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Title: Real real Sad
Post by: john m on June 07, 2020, 11:00:08 am
Irish Sporting Legend all round Good Guy inspiration to a Generation Sports Star Connor Mc Gregor has announced his retirement from MMA .Connor who hasent won a scrap in four years if you dont count the oulfella he Smacked in the Marbler was an inspiration to others his Four year losing record was ignored by his adoring fans as they streamed out of Gaff Parties and Night clubs after his epic defeats and smacked the heads off each other and their birds minicing their hero .Lads and Girls from the Flats said he was one of our own we will respect him .A young 17 year old lad called his third child Connor after his hero he said I hope my  Connor grows up to have loads of tattos like Macker" he said what most of us wanted to say" .An older Gentleman from the flats a Mr Dominick Mc ****** said get the fuck out of me way when asked to comment of the retirement of the great man .
Title: Re: Real real Sad
Post by: Taxi driver42 on June 07, 2020, 11:47:21 am
I'm a whiskey drinker my kids call me gone in 60 minutes because I can down a 70c of powers in a hr depending on my mood
That proper 12 is muck I'd refuse it too except if he hit me he get a swift boot in the bollox which would probably save a few girls from the rape crisis centre its alleged
That proper 12 is as English as Johnny adare it's made in Bush mills and McGregor himself is proper scum
I'm from crumlin still live in d12 and most hate him  he wont be missed
Title: Re: Real real Sad
Post by: Shallowhal on June 07, 2020, 12:26:22 pm
He's not gone away you know....42!! lol
Title: Re: Real real Sad
Post by: Octavia1 on June 07, 2020, 12:59:25 pm
He's not gone away you know....42!! lol
Hes off work like the rest of us ...he just lettin the world know he still around while he twiddle his thumbs an out of the headlines
Itll be announced wen all the chinese plaugue is blown over  that he comin out retirement an one more bout so dont miss it on the telly it's only $250 to watch it an 100 k ring side seat
To see history in the makin .....roll up roll up ....come an get it

Title: Re: Real real Sad
Post by: Shallowhal on June 07, 2020, 01:10:23 pm
so dont miss it on the telly it's only $250 to watch it an 100 k ring side seat
To see history in the makin .....roll up roll up ....come an get it


Oh....and they will!!
Title: Re: Real real Sad
Post by: john m on June 07, 2020, 01:15:46 pm
He hasent won a fight in Four years new kids on the block or in the Forge would bitch slap him into oblivion .Funny how nobody has said anything about his big losing streak .Last fight lasted two slaps and a Dig .He is a great showman and self promoter another loss and he would be a laughing stock .He is on his way to Dubai to retire in the Sun .He fucked up getting charged with assault in the Marbler ruled out getting a Green Card to move to the States .
Title: Re: Real real Sad
Post by: Taxi driver42 on June 07, 2020, 01:21:36 pm
He's not gone away you know....42!! lol



Bo the local hero left the ghetto of crumlin to live in some big posh gaff in the k club
Only return a to d12 to prop up the bar in the black forge and snort copious amounts of coke in the Jack's its alleged
Also to fuck the local classy crack ho in Fatima between nite feeds of a baby he is or is not the father of
All allegedly

Conor if ur reading this I'll meet ya under the barn bridge for a scrap winner gets to fuck u into the canal and I hope ya cant swim
Title: Re: Real real Sad
Post by: john m on June 07, 2020, 01:26:50 pm
He's not gone away you know....42!! lol



Bo the local hero left the ghetto of crumlin to live in some big posh gaff in the k club
Only return a to d12 to prop up the bar in the black forge and snort copious amounts of coke in the Jack's its alleged
Also to fuck the local classy crack ho in Fatima between nite feeds of a baby he is or is not the father of
All allegedly

Conor if ur reading this I'll meet ya under the barn bridge for a scrap winner gets to fuck u into the canal and I hope ya cant swim

Good man 42 you can take the boy out of the 8 10 12 but you cant take the 8 10 12 out of the Boy ,Barn Bridge CLASS .
Title: Re: Real real Sad
Post by: Taxi driver42 on June 07, 2020, 01:42:16 pm
My uncle held Phil lynotts coat for a fight just at canal.beside barn bridge
Phil was fighting a guy who was twice his weight for calling him a []
Ya man hit phil one dig and phil took two giant steps back and kicked him right under the chin with his long legs
The guy passes out on the spot everyone thought he dead

