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Title: Fuck Im logging in to read some common sense
Post by: john m on October 15, 2020, 12:15:59 pm
Government say .
I cant go to my Daughters house for dinner but I can eat outside on a footpath with 14 other people I dont know .Food prepared by people I dont know or dont know who they have been in contact with .

My best mate Big Dommo cant visit my Gaff but some young lad in a High Vis with a name tag around his neck can come into my house to fix me Vergin Media telly and trapse around from room to room checking points after he has already entered eight or nine other houses today,and god knows how many homes have been visited by those overalls or high vis since they were last washed .

I cant ask Betty Hogan from the flats to drop around to the Gaff to cut me hair but I can go to her shop and sit with a crowd of people I dont know and get a hair cut .

I cant go to mass but I can go to the Bookies .

If I live in Dublin  I can Drive down the Docks and go to England Wales or France but I cant leave Dublin to visit any other County in my own Country .

 Thank fuck there are still a few Sane people to be found that see and recognize FUCKING stupidity of the highest order .This government are trying to dig a big hole on the side of a hill of sand with a tea spoon every spoonfull they take out is replaced by more shifting sand .Im really thinking they should just bite the Bullett and prescribe boiled 7up for everybody and two tablespoons of Venos .It would be as effective as this fuckology .
Title: Re: Fuck Im logging in to read some common sense
Post by: john m on October 15, 2020, 12:32:12 pm
.Airlines are now flying empty planes so they do not have to refund passengers as they can say your flight was not cancelled .As the airlines are already contracted to take the fuel and some Pilots are on fixed contracts and some landing spots are pre booked and would still need to be paid for they can actually turn the same profit per flight on an empty plane that is fully booked as they can on the same plane full of the original passengers .What the lose on the sale of scratch cards and gargle they make up in fuel savings as an empty plane uses less fuel than a fully laden one .
Title: Re: Fuck Im logging in to read some common sense
Post by: Justin Time on October 15, 2020, 02:09:07 pm
.Airlines are now flying empty planes so they do not have to refund passengers as they can say your flight was not cancelled .As the airlines are already contracted to take the fuel and some Pilots are on fixed contracts and some landing spots are pre booked and would still need to be paid for they can actually turn the same profit per flight on an empty plane that is fully booked as they can on the same plane full of the original passengers .What the lose on the sale of scratch cards and gargle they make up in fuel savings as an empty plane uses less fuel than a fully laden one .

and the kesh is full!
Title: Re: Fuck Im logging in to read some common sense
Post by: john m on October 15, 2020, 02:19:31 pm
.Airlines are now flying empty planes so they do not have to refund passengers as they can say your flight was not cancelled .As the airlines are already contracted to take the fuel and some Pilots are on fixed contracts and some landing spots are pre booked and would still need to be paid for they can actually turn the same profit per flight on an empty plane that is fully booked as they can on the same plane full of the original passengers .What the lose on the sale of scratch cards and gargle they make up in fuel savings as an empty plane uses less fuel than a fully laden one .

and the kesh is full!

