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Title: Wasp attack
Post by: Justin Time on September 23, 2020, 02:42:24 pm
The missus is in A&E after being stung on the forehead by a wasp.
Her face is all swollen and bruised, but thankfully I got the wasp with my shovel.
Title: Re: Wasp attack
Post by: Tony on September 23, 2020, 03:14:05 pm
Quote from: Justin Time on September 23, 2020, 02:42:24 pm
The missus is in A&E after being stung on the forehead by a wasp.
Her face is all swollen and bruised, but thankfully I got the wasp with my shovel.

Ah Damien is the shovel ok?
Title: Re: Wasp attack
Post by: Dr. Martin Gooter Bling on September 23, 2020, 04:33:32 pm
I think a wasp attack is a good analogy for the virus debacle.
If you chill the fuck out and just go about your business it'll leave you alone.
if you panic and become hysterical you'll convince yourself it's gonna sting you like a child would think.
you know those beekeeper suits they wear when they're collecting the honey.
that's what cunts are doing with the rubber gloves, the masks and all the other paraphernalia.
Title: Re: Wasp attack
Post by: Rat Catcher on September 23, 2020, 04:35:32 pm
Most profound, well done Doc.
Title: Re: Wasp attack
Post by: Dr. Martin Gooter Bling on September 23, 2020, 04:37:45 pm
there's no need for sarcasm now.
Title: Re: Wasp attack
Post by: watty on September 23, 2020, 05:13:26 pm
Quote from: Justin Time on September 23, 2020, 02:42:24 pm
The missus is in A&E after being stung on the forehead by a wasp.
Her face is all swollen and bruised, but thankfully I got the wasp with my shovel.
Next time, maybe wait until the wasp has left her forehead before you swing the shovel  O:-)
Title: Re: Wasp attack
Post by: Octavia1 on September 23, 2020, 05:52:11 pm
Quote from: Justin Time on September 23, 2020, 02:42:24 pm
The missus is in A&E after being stung on the forehead by a wasp.
Her face is all swollen and bruised, but thankfully I got the wasp with my shovel.
rofl
Title: Re: Wasp attack
Post by: markmiwurdz on September 23, 2020, 09:26:09 pm
Quote from: Justin Time on September 23, 2020, 02:42:24 pm
The missus is in A&E after being stung on the forehead by a wasp.
Her face is all swollen and bruised, but thankfully I got the wasp with my shovel.


No winners in this one... ::fuck ::fuck ;)
Title: Re: Wasp attack
Post by: Shallowhal on September 23, 2020, 09:56:14 pm
Quote from: markmiwurdz on September 23, 2020, 09:26:09 pm
Quote from: Justin Time on September 23, 2020, 02:42:24 pm
The missus is in A&E after being stung on the forehead by a wasp.
Her face is all swollen and bruised, but thankfully I got the wasp with my shovel.


No winners in this one... ::fuck ::fuck ;)

I'm not so sure about that Marky!!