Irish Taxi Forum
Public Area => Taxi Talk => Topic started by: dalymount on September 21, 2020, 10:04:45 am
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I play snooker every monday,and wednesday night,and I rang the place that I play in this morning to make sure its going to be open to us tonight.the girl made enquiries for me from her supervisor,and came back and said its only open if you play on your own . Im not joking
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Sure there`s only one person playing at any given moment.
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Sole Trader.I remember Big Dommos Brothers little brother getting caught pulling his pole by his oulone .She marched him around to the Chapel beside the Gaffs beside the Flats and told the Priest he was abusing himself .Priest told him that none of that juice should be wasted it was a gift between men and women to create babies and should only be shared after marrage in a loving relationship .Little Dommo says to the Priest ."I know that Father I was only checking that everything was working before I entered a loving relationship as Knobbing me doxy and firing blanks would be a sin as the Church says the only reason to have sex is to have children .Bit like test driving a car before you buy it .
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Do you remember when cunts living in irrational fear and wearing gloves and masks and talkin non stop bollocks about germs and bacteria was regarded as a mental illness.
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I used to work in Mackers when I was a kid and on my induction day they sat me down in front of a telly watching videos of people constantly washing their hands.Even now I still do it a lot.I've no OCD or anything but I never get sick.Maybe if we all watched the brainwashing videos there would be no pandemic bollix or need for a flu jab.
I've been in loads of different pubs and nobody was cleaning the doors.Everyone has to touch the doors to get into the jax.How many of yis are actually bothering to wipe down the car after every fare?In my opinion we have to let the virus rip as not enough people give a shit.
I've noticed there's loads wearing the masks on the street...thats the next stage.
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You can play snooker if you marry your snooker opponent daily ...legally the rules dont apply to married coples.... oops
Anything goes now in ireland .....its now legal to marry you favouraite horse if you want
https://www.horseandhound.co.uk/news/man-marries-horse-495667 (https://www.horseandhound.co.uk/news/man-marries-horse-495667)
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I know how he feels
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IT'S ALL A LOADA BALLS
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We're all snookered .
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We're all snookered .
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aa7birRBmNM (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aa7birRBmNM) 8)
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I play snooker every monday,and wednesday night,and I rang the place that I play in this morning to make sure its going to be open to us tonight.the girl made enquiries for me from her supervisor,and came back and said its only open if you play on your own . Im not joking
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aa7birRBmNM (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aa7birRBmNM) 8)
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Snooker Shaft - The Fast Show (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o9KS2TgyLbk&t=0m0s#)
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can you not play against yourself dalyer? the one breaking will be dalyer and your opponent will be dalymount.
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can you not play against yourself dalyer? the one breaking will be dalyer and your opponent will be dalymount.
Or he could always play with himself
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Just keep the cue away from the brown!!
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I've always wanted to play snooker
But I never had the balls
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You can play snooker if you marry your snooker opponent daily ...legally the rules dont apply to married coples.... oops
Anything goes now in ireland .....its now legal to marry you favouraite horse if you want
https://www.horseandhound.co.uk/news/man-marries-horse-495667 (https://www.horseandhound.co.uk/news/man-marries-horse-495667)
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Depends if you prefer to ram the pink or brown with your cue.
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Do you remember when cunts living in irrational fear and wearing gloves and masks and talkin non stop bollocks about germs and bacteria was regarded as a mental illness.
lol
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You can play snooker if you marry your snooker opponent daily ...legally the rules dont apply to married coples.... oops
Anything goes now in ireland .....its now legal to marry you favouraite horse if you want
https://www.horseandhound.co.uk/news/man-marries-horse-495667 (https://www.horseandhound.co.uk/news/man-marries-horse-495667)
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Or stand at the other end of the table... they are usually 6 foot long... problem solved.
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You can play snooker if you marry your snooker opponent daily ...legally the rules dont apply to married coples.... oops
Anything goes now in ireland .....its now legal to marry you favouraite horse if you want
https://www.horseandhound.co.uk/news/man-marries-horse-495667 (https://www.horseandhound.co.uk/news/man-marries-horse-495667)
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Or stand at the other end of the table... they are usually 6 foot long... problem solved.
Think your getting mixed up with a pool table, a standard snooker table is 12X6
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You can play snooker if you marry your snooker opponent daily ...legally the rules dont apply to married coples.... oops
Anything goes now in ireland .....its now legal to marry you favouraite horse if you want
https://www.horseandhound.co.uk/news/man-marries-horse-495667 (https://www.horseandhound.co.uk/news/man-marries-horse-495667)
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Or stand at the other end of the table... they are usually 6 foot long... problem solved.
Think your getting mixed up with a pool table, a standard snooker table is 12X6
But don't stand in your opponent's line of sight. It's not good etiquette.
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You can play snooker if you marry your snooker opponent daily ...legally the rules dont apply to married coples.... oops
Anything goes now in ireland .....its now legal to marry you favouraite horse if you want
https://www.horseandhound.co.uk/news/man-marries-horse-495667 (https://www.horseandhound.co.uk/news/man-marries-horse-495667)
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Or stand at the other end of the table... they are usually 6 foot long... problem solved.
Think your getting mixed up with a pool table, a standard snooker table is 12X6
Oh ok. Even better so. Futher away. Social distance x 2
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Think your getting mixed up with a pool table, a standard snooker table is 12X6
Bollox, that's the shed plans back to the drawing board.
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Think your getting mixed up with a pool table, a standard snooker table is 12X6
Bollox, that's the shed plans back to the drawing board.
Laffin
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Wanna buy a pool table for yer shed?
(https://i.postimg.cc/DSfXz0RQ/16008581848423623796011397198883.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/DSfXz0RQ)
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Why are ya selling it anyways Tony?..probably gonna put bunk beds in there and fill it with Syrian refugees to keep that shiny Skoda on the road..
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Why are ya selling it anyways Tony?..probably gonna put bunk beds in there and fill it with Syrian refugees to keep that shiny Skoda on the road..
Laffin... Im think about getting a snooker table in, i dont have room for both
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How much do you want for the dart board and the bicycle tyre?
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How much do you want for the dart board and the bicycle tyre?
They are staying put
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The board looks like it's stayed put for too long already... it wants rotating... you'd have to attach the tyre to a bicycle to rotate that, I guess!
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The board looks like it's stayed put for too long already... it wants rotating... you'd have to attach the tyre to a bicycle to rotate that, I guess!
Na thats just a spare tyre for the unfellas bike