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Title: This is how you self-isolate...
Post by: watty on March 31, 2020, 05:26:27 pm: Thailand's king self-quarantining in Germany with 20 women, servants: reports (https://www.foxnews.com/world/thailand-king-self-quarantining-from-coronavirus-with-women)

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Thailand’s King Maha Vajiralongkorn, who has been vacationing in Germany this month, is now reportedly self-isolating in a luxury hotel there with an entourage of 20 concubines and servants, reports say.

The 67-year-old is said to have booked out the entire Grand Hotel Sonnenbichl in the Alpine resort town of Garmisch-Partenkirchen after obtaining “special permission” from local officials, according to The Independent. Other hotels in the region have been ordered to close during the coronavirus outbreak.

But it’s not clear if Vajiralongkorn’s four wives are among the group of women, the newspaper added, citing German tabloid Bild.
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Post by: Shallowhal on March 31, 2020, 05:36:46 pm: That lucky sonnenbichl.
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Post by: Bob Shillin on March 31, 2020, 05:37:57 pm: Last time I looked, he was the richest head of state in the world, €30bn, in a country where I'm told, never having been there, that sexual favours come extremely cheaply, and apparently he is adored by his subjects.
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Post by: markmiwurdz on March 31, 2020, 05:38:17 pm: Rumour that our Chinese contributor here is doing the same...
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Post by: Shallowhal on March 31, 2020, 05:39:35 pm: Mr Phooey?
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Post by: markmiwurdz on March 31, 2020, 05:46:56 pm: Quote from: Shallowhal on March 31, 2020, 05:39:35 pm
Mr Phooey?

Yep,the scum bag is held up somewhere drinking champagne with a bevy of beauties the rumour goes..... lol
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Post by: silverbullet on March 31, 2020, 07:07:27 pm: in a country where I'm told, never having been there, that sexual favours come extremely cheaply

Sure isn't that why it's popular with the Keshies and the Rehab rank? 8)
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Post by: Mr phooey on March 31, 2020, 08:01:25 pm: Quote from: markmiwurdz on March 31, 2020, 05:46:56 pm
Quote from: Shallowhal on March 31, 2020, 05:39:35 pm
Mr Phooey?

Yep,the scum bag is held up somewhere drinking champagne with a bevy of beauties the rumour goes..... lol

Asso ....sumbrody Jerus ..... O0 O0 O0
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Post by: markmiwurdz on March 31, 2020, 08:19:02 pm: Quote from: Mr phooey on March 31, 2020, 08:01:25 pm
Quote from: markmiwurdz on March 31, 2020, 05:46:56 pm
Quote from: Shallowhal on March 31, 2020, 05:39:35 pm
Mr Phooey?

Yep,the scum bag is held up somewhere drinking champagne with a bevy of beauties the rumour goes..... lol

Asso ....sumbrody Jerus ..... O0 O0 O0

No wonder your fukkin eyes are like that... rofl rofl
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Post by: stonethecrows on March 31, 2020, 09:58:04 pm: Ordered a chinese to my house a few nites ago.

The chinese delivery driver pulls up and walks to the doorand walked out to meet him.

He started shouting "Isolate! Isolate!"

I said calm the fcuk down, your not that late , I only ordered the grub a half an hour ago .
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Post by: Cool Boola on March 31, 2020, 11:53:31 pm: Ya must have a huge arsenal
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Post by: Mr phooey on April 01, 2020, 01:02:13 pm: https://youtu.be/HyLG-y6ulyA
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Post by: markmiwurdz on April 01, 2020, 02:09:32 pm: Mr Phooey is this you in this?,the Old Master

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OAVnOz7i-JA (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OAVnOz7i-JA)
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Post by: Shallowhal on April 01, 2020, 03:44:22 pm: Quote from: markmiwurdz on April 01, 2020, 02:09:32 pm
Mr Phooey is this you in this?,the Old Master

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OAVnOz7i-JA[/url] ([url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OAVnOz7i-JA[/url])

Phooey is not you...he's me!!
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Post by: markmiwurdz on April 01, 2020, 04:58:51 pm: lol
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Post by: Octavia1 on April 01, 2020, 05:38:12 pm: https://youtu.be/RatKhtboq2E
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Post by: Shallowhal on April 01, 2020, 05:44:29 pm: Abbott and Costello.......Sat mornings on BBC2 if i remember....fukin hilarious.
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Post by: stonethecrows on April 01, 2020, 08:41:29 pm: Latest News.

All off licences to close as of 10.00pm this Sunday. :'( :'(
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Post by: Shallowhal on April 01, 2020, 08:55:49 pm: Quote from: stonethecrows on April 01, 2020, 08:41:29 pm
Latest News.

All off licences to close as of 10.00pm this Sunday. :'( :'(

Take this as gospel lads...so listen up......whatsapp is closing down....get your messages out quick!!
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Post by: stonethecrows on April 01, 2020, 09:06:44 pm: Why did the woman leave her husband after he spent all their money on a penis enlarger?

She just couldn’t take it any longer.
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Post by: Cool Boola on April 02, 2020, 01:03:00 am: She just left for Lent...