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Public Area => Taxi Talk => Topic started by: silverbullet on April 19, 2020, 02:55:26 pm

Title: Brass Monkeys
Post by: silverbullet on April 19, 2020, 02:55:26 pm: I just drove past Sheriff St and saw a junkie couple who were both wearing a surgical mask and plastic gloves, on the hunt I assume for Heroin to stick into their veins.

Safety first!
Title: Re: Brass Monkeys
Post by: Lizzzy on April 19, 2020, 08:36:45 pm: Did they tie the knot?
Title: Re: Brass Monkeys
Post by: stonethecrows on April 19, 2020, 10:05:34 pm: There were nine fleas on a fanny.

Four of them were smoking dope what were the other five doing?

Answer : Sniffing Crack.
Title: Re: Brass Monkeys
Post by: Octavia1 on April 20, 2020, 12:46:30 am: Quote from: silverbullet on April 19, 2020, 02:55:26 pm
I just drove past Sheriff St and saw a junkie couple who were both wearing a surgical mask and plastic gloves, on the hunt I assume for Heroin to stick into their veins.

Safety first!
HIV positive....its an underlying condition....probably given the ppe wen gettin ther methadone
Title: Re: Brass Monkeys
Post by: Cool Boola on April 20, 2020, 02:59:23 am: Couldn't give a brass monkey....I suppose! ::fuck
Title: Re: Brass Monkeys
Post by: Rat Catcher on April 20, 2020, 09:25:41 am: Is Sheriff St within 2 kilos of your gaff, SB?
Title: Re: Brass Monkeys
Post by: silverbullet on April 20, 2020, 12:29:30 pm: Quote from: Rat Catcher on April 20, 2020, 09:25:41 am
Is Sheriff St within 2 kilos of your gaff, SB?
The Mother in law excuse was good enough at the checkpoint in Fairview.
Title: Re: Brass Monkeys
Post by: Rat Catcher on April 20, 2020, 12:31:19 pm: Is Sheriff St within 2 kilos of your Mother in law's gaff, SB?
Title: Re: Brass Monkeys
Post by: silverbullet on April 20, 2020, 12:33:36 pm: Quote from: Rat Catcher on April 20, 2020, 12:31:19 pm
Is Sheriff St within 2 kilos of your Mother in law's gaff, SB?
She can only have food from M & S apparently.
I'll tell her you were asking after her! 8)
Title: Re: Brass Monkeys
Post by: Rat Catcher on April 20, 2020, 12:43:16 pm: Would the M&S Foodhall at the Omni Centre in Santry be within 2 kilos of your gaff... as the robin flies?
Title: Re: Brass Monkeys
Post by: silverbullet on April 20, 2020, 12:46:41 pm: Quote from: Rat Catcher on April 20, 2020, 12:43:16 pm
Would the M&S Foodhall at the Omni Centre in Santry be within 2 kilos of your gaff... as the robin flies?
Now there's an idea. Is there somewhere near the Omni I can dump rubbish?
Title: Re: Brass Monkeys
Post by: Rat Catcher on April 20, 2020, 12:50:43 pm: Ballymun... Theres a few streets off Balbutcher lane with houses occupied by settled travellers that seem to operate as a dump. Carton Court, Close, Drive, Way, etc...
Title: Re: Brass Monkeys
Post by: stonethecrows on April 20, 2020, 01:32:09 pm: Quote from: silverbullet on April 20, 2020, 12:33:36 pm
Quote from: Rat Catcher on April 20, 2020, 12:31:19 pm
Is Sheriff St within 2 kilos of your Mother in law's gaff, SB?
She can only have food from M & S apparently.
I'll tell her you were asking after her! 8)
Fair play to the lady, she has nice taste, cost you a fortune though
Title: Re: Brass Monkeys
Post by: silverbullet on April 20, 2020, 01:59:19 pm: Quote from: stonethecrows on April 20, 2020, 01:32:09 pm
Quote from: silverbullet on April 20, 2020, 12:33:36 pm
Quote from: Rat Catcher on April 20, 2020, 12:31:19 pm
Is Sheriff St within 2 kilos of your Mother in law's gaff, SB?
She can only have food from M & S apparently.
I'll tell her you were asking after her! 8)
Fair play to the lady, she has nice taste, cost you a fortune though
She's 80 and will outlive us all.
Title: Re: Brass Monkeys
Post by: Octavia1 on April 20, 2020, 02:04:43 pm: Quote from: Rat Catcher on April 20, 2020, 12:43:16 pm
Would the M&S Foodhall at the Omni Centre in Santry be within 2 kilos of your gaff... as the robin flies?

An African? Or european Robin?
Title: Re: Brass Monkeys
Post by: stonethecrows on April 20, 2020, 02:07:01 pm: Quote from: Octavia1 on April 20, 2020, 02:04:43 pm
Quote from: Rat Catcher on April 20, 2020, 12:43:16 pm
Would the M&S Foodhall at the Omni Centre in Santry be within 2 kilos of your gaff... as the robin flies?

An African? Or european Robin?

Batman gets a call from Robin, who was having trouble with the car.

"Batman, I can't get the Batmobile to start! I turn the Batkey, press the Batpedal, but nothing!"

Batman thinks a moment before asking "Did you check the battery?"

There are a few seconds of silence before Robin asks "What's a tery?"