Irish Taxi Forum
Public Area => Taxi Talk => Topic started by: john m on May 13, 2020, 11:48:31 pm
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Im out tonight drinking gin with Big Dommo ,Billy The Bastard ,Tommy Two Scars and the rest of the crew from the flats .We are playing Charades for money .The first two euro game was won By the Bastard he was told to be a bike .Big Dommo was told to be a ladder but nobody got it so now there is 16 euro in the pot .Tommy Two fingers is told to be a fried egg ,So we double up 32 yo yo up for grabs Sandra who is Billy The Bastards wifes sister who he now lives with their youngone is pregnant and thinks its for Dommos grandson is told to be a chocolate biscuit so she pulls down her knickers and has a shit and rubs her arse in it .Now im after drinking at least a bottkle of Gin and a bit of Vokida and uddrr stuff so Im thinking Shit and remembering what others have been asked to be I guess a chocolate Biscuit .I win 32 euro .Bet you didnt know but if you look the chocolate is always on the bottom side of the biscuit the rounder edges are always on the top side of the biscuit .True story .
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I've seen a mot do a poo once yers ago after a bit of hoochie magoochi......its not really a very pleasantly experience ....its not very sexual certainly......but it does focus the mind somewhat......the moment you see it drop to the ground I think is a very special fleeting window into the meaning of life .....its like the butterfly of knowledge
....ya kno the owld Irish story of the salmon of knowledge....
Well it's like that only alot deeper and profoundly moving and
Aesthetically , intellectually , emotionally a beutiful site to behold and never forget ......it kinda defied gravity ..like slow motion...and her with an indifferent blank face as if nuttin was happening
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Hope there no fukin wasps about tonite
I hate wasps ......
Cnuts
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Im out one night in Bubbles with Big Dommo and we shift two youngones they have a flat in Rathmines .We get back and I go into the bedroom and Dommo Is in the Kitchen with his bird .Im in bed giving it loads and my bird says are you into kinky stuff so she gets me to put on he knickers and hat and dance around the room ,being young and inexperienced I did it then jumped back in to her .I needed a piss so went out and Met Dommo in the kitchen and told him I was scoring and yer one was weird .I went back into the bed room for a bit of bum sex ,Dommo was back in the scullery with yer one and she asked "were you talking to your mate ? he said we had words .She said did he say what was happening in there ?Dommo says he mentioned something .So she says are you into a bit of fun ?Dommo cant believe his luck a bit of dirty stuff he was thinking .Yer one says can you go down on all fours .Dommo says yes and she drops her skirt and knickers and dommo is eye to eye with a cunt she says can you crawl around on the floor and bark like a dog .Dommo says yes and off he goes around the scullery floor barking like a dog .she lets in her Alsatian .Dommo never talks about what happened but his first youngfella is called Bruno
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I've seen a mot do a poo once yers ago after a bit of hoochie magoochi......its not really a very pleasantly experience ....its not very sexual certainly......but it does focus the mind somewhat......the moment you see it drop to the ground I think is a very special fleeting window into the meaning of life .....its like the butterfly of knowledge
....ya kno the owld Irish story of the salmon of knowledge....
Well it's like that only alot deeper and profoundly moving and
Aesthetically , intellectually , emotionally a beutiful site to behold and never forget ......it kinda defied gravity ..like slow motion...and her with an indifferent blank face as if nuttin was happening
I had an aulwan fart directly in to my chevy chase one night. She was sittin in the front and the daughter was in the back. when we pulled up outside the gaff the aulwan could'nt get out of the car. the daughter came round to try and wool her out of the car while I pushed her back. was like trying to push down a bin bag in to an already full wheelie bin. she was almost out of the car when she let rip. you shudda got the bounce off it. it was deep and gravily but it had a wet squelching finish on it. if I had to describe it I'd say it sounded like chris rea gurgling water in the bathroom after brushing his delf.
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It's all bollox Doc!!
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big time.
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I've seen a mot do a poo once yers ago after a bit of hoochie magoochi......its not really a very pleasantly experience ....its not very sexual certainly......but it does focus the mind somewhat......the moment you see it drop to the ground I think is a very special fleeting window into the meaning of life .....its like the butterfly of knowledge
....ya kno the owld Irish story of the salmon of knowledge....
Well it's like that only alot deeper and profoundly moving and
Aesthetically , intellectually , emotionally a beutiful site to behold and never forget ......it kinda defied gravity ..like slow motion...and her with an indifferent blank face as if nuttin was happening
I had an aulwan fart directly in to my chevy chase one night. She was sittin in the front and the daughter was in the back. when we pulled up outside the gaff the aulwan could'nt get out of the car. the daughter came round to try and wool her out of the car while I pushed her back. was like trying to push down a bin bag in to an already full wheelie bin. she was almost out of the car when she let rip. you shudda got the bounce off it. it was deep and gravily but it had a wet squelching finish on it. if I had to describe it I'd say it sounded like chris rea gurgling water in the bathroom after brushing his delf.
Chris rea gurgling rofl
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Yezz are all talkin shite...an I'm trying 2 eat me breakfast....
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Yezz are all talkin shite...an I'm trying 2 eat me breakfast....
Wats it like to get up that early coola ?
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I've seen a mot do a poo once yers ago after a bit of hoochie magoochi......its not really a very pleasantly experience ....its not very sexual certainly......but it does focus the mind somewhat......the moment you see it drop to the ground I think is a very special fleeting window into the meaning of life .....its like the butterfly of knowledge
....ya kno the owld Irish story of the salmon of knowledge....
Well it's like that only alot deeper and profoundly moving and
Aesthetically , intellectually , emotionally a beutiful site to behold and never forget ......it kinda defied gravity ..like slow motion...and her with an indifferent blank face as if nuttin was happening
There's a painting only a select few want to view
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I've seen a mot do a poo once yers ago after a bit of hoochie magoochi......its not really a very pleasantly experience ....its not very sexual certainly......but it does focus the mind somewhat......the moment you see it drop to the ground I think is a very special fleeting window into the meaning of life .....its like the butterfly of knowledge
....ya kno the owld Irish story of the salmon of knowledge....
Well it's like that only alot deeper and profoundly moving and
Aesthetically , intellectually , emotionally a beutiful site to behold and never forget ......it kinda defied gravity ..like slow motion...and her with an indifferent blank face as if nuttin was happening
There's a painting only a select few want to view
"Yaw....that's an Octy......burd droppin large i believe it's called!!"
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Dya know wha ,yis are the most disgusting fukkers I ever met .between talking about cunts pickin their noses,and women shiting ,ffs can yis not find summit more interesting to talk about ?
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Dya know wha ,yis are the most disgusting fukkers I ever met .between talking about cunts pickin their noses,and women shiting ,ffs can yis not find summit more interesting to talk about ?
Some might say that's an art form....you need to come in from the stone age!! lol
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Think id rather be in the stone age,then reading this disgusting crap