Irish Taxi Forum
Public Area => Taxi Talk => Topic started by: john m on May 28, 2020, 11:22:42 am
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One Pound Fourteen and Ninepence .
"Ok boys" .The Tuning fork was clattered off the desk at the front of the class and the youngfella sitting there jumped with fright .Sister Aganatius began to sing ".May is the month of Mary the month we all love so well". We were getting ready for our First Holy Communion .Me Ma had bought me suit from the Tailor beside the Workmans Club .A proper suit jacket with matching short trousers it cost £3 shirt and tie from Frawleys in Thomas Street and shoes from the Frontier Shoe Shop beside the Old Post office on Emmett Road .
I was suited and booted ready to go on the first Saturday of May I was going to get the Bread from the Priest ,then I was going to me Granny and aunties to collect me other Bread .I was walking up Tyrconnell Road to me Grannys with me big white rosette and me nannys neighbour stopped me and said I looked lovely and gave me a half crown it had a Horse on it the first one I can remember getting .
Then I went to me Nannys and she gave me a Ten bob note a big pink one and then I got another one from me uncle then me Aunty gave me a brown one it was an English one but you could still spend it .I thought I was a Millionaire but I only had One pound twelve and six .I went into Mc Evoys shop to buy a box of Smarties and Mr Mc Evoy gave them to me for Free and gave me two bob and some old lady gave me truppence .The grand total for me day was One Pound Fourteen and Ninepence .
Talking to Sharon today she was pissed off ."This bleeding lockdown .Young Tonia was supposed to make her communion this Saturday ,now its off .I paid 560 for her dress booked her tan and hair and we were going back to the pub after the church .Tonia is at home crying cos she wont get any money .Her brother got 1760 euro last year for his communion and bought a scrambler and a Phone .Im going to have to go to the Credit Union to get a lend now to give to her and I only just finished paying the lend I got for the dress and stuff .
I was just thinking about that first Saturday in May .I learned about Holy God but I also learned not to trust Mrs Kinsella in the Flats .She said ."Come in and give us a look at ya "Then she checked me money and rolled it up for me .Its just now I realize she gave me nothing .
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boredom .
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Mrs K probably helped herself to some of your communion rent
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Mrs K probably helped herself to some of your communion rent
She didnt rob me but she fooled me .If you add up 3 ten bob notes half a crown two bob and truppence you get £1.14/9 that was what I got .What she did was to wrap up the coins in the ten bob notes and tell me to hold on to it .I always thought she gave me something but she didnt .I seen her a few weeks ago at the Karaoke she must be nearly 90 .Ill have a word next time I see her and remind her she forgot me communion money .
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It sounds more like the erms version of give up your auld sins.
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I think ermy is more of a nine bob note!!
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Mrs K probably helped herself to some of your communion rent
She didnt rob me but she fooled me .If you add up 3 ten bob notes half a crown two bob and truppence you get £1.14/9 that was what I got .What she did was to wrap up the coins in the ten bob notes and tell me to hold on to it .I always thought she gave me something but she didnt .I seen her a few weeks ago at the Karaoke she must be nearly 90 .Ill have a word next time I see her and remind her she forgot me communion money .
Get the munny back off the cnut .....fuk her ...jus cause shes ninety ....ide teach that cnut a lesson .....offer to collect her pension from the post office for a year an tell her ya fixed her leaky roof an rob the robbin cnut
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Ocky,are ya sure your not franky in disguise, ? Ya talk like him,and u think he would if advises to rob the auld cunt
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Ocky,are ya sure your not franky in disguise, ? Ya talk like him,and u think he would if advises to rob the auld cunt
Another Lad Occi that dosent read what I posted .Mrs Kinsella gave me nothing she never stole anything .
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Ocky,are ya sure your not franky in disguise, ? Ya talk like him,and u think he would if advises to rob the auld cunt
Another Lad Occi that dosent read what I posted .Mrs Kinsella gave me nothing she never stole anything .
I did read it johnny ....it sounds to me like she robbed yur munny ...I do have to read tings at least 3 times on account of me adhd so I cud misinterpret it ...but I read it again few times an sounds like the owl bag robbed yu ???
I'm readin a book on paintin ...got it a month ago still on page ten ....sometimes I read a book from back to front an I can get somewhere but it can only be educational non fiction on account of me mild to severe asbergers syndrome depending on me bipolar cycle which can be affected by the full moon or lack of thereof or the timing of me monthly biorythmns clashing with me astronomical chart
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Ocky,are ya sure your not franky in disguise, ? Ya talk like him,and u think he would if advises to rob the auld cunt
Definitely not daily sorry to disappoint yu ....I wonder does frankie need an assistant??? Ide be very good at drivin the hearse but I've a bit of a bad back so not sure about lifting coffins
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