how to get into the DATA base.I'm trying to find a driver called alan kilduff
To get in to the forum data base just click on database above and input what ever details you have.
I checked fer alan kilduff but no records found, but there is an alan kilbride.

There is a driver by that name.....if you put the name into "Driver Licence" he comes up.....i've stopped using the name for fear of the mutt from the hut!!
Title: Re: The Lifford Lip
Post by: The Liffey Lip on March 21, 2020, 10:29:26 am
Just hanging around for a few days and you're already falling out with the quare wan, I see. Frazzled nerves and lack of stimulation.....you've no stamina, Hal...
Title: Re: The Lifford Lip
Post by: Shallowhal on March 21, 2020, 10:33:21 am
Just hanging around for a few days and you're already falling out with the quare wan, I see. Frazzled nerves and lack of stimulation.....you've no stamina, Hal...

Stop it!!

I haven't fallin out with the quare wan....yer an awful rumour monger!!
Title: Re: The Lifford Lip
Post by: The Liffey Lip on March 21, 2020, 10:38:08 am
Bit of crack is all....changes the mood a bit when there's a bit of banter. What do you want?......I can paste fear-porn articles all day too.....all bolloxology if you don't have an ability to laugh at yourself.

Side issue, this 6 weeks thing is a bit optimistic....the Brits are borrowing almost a trillion for the next 18 mths to 2 yrs. The World's economy "reset" button has been pressed..............the ensuing poverty and ill-health from lack of food etc will kill a lot more.
Title: Re: The Lifford Lip
Post by: Belker on March 22, 2020, 08:13:07 am
Does anyone know how to get into the DATA base.I'm trying to find a driver called alan kilduff
To get in to the forum data base just click on database above and input what ever details you have.
I checked fer alan kilduff but no records found, but there is an alan kilbride.

There is a driver by that name.....if you put the name into "Driver Licence" he comes up.....i've stopped using the name for fear of the mutt from the hut!!
OK I see him there now, Dublin and Wicklow plate.
Title: Re: The Lifford Lip
Post by: Rat Catcher on March 22, 2020, 09:51:00 am
Does anyone know how to get into the DATA base.I'm trying to find a driver called alan kilduff


Only saw this now, DM.

http://intaxi.org/database/ (http://intaxi.org/database/)

E5747   ALAN KILDUFF (0)      ACTIVE   17/07/2020   DUBLIN WICKLOW

Drives plate 29967, silver Fluence owned by Denis Thorpe.
Title: Re: The Lifford Lip
Post by: Belker on March 22, 2020, 10:35:00 am
Does anyone know how to get into the DATA base.I'm trying to find a driver called alan kilduff


Only saw this now, DM.

[url]http://intaxi.org/database/[/url] ([url]http://intaxi.org/database/[/url])

E5747   ALAN KILDUFF (0)      ACTIVE   17/07/2020   DUBLIN WICKLOW

Drives plate 29967, silver Fluence owned by Denis Thorpe.


(https://i.postimg.cc/ykZdLf3R/Alan-Kilduff.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/ykZdLf3R)