Where else would you park for the day ?
Title: Re: Fuck Im logging in to read some common sense
Post by: john m on October 15, 2020, 03:00:37 pm
Im drinking Cider in the shed with me great Grandfathers Ghost He says "Whats all this fuckology about Covid and protecting lives .In my day lives meant nothing I was sent to war in 14/18 then again in 39/45 .If you were a young man of fighting age they gave you a trenchcoat a hat and a Gun and sent you away to the War.You done your Paitriotic Duty .The only way to solve this China Cough is for a real World leader to step forward and say ."If we continue the way we are going we will bankrupt the whole world and create havoc and Civil War .The only way out of this is to once again call on people to do their Civil Duty and get on with life yes people will die but if we continue as we are more people will also die from non Covid ailments Stress and Suicide .More misery will be foisted on people by economic hardship than Covid .The White Man never gave either of his Fucks if millions of people in Africa or Asia died of Malaria or Hunger or if Oil companies started Wars that killed millions so they could take over oil fields .So whats different this time ?
Title: Re: Fuck Im logging in to read some common sense
Post by: Bob Shillin on October 15, 2020, 03:35:00 pm
Im drinking Cider in the shed with me great Grandfathers Ghost He says "Whats all this fuckology about Covid and protecting lives .In my day lives meant nothing I was sent to war in 14/18 then again in 39/45 .If you were a young man of fighting age they gave you a trenchcoat a hat and a Gun and sent you away to the War.You done your Paitriotic Duty .The only way to solve this China Cough is for a real World leader to step forward and say ."If we continue the way we are going we will bankrupt the whole world and create havoc and Civil War .The only way out of this is to once again call on people to do their Civil Duty and get on with life yes people will die but if we continue as we are more people will also die from non Covid ailments Stress and Suicide .More misery will be foisted on people by economic hardship than Covid .The White Man never gave either of his Fucks if millions of people in Africa or Asia died of Malaria or Hunger or if Oil companies started Wars that killed millions so they could take over oil fields .So whats different this time ?
All very well, if said leader decides to put all the PUP money into expanding the health sevice, and personal resonsibility becomes the rule.
Title: Re: Fuck Im logging in to read some common sense
Post by: john m on October 15, 2020, 03:48:07 pm
I  said World leader not farm labourers in suits .
Title: Re: Fuck Im logging in to read some common sense
Post by: Shallowhal on October 15, 2020, 07:43:14 pm
I think a few teachers could sort out our problems.....oh fuk...
Title: Re: Fuck Im logging in to read some common sense
Post by: john m on October 15, 2020, 07:47:53 pm
Listening to RTE news tonight last sentence from yer one dat presents it with yer man was on the Lockdown She said people that live alone can have a visitor .I didnt read that any where so have the goalpoasts moved .Hilda Curran from the flats will be delighted if you live alone you can have a guest she is a whore so she can carry on her business .
Title: Re: Fuck Im logging in to read some common sense
Post by: Shallowhal on October 15, 2020, 07:53:39 pm
They were probably concerned about yourself in the boxroom John!!
Title: Re: Fuck Im logging in to read some common sense
Post by: john m on October 15, 2020, 07:56:30 pm
They were probably concerned about yourself in the boxroom John!!

FFS Hal there are a lot of people in that box room .Big Dommo,Billy the Bastard Tommy Two Scars a load of birds from the flats and the gaffs behind the flats .I dont need visitors they might take me away .
Title: Re: Fuck Im logging in to read some common sense
Post by: Shallowhal on October 15, 2020, 08:02:09 pm
I'm surprised they don't get annoyed with ye being on ter phone all day!! lol
Title: Re: Fuck Im logging in to read some common sense
Post by: watty on October 16, 2020, 10:13:14 am
https://www.gov.ie/en/publication/ad569-level-3/?referrer=http://www.gov.ie/level3/#social-and-family-gatherings (https://www.gov.ie/en/publication/ad569-level-3/?referrer=http://www.gov.ie/level3/#social-and-family-gatherings)

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Social and family gatherings

In your home or garden
No visitors to home or garden, with the exception of visits for essential purposes (for example: family reasons such as providing care to children, elderly or vulnerable people, and in particular those who live alone).

Other settings outside your home or garden
In outdoor settings away from your home or garden, up to 6 people from a maximum of 2 households can meet while maintaining strict physical distancing – including for outdoor exercise and dining.
Title: Re: Fuck Im logging in to read some common sense
Post by: john m on October 16, 2020, 12:06:05 pm
[url]https://www.gov.ie/en/publication/ad569-level-3/?referrer=http://www.gov.ie/level3/#social-and-family-gatherings[/url] ([url]https://www.gov.ie/en/publication/ad569-level-3/?referrer=http://www.gov.ie/level3/#social-and-family-gatherings[/url])

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Social and family gatherings

In your home or garden
No visitors to home or garden, with the exception of visits for essential purposes (for example: family reasons such as providing care to children, elderly or vulnerable people, and in particular those who live alone).

