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Public Area => Taxi Talk => Topic started by: Rat Catcher on March 24, 2020, 10:03:56 pm

Title: Park Rangers
Post by: Rat Catcher on March 24, 2020, 10:03:56 pm
Mightn't be a bad job. I wonder if you got in on account of the virus would you be kept if you survive your infection?
Title: Re: Park Rangers
Post by: Vikkiz on March 24, 2020, 10:11:23 pm
Hey Booboo
Title: Re: Park Rangers
Post by: Cool Boola on March 25, 2020, 02:22:29 am
Free bike 2
Title: Re: Park Rangers
Post by: Shallowhal on March 25, 2020, 09:31:13 am
Space Ranger more like.....Buzz!!
Title: Re: Park Rangers
Post by: silverbullet on March 25, 2020, 02:09:56 pm
Free bike 2
All park rangers get a free Matabubu.
Title: Re: Park Rangers
Post by: stonethecrows on March 25, 2020, 06:25:31 pm
What does the Lone Ranger say when he takes out the rubbish?


To the dump, to the dump, to the dump dump dump
Title: Re: Park Rangers
Post by: dalymount on March 25, 2020, 06:26:59 pm
Jeez I knew boredom was setting in,but this is a new low
Title: Re: Park Rangers
Post by: dalymount on March 25, 2020, 06:37:41 pm
I had to go to the vet last night,the cat was as sick as a dog
Title: Re: Park Rangers
Post by: Tony on March 25, 2020, 06:38:42 pm
Mightn't be a bad job. I wonder if you got in on account of the virus would you be kept if you survive your infection?


Where would one apply for this job?
Title: Re: Park Rangers
Post by: markmiwurdz on March 25, 2020, 07:02:55 pm
I had to go to the vet last night,the cat was as sick as a dog

It's cat since the dog died...
Title: Re: Park Rangers
Post by: dalymount on March 25, 2020, 07:19:07 pm
Im half irish ,and half scottish.      One half of me wants to have a drink,but the other half of me doesn't want to pay for it
Title: Re: Park Rangers
Post by: silverbullet on March 25, 2020, 07:26:30 pm
Stardust memorial park, all Gym equipment has been taped off and a warning to people not to use it until the Covid 19 crisis is over.
Title: Re: Park Rangers
Post by: Rat Catcher on March 25, 2020, 08:09:25 pm
Free bike 2

Fingal give them vans.
Title: Re: Park Rangers
Post by: markmiwurdz on March 25, 2020, 09:15:32 pm
Im half irish ,and half scottish.      One half of me wants to have a drink,but the other half of me doesn't want to pay for it


 rofl rofl
Title: Re: Park Rangers
Post by: stonethecrows on March 25, 2020, 09:58:49 pm
Did you hear about the explosion at the cheese factory in France?  …......


De-brie was everywhere
Title: Re: Park Rangers
Post by: dalymount on March 25, 2020, 10:01:37 pm
We're scrapping the barrel a bit I think
Title: Re: Park Rangers
Post by: stonethecrows on March 25, 2020, 10:08:13 pm
Whats the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo ?

One is real heavy and the other is a little lighter  yay
Title: Re: Park Rangers
Post by: dalymount on March 26, 2020, 06:34:53 am
Whats the difference between a giraffe,and a JCB ?

One has hydraulics,the other has high bollox
Title: Re: Park Rangers
Post by: dalymount on March 26, 2020, 08:01:32 am
Bloke was after being in the war,and when he came back he needed a job.now while he was at war,he had the misfortune of a stray bullet shooting his nuts off.anyway when he got home to Dublin,he was advised to go up the council depot,where they are always looking to hire.he spoke to the foreman who said yes certainly you can have a job.come down at noon tomorrow and I'll give you a start. Noon ,says your man ? ...I thought you start here at 8  ? Ah wedo says rhe foreman,but the lads just stand around scrathing their bollox till 12
Title: Re: Park Rangers
Post by: Cool Boola on March 26, 2020, 11:41:31 am
Any jokes ...Taximan.  remember those days
Title: Re: Park Rangers
Post by: silverbullet on March 26, 2020, 01:56:59 pm
Did you hear about the explosion at the cheese factory in France?  …......


De-brie was everywhere
Did you know  Dutch  Edam is made up?
Title: Re: Park Rangers
Post by: silverbullet on March 26, 2020, 01:58:10 pm
Bloke was after being in the war,and when he came back he needed a job.now while he was at war,he had the misfortune of a stray bullet shooting his nuts off.anyway when he got home to Dublin,he was advised to go up the council depot,where they are always looking to hire.he spoke to the foreman who said yes certainly you can have a job.come down at noon tomorrow and I'll give you a start. Noon ,says your man ? ...I thought you start here at 8  ? Ah wedo says rhe foreman,but the lads just stand around scrathing their bollox till 12
Good one.
Title: Re: Park Rangers
Post by: The Liffey Lip on March 26, 2020, 02:11:42 pm
Did you hear about the explosion at the cheese factory in France?  …......


De-brie was everywhere
Did you know  Dutch  Edam is made up?

Gouda on you.
Title: Re: Park Rangers
Post by: silverbullet on March 26, 2020, 02:12:44 pm
Did you hear about the explosion at the cheese factory in France?  …......


De-brie was everywhere
Did you know  Dutch  Edam is made up?

Gouda on you.
You haven't a bries?
Title: Re: Park Rangers
Post by: The Liffey Lip on March 26, 2020, 02:20:01 pm
Study what I said, Caerphilly.
Title: Re: Park Rangers
Post by: silverbullet on March 26, 2020, 02:32:17 pm
Study what I said, Caerphilly.
Your joke is the best thing since sliced cheese.
Title: Re: Park Rangers
Post by: The Liffey Lip on March 26, 2020, 02:34:11 pm
Beware man  hanging onto big mortgages with inflated incomes....Grasshopper..
Title: Re: Park Rangers
Post by: dalymount on March 26, 2020, 04:41:05 pm
Was pissing meself laughing.del and rodney went out for a drink.lets go in here says rodders.it turned out to be a gay bar.delboy ate the shite out of rodders for suggesting they go into that bar.it looked alright from the outside says rod,yes says del thats whar the Christians said about the collusuim
Title: Re: Park Rangers
Post by: silverbullet on March 27, 2020, 02:19:20 pm
Taxi driver at an interview:
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=RDt7w5S3Saqog&feature=share&playnext=1 (https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=RDt7w5S3Saqog&feature=share&playnext=1)