Needless to say nobody called him a [] again locally

TRUE STORY not bullshit the fat slagging pox died in the 80s from heroin in the flats beside that bridge that Larry Dunne sold him
I wont name him his son drives a taxi
Title: Re: Real real Sad
Post by: markmiwurdz on June 07, 2020, 02:25:12 pm
He'e retired more times in the last 3 years than he has had  fights,the epitome of not how to act when you make a few quid.Thought he was OK until he hit the real bigtime which turned him into a tosspot. Honestly hope the fukker just disappears...
Title: Re: Real real Sad
Post by: taxi1990 on June 07, 2020, 02:40:08 pm
My uncle held Phil lynotts coat for a fight just at canal.beside barn bridge
Phil was fighting a guy who was twice his weight for calling him a []
Ya man hit phil one dig and phil took two giant steps back and kicked him right under the chin with his long legs
The guy passes out on the spot everyone thought he dead

Needless to say nobody called him a [] again locally

TRUE STORY not bullshit the fat slagging pox died in the 80s from heroin in the flats beside that bridge that Larry Dunne sold him
I wont name him his son drives a taxi



I will never get that attitude. who cares what some knacker calls you, ignore them, unless they are constantly harassing you, report them to the guards. there is no reason to beat them up.
Title: Re: Real real Sad
Post by: Taxi driver42 on June 07, 2020, 03:26:01 pm
This was 1970s not today
Report to garda he called me a bigger in the 70s they probably agree
Title: Re: Real real Sad
Post by: Lizzzy on June 07, 2020, 03:40:50 pm
My uncle held Phil lynotts coat for a fight just at canal.beside barn bridge
Phil was fighting a guy who was twice his weight for calling him a []
Ya man hit phil one dig and phil took two giant steps back and kicked him right under the chin with his long legs
The guy passes out on the spot everyone thought he dead

Needless to say nobody called him a [] again locally

TRUE STORY not bullshit the fat slagging pox died in the 80s from heroin in the flats beside that bridge that Larry Dunne sold him
I wont name him his son drives a taxi

Did they call him Jimmy the Weed ?
Title: Re: Real real Sad
Post by: Shallowhal on June 07, 2020, 03:48:49 pm
If he keeps up coming out of retirement he'll rival if not overtake Status Quo's "we're here again" comebacks.
Title: Re: Real real Sad
Post by: Taxi driver42 on June 07, 2020, 04:03:12 pm
My uncle held Phil lynotts coat for a fight just at canal.beside barn bridge
Phil was fighting a guy who was twice his weight for calling him a []
Ya man hit phil one dig and phil took two giant steps back and kicked him right under the chin with his long legs
The guy passes out on the spot everyone thought he dead

Needless to say nobody called him a [] again locally

TRUE STORY not bullshit the fat slagging pox died in the 80s from heroin in the flats beside that bridge that Larry Dunne sold him
I wont name him his son drives a taxi

Did they call him Jimmy the Weed ?



Weed sounds like his surname
Title: Re: Real real Sad
Post by: Rat Catcher on June 09, 2020, 12:09:30 pm
Bushmills is Ulster Scots not English... but it's triple distilled so it's actually Irish Whiskey rather than Scotch Whisky that they produce, TD42.
Title: Re: Real real Sad
Post by: Taxi driver42 on June 09, 2020, 10:33:31 pm
Do a tour of the factory and see it's the most anti irish pro unionist orange place on earth
Title: Re: Real real Sad
Post by: Shallowhal on June 09, 2020, 10:39:31 pm
Do a tour of the factory and see it's the most anti irish pro unionist orange place on earth

Harland and Wolff was much the same.
Title: Re: Real real Sad
Post by: Lizzzy on June 09, 2020, 11:48:38 pm
Bushmills is Ulster Scots not English... but it's triple distilled so it's actually Irish Whiskey rather than Scotch Whisky that they produce, TD42.

A horrible Whiskey, and the price of it !!
Title: Re: Real real Sad
Post by: Octavia1 on June 10, 2020, 11:21:05 am
Bushmills is Ulster Scots not English... but it's triple distilled so it's actually Irish Whiskey rather than Scotch Whisky that they produce, TD42.

A horrible Whiskey, and the price of it !!