Other settings outside your home or garden
In outdoor settings away from your home or garden, up to 6 people from a maximum of 2 households can meet while maintaining strict physical distancing – including for outdoor exercise and dining.



Thats been added Watty .Level 4 by next Tuesday As I posted watch Dr Leo threatening level 5 and armageddon then introducing level 4 he owns this mess after appearing on telly bad mouthing Houlihan .Leo will have to give us all the bad news becaus Big Macroom head Mick will be self isolating after his meeting with Boris and the EEC Mafia .I wonder if there are restrictions on home visits will the Thin Blue be pulling over taxies on Sunday morning with Girls coming home from late night Gaff parties ,will drivers have to tell where they picked up their customers ?
Title: Re: Fuck Im logging in to read some common sense
Post by: mercenary for hire on October 16, 2020, 12:14:45 pm
NPHET want level 5 for everyone for six weeks according to the news.
Title: Re: Fuck Im logging in to read some common sense
Post by: john m on October 16, 2020, 12:29:12 pm
NPHET want level 5 for everyone for six weeks according to the news.

Dont think we can afford it Merc we will get 5 light building sites and construction will stay open .Food shops and offlicences then close the rest .The Big problem will be the Huns who cant get to Pennys of Toy Shops for Toys for the Kids .There will be Cavalcades of cars heading for the Quays in Newry .The Battle is Lost Merc Dr Leo broke the chain when he told Houlihan to go fuck himself two weeks ago .The cars heading for the border create a huge Constitutional Nightmare they cant be stopped we have Freedom of Movement through the Good Friday Agreement in fact the Gards have no legal right to restrict you as the GFA does not limit freedom of movement to the border only .If they can close the border to cars full of Huns with Toys then they can close it to truck loads of imports from Ulster and the whole Brexit Argument is lost .As I said this government are trying to dig a grave on the side of a sand dune with a spoon the more they dig the more sand fills the hole .Get the President on telly and make a National Appeal give out guidance and then let the people be responsible for the consequences .What would be achieved by a total lockdown ?wont stop it just knock it back for another few weeks then what ?
Title: Re: Fuck Im logging in to read some common sense
Post by: Dr. Martin Gooter Bling on October 16, 2020, 12:32:47 pm
It's all a loada bollocks.
Title: Re: Fuck Im logging in to read some common sense
Post by: john m on October 16, 2020, 12:36:45 pm
It's all a loada bollocks.

Doc your winning me over .What stage of Lockdown are they in in kenya,Zimbabwe,Morocco,Peru Vietnam,Its the White Mans Panic .If you live in a basic White Mans Country Europe,USA ,Australia then Panic like fuck if you are anywhere else in the World life seems to be just carrying on carrying on .
Title: Re: Fuck Im logging in to read some common sense
Post by: mercenary for hire on October 16, 2020, 12:41:17 pm
They'll lock down, then open up for xmas a bit then maybe lockdown again then open up for a bit.Before you know it it will be 2023 ,covid will have a vaccine but nobody will wanna take it.

I'll be sitting in me brand new electric car paid for by Eamo and I still won't wanna go to work.
Title: Re: Fuck Im logging in to read some common sense
Post by: john m on October 16, 2020, 01:08:45 pm
Merc Like you said what use will a vax be if people wont use it ?Thats the dilemma in the end they will have to just accept the inevitable to my way of thinking we should just rely on common sense buy a few Nursing Homes and Private hospitals with the PUP money and try look after the sick .As I say digging a hole in a sand dune with a spoon .
Title: Re: Fuck Im logging in to read some common sense
Post by: TheDevilHimself on October 16, 2020, 07:47:06 pm
Just four weeks to break the circuit . lol
Title: Re: Fuck Im logging in to read some common sense
Post by: Octavia1 on October 16, 2020, 08:02:21 pm
Try this .....I'm experimenting......I stopped watching the owlones telly ( we had another row if the truth be known)
Anyway
No news is good news .....no brainwashing....no radio .....no brexit ....no plaugue flu ...nuttin ....the world is a  beautiful place without them control freaks psychopaths journalism an politicians.....its a world of loonies .....just block them .....like yu block the big owlones on face book that flirt wit ya
...blank the cnuts out ...
I've never been happier
...dole into the bank .....paintin an on holidays for 8 months ....li ki e winn8n the lotto ...just glue the the post box up an ignore it ...an block any cnut ringing ya from the bank ....its easy ... ::sleep........
Title: Re: Fuck Im logging in to read some common sense
Post by: john m on October 17, 2020, 12:47:28 am
Went out @8 back home now 22 yoyo no My taxi jobs or offers .
Title: Re: Fuck Im logging in to read some common sense
Post by: dalymount on October 17, 2020, 07:44:40 am
Thays better then me a month ago.I went out 3 nights running and got a total of 27 euros.I haven't wrkd sine
Title: Re: Fuck Im logging in to read some common sense
Post by: stonethecrows on October 17, 2020, 08:26:11 am
Try this .....I'm experimenting......I stopped watching the owlones telly ( we had another row if the truth be known)
Anyway
No news is good news .....no brainwashing....no radio .....no brexit ....no plaugue flu ...nuttin ....the world is a  beautiful place without them control freaks psychopaths journalism an politicians.....its a world of loonies .....just block them .....like yu block the big owlones on face book that flirt wit ya
...blank the cnuts out ...
I've never been happier
...dole into the bank .....paintin an on holidays for 8 months ....li ki e winn8n the lotto ...just glue the the post box up an ignore it ...an block any cnut ringing ya from the bank ....its easy ... ::sleep........
Ah Jasus next you'll be logging off from here !
Title: Re: Fuck Im logging in to read some common sense
Post by: markmiwurdz on October 17, 2020, 09:49:30 am
And with more lads due back on the road and more customers going frikkin nowhere in the day/night so it's the new environment lads. :o :o
Title: Re: Fuck Im logging in to read some common sense
Post by: Shallowhal on October 17, 2020, 10:20:41 am
Even with being able to work(whenever that actually is) if more do start back it'll be chaos alright....it's hard to see a light at the end of the tunnel especially with talk of Level 4 and 5 being bandied about.
Title: Re: Fuck Im logging in to read some common sense
Post by: Belker on October 17, 2020, 10:53:20 am
There is nothing moving out there, even as an Ambassador/Screened cab/Gold status and on Priority, with most of the fleet back at work, it's a job an hour and Boring as Fook out there.
Title: Re: Fuck Im logging in to read some common sense
Post by: Cool Boola on October 17, 2020, 11:47:46 am
Not to worry...Pfeiffer have a vaccine coming out in November and the chinks are using one on villages in China...
Title: Re: Fuck Im logging in to read some common sense
Post by: Rat Catcher on October 19, 2020, 03:10:38 pm
Went out @8 back home now 22 yoyo no My taxi jobs or offers .

Is that €22 clear profit or €22 takings... and was it all cash in hand?
Title: Re: Fuck Im logging in to read some common sense
Post by: dalymount on October 19, 2020, 03:14:48 pm
I want it to ,but I want it for 6 months
Title: Re: Fuck Im logging in to read some common sense
Post by: john m on October 19, 2020, 03:18:52 pm
Went out @8 back home now 22 yoyo no My taxi jobs or offers .

Is that €22 clear profit or €22 takings... and was it all cash in hand?


Takings spent 20 on Diesel plus a facemask from stock and some hand sanitizer .Probably broke even before costs of Insurance ware and tare and social charge and Prsi .
Title: Re: Fuck Im logging in to read some common sense
Post by: Rat Catcher on October 19, 2020, 03:30:18 pm
You could sign off the puppy dole to save the PRSI.
Title: Re: Fuck Im logging in to read some common sense
Post by: john m on October 19, 2020, 03:32:33 pm
You could sign off the puppy dole to save the PRSI.

Are we credited with a stamp along with the Covid Penny ?
Title: Re: Fuck Im logging in to read some common sense
Post by: Rat Catcher on October 19, 2020, 03:35:55 pm
As it's taxable I guess most recipients will exceed the PRSI exemption limit so will be credited by way of minimum payment as usual....