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Title: isn't is awful what Alan Hughes is going through.
Post by: taxi1990 on October 21, 2020, 09:26:53 am
He was telling us all how hes feeling very down on Ireland AM this morning, he cant take another lockdown. :'(

 rofl rofl
Title: Re: isn't is awful what Alan Hughes is going through.
Post by: john m on October 21, 2020, 09:39:08 am
You watch Ireland AM  rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl
Title: Re: isn't is awful what Alan Hughes is going through.
Post by: taxi1990 on October 21, 2020, 09:55:12 am
The odd time.

His problem reminded me of this.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2PTK1ymams (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2PTK1ymams)
Title: Re: isn't is awful what Alan Hughes is going through.
Post by: dalymount on October 21, 2020, 10:06:37 am
He took erms advice,he got a gun
Title: Re: isn't is awful what Alan Hughes is going through.
Post by: taxi1990 on October 21, 2020, 10:07:43 am
He took erms advice,he got a gun


 rofl
Title: Re: isn't is awful what Alan Hughes is going through.
Post by: taxi1990 on October 21, 2020, 10:09:24 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xH2IK0CNoms (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xH2IK0CNoms)


Another similar one.
Title: Re: isn't is awful what Alan Hughes is going through.
Post by: Shallowhal on October 21, 2020, 11:17:38 am
Probably depressed cos him and his husband can't put on a fukin panto this year...and he can't dress up as the screamin queen!!
Title: Re: isn't is awful what Alan Hughes is going through.
Post by: dalymount on October 21, 2020, 12:08:57 pm
I didn't even know he was stoke on trent
Title: Re: isn't is awful what Alan Hughes is going through.
Post by: markmiwurdz on October 21, 2020, 12:26:49 pm
I didn't even know he was stoke on trent

as a fiddler's arm...
Title: Re: isn't is awful what Alan Hughes is going through.
Post by: Jonno on October 21, 2020, 01:02:03 pm
He was telling us all how hes feeling very down on Ireland AM this morning, he cant take another lockdown. :'(

 rofl rofl
Is that the fat fella?

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Title: Re: isn't is awful what Alan Hughes is going through.
Post by: Jonno on October 21, 2020, 01:05:12 pm
He was telling us all how hes feeling very down on Ireland AM this morning, he cant take another lockdown. :'(

 rofl rofl
Is that the fat fella?

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Just googled him. Not the fat one. He's too busy on the pork pies to be a gay. Well anyone that asks if your man Hughes is gay needs a toe up the hole.

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Title: Re: isn't is awful what Alan Hughes is going through.
Post by: Shallowhal