Its absolute gick allrite ...I wudn expect anything else coming out of that northern kip
Title: Re: Real real Sad
Post by: Rat Catcher on June 10, 2020, 07:00:48 pm
I love the 10 or 12 yo single malt. They use Middleton for the blended stuff which doesn't work for me. I have done the tour, TD42. The entire area is staunchly Ulster Scots, the pride in that tradition is quite obvious. In fact I Stayed in a B&B with a bar near Giants Causeway and was left drinking with some locals who described themselves as "Ulster Scots to put it politely". I did ask the question on the tour, by the way... why are ewes scots triple distilling... the young girl couldn't find a reasonable explanation as she clearly didn't want to admit to being in Ireland but further enquiries suggested that Whiskey (3D) may have been distilled in Scotland before Ireland and before Whisky (2D) became their tipple.
Title: Re: Real real Sad
Post by: Tom on June 11, 2020, 09:17:06 pm
he,s a very good looking dude
i guess thats one of the ingredients that has got him where he is today
his a good showman
his fans will pay to watch him lose,they just want him in the ring...... listening to his shit

Title: Re: Real real Sad
Post by: Taxi driver42 on June 11, 2020, 09:39:44 pm
I love the 10 or 12 yo single malt. They use Middleton for the blended stuff which doesn't work for me. I have done the tour, TD42. The entire area is staunchly Ulster Scots, the pride in that tradition is quite obvious. In fact I Stayed in a B&B with a bar near Giants Causeway and was left drinking with some locals who described themselves as "Ulster Scots to put it politely". I did ask the question on the tour, by the way... why are ewes scots triple distilling... the young girl couldn't find a reasonable explanation as she clearly didn't want to admit to being in Ireland but further enquiries suggested that Whiskey (3D) may have been distilled in Scotland before Ireland and before Whisky (2D) became their tipple.


My point was it's a whiskey run by bigots and McGregor himself is basically  a thug
It may be ulster Scots but they still are loyalists to generally look down on us as a race and nation
Any self respecting Irishman would not team up with their likes

Then again its McGregor no respect or class there
Title: Re: Real real Sad
Post by: Rat Catcher on June 11, 2020, 09:45:18 pm
They know how to distill a single malt though... at the price I couldn't give a flying fuck how bigoted they are, our law will chucky.
Title: Re: Real real Sad
Post by: Rat Catcher on June 11, 2020, 09:49:50 pm
... probably.
Title: Re: Real real Sad
Post by: Taxi driver42 on June 12, 2020, 10:22:20 pm
... probably.


Whatever
Title: Re: Real real Sad
Post by: maxi on June 13, 2020, 08:59:26 am
Do you remember when he won the Prizefighter fight? That was around 60K prize. Not to bad start and even better investment he did. He invest he's money in his camp first thing first and get out of the Kip. It was great see someone get successful and Straight out of Crumlin for a difference. There was a very cool moment shown at TV at the beginning if his Fame ,Mc Gregor at Gibson Hotel making ready before fight at Arena, and his girlfriend looking after him before a fight. 31 yo stepped out of octagon. I would said he should step out before Floyd  fight, a fight which shouldt happen
Title: Re: Real real Sad
Post by: dalymount on June 13, 2020, 09:26:36 am
Whats all this shite about yer man Daniel Kinahan ? I heard avery small bit of the news ,but I didn't catch it all
Title: Re: Real real Sad
Post by: maxi on June 13, 2020, 09:50:20 am
As you said The Sun Shite
Title: Re: Real real Sad
Post by: Shallowhal on June 13, 2020, 03:32:41 pm
Where have you been Dalyer re Daniel Kinahan..."boxing promoter"
Title: Re: Real real Sad
Post by: Taxi driver42 on June 13, 2020, 04:01:35 pm
They know how to distill a single malt though... at the price I couldn't give a flying fuck how bigoted they are, our law will chucky.


Black Bush is nice
My favourite whiskey seen as u seem interested rats
1 powers
2 Johnny walker
3 Johnny walker black
4 famous gourse black
5 Jameson

I like the smoky black
JD honey also a favourite of mine but not strictly a whiskey
Title: Re: Real real Sad
Post by: Rat Catcher on June 14, 2020, 07:06:23 pm
So you like Scotch. Wouldn't touch the JD myself but you may share any of the others with me, thanks.
Title: Re: Real real Sad
Post by: Taxi driver42 on June 14, 2020, 07:53:14 pm
So you like Scotch. Wouldn't touch the JD myself but you may share any of the others with me, thanks.



JD honey  .the regular I'm sick of drank too much
Title: Re: Real real Sad
Post by: Rat Catcher on June 16, 2020, 09:16:10 pm

JD honey

OK pet.
Title: Re: Real real Sad
Post by: Taxi driver42 on June 16, 2020, 09:51:19 pm

JD honey

OK pet.


U really are a arsehole rats of the highest order
Title: Re: Real real Sad
Post by: Lizzzy on June 16, 2020, 10:53:35 pm
So you like Scotch. Wouldn't touch the JD myself but you may share any of the others with me, thanks.



