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Public Area => Taxi Talk => Topic started by: stonethecrows on April 01, 2020, 09:17:20 pm

Title: 48 + 50 = 100
Post by: stonethecrows on April 01, 2020, 09:17:20 pm
48% are male and 50% are female  !!

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Title: Re: 48 + 50 = 100
Post by: Shallowhal on April 01, 2020, 09:27:15 pm
I bet the Doc is feeling safer and is gonna say he told us so!!
Title: Re: 48 + 50 = 100
Post by: stonethecrows on April 01, 2020, 09:30:44 pm
Doctor YES , Mathematician NO
Title: Re: 48 + 50 = 100
Post by: john m on April 01, 2020, 10:32:04 pm
I tried to explain this before .Women get pension a year earlier than men .Under the law you can self declare your gender so when im 66 im chenging my gender to get my old age pension a year earlier then ill change back when im an old enough man to claim ..That might explain the 2% .
Title: Re: 48 + 50 = 100
Post by: stonethecrows on April 01, 2020, 10:48:38 pm
I tried to explain this before .Women get pension a year earlier than men .Under the law you can self declare your gender so when im 66 im chenging my gender to get my old age pension a year earlier then ill change back when im an old enough man to claim ..That might explain the 2% .
Perfect thanks JM, so your the other 2%
Title: Re: 48 + 50 = 100
Post by: Rat Catcher on April 01, 2020, 10:50:23 pm
Gender fluid I think they call it.
Title: Re: 48 + 50 = 100
Post by: stonethecrows on April 01, 2020, 10:56:38 pm
A lady goes to the doctor and complains that her husband is losing interest in sex.
The doctor gives her a pill, but warns her that it's still experimental.
He tells her to slip it into his mashed potatoes at dinner, so that night, she does just that.
About a week later, she’s back at the doctor, where she says, "Doc, the pill worked great! I put it in the potatoes like you said! It wasn't five minutes later that he jumped up, raked all the food and dishes onto the floor, grabbed me, ripped all my clothes off, and ravaged me right there on the table!"
The doctor says, "I’m sorry, we didn’t realize the pill was that strong!
The foundation will be glad to pay for any damages."

"Nah," she says, "that's okay. We're never going back to that restaurant anyway."
Title: Re: 48 + 50 = 100
Post by: Cool Boola on April 02, 2020, 01:10:24 am
Am I missing something???
Title: Re: 48 + 50 = 100
Post by: Belker on April 02, 2020, 06:49:33 am
Am I missing something???
2% !!
Title: Re: 48 + 50 = 100
Post by: john m on April 02, 2020, 11:02:26 am
Am I missing something???
There is a year in the difference between when women and men can claim old age pension until they even it up If your a Man you can declare under Irish Law that you are a woman now as we recognise gender fluidity and get your old age pension a year earlier then change back when your old enough to be a male claimant .That could explain the "2% it also makes true the old Irish saying .If me Uncle had balls she would be me aunty.
Title: Re: 48 + 50 = 100
Post by: stonethecrows on April 02, 2020, 12:55:50 pm
Am I missing something???
There is a year in the difference between when women and men can claim old age pension until they even it up If your a Man you can declare under Irish Law that you are a woman now as we recognise gender fluidity and get your old age pension a year earlier then change back when your old enough to be a male claimant .That could explain the "2% it also makes true the old Irish saying .If me Uncle had balls she would be me aunty.
So can I assume then, if your uncle had a Joe Lanny he'd be your Aunty
Title: Re: 48 + 50 = 100
Post by: john m on April 02, 2020, 01:08:29 pm
Am I missing something???
There is a year in the difference between when women and men can claim old age pension until they even it up If your a Man you can declare under Irish Law that you are a woman now as we recognise gender fluidity and get your old age pension a year earlier then change back when your old enough to be a male claimant .That could explain the "2% it also makes true the old Irish saying .If me Uncle had balls she would be me aunty.
So can I assume then, if your uncle had a Joe Lanny he'd be your Aunty

Crow I understand what your getting at .If you give it to John who now calls himself Joan yes you are Gay .I hope this clears up the ambiguity .