JD honey  .the regular I'm sick of drank too much

Is it like Southern Comfort, which is delicious.
Title: Re: Real real Sad
Post by: silverbullet on June 16, 2020, 11:38:14 pm

JD honey

OK pet.
8)
Title: Re: Real real Sad
Post by: dalymount on June 17, 2020, 08:32:53 am
Ireland up for election to the UN council today,how does that benefit us even if we are elected ?
Title: Re: Real real Sad
Post by: dalymount on June 17, 2020, 09:09:26 am
I see willie thorn snooker player died
Title: Re: Real real Sad
Post by: maxi on June 17, 2020, 09:33:18 am
Well Simon Pay your troops for Peace Keeping First.
Title: Re: Real real Sad
Post by: dalymount on June 17, 2020, 09:43:30 am
What ???
Title: Re: Real real Sad
Post by: maxi on June 17, 2020, 09:45:25 am
Is Ireland still involved in UN Peace Keeping?
Title: Re: Real real Sad
Post by: maxi on June 17, 2020, 09:50:50 am
Is a Irish military personnel still serving under UN flag???
Title: Re: Real real Sad
Post by: Pugwat on June 17, 2020, 10:46:33 am
Is a Irish military personnel still serving under UN flag???
Yes
Lebanon
Syria
Israel
Jordan
Mali
Chad.
Title: Re: Real real Sad
Post by: Shallowhal on June 17, 2020, 10:48:07 am
Bono's reference will get us over the line at the vote!!
Title: Re: Real real Sad
Post by: dalymount on June 17, 2020, 10:51:28 am
But does it benefit the country in any way ?
Title: Re: Real real Sad
Post by: maxi on June 17, 2020, 10:56:43 am
There is a thing now nobody get paid this time , becouse there is no money to be paid
Title: Re: Real real Sad
Post by: maxi on June 17, 2020, 10:59:36 am
There is a thing now nobody get paid this time , becouse there is no money to be paid. There is no more US army even. War contractors call Rothchilds army known as NATO
Title: Re: Real real Sad
Post by: stonethecrows on June 17, 2020, 11:19:16 am
I see willie thorn snooker player died
Yeah only 66, one of me Favs when I used to watch the snooker years ago. RIP
Title: Re: Real real Sad
Post by: Rat Catcher on June 18, 2020, 08:27:04 pm
RIP. I guess he had a good innings.
Title: Re: Real real Sad
Post by: Bob Shillin on June 18, 2020, 09:50:33 pm
RIP. I guess he had a good innings.
He was a snooker player RC, long skinny stick on a table, not a rounders player with a bat. Joking aside, 66 is a bit early these days.
Title: Re: Real real Sad
Post by: silverbullet on June 19, 2020, 02:36:46 pm
Cue snooker jokes.
Title: Re: Real real Sad
Post by: Shallowhal on June 19, 2020, 02:40:01 pm
Cue snooker jokes.

Don't encourage you know who!!
Title: Re: Real real Sad
Post by: silverbullet on June 19, 2020, 02:41:33 pm
Cue snooker jokes.

Don't encourage you know who!!
His funeral song:

https://youtu.be/P1vpdsEb_30
Title: Re: Real real Sad
Post by: Rat Catcher on June 19, 2020, 07:07:13 pm
I know what snooker is, BS. I was up in the UK watching it last summer... if you were watching on TV that was probably me snoring in the background.
Title: Re: Real real Sad
Post by: stonethecrows on June 19, 2020, 10:47:57 pm
Dad’s advice some years ago; “If you get into a fight in the pub, put a snooker ball in your sock.”

Worst advice ever, I could hardly walk!
Title: Re: Real real Sad
Post by: Shallowhal on June 19, 2020, 11:23:50 pm
Cue snooker jokes.

Don't encourage you know who!!

Dad’s advice some years ago; “If you get into a fight in the pub, put a snooker ball in your sock.”

Worst advice ever, I could hardly walk!


Yep....and there it is!!
Title: Re: Real real Sad
Post by: stonethecrows on June 19, 2020, 11:33:27 pm
Cue snooker jokes.

Don't encourage you know who!!

Dad’s advice some years ago; “If you get into a fight in the pub, put a snooker ball in your sock.”

Worst advice ever, I could hardly walk!


Yep....and there it is!!

Why did the snooker player visit the bathroom?


He wanted to pot the brown
Title: Re: Real real Sad
Post by: Shallowhal on June 19, 2020, 11:34:46 pm
Now that is shite!!
Title: Re: Real real Sad
Post by: stonethecrows on June 19, 2020, 11:36:40 pm
Now that is shite!!
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One can make your whole day, the other can make your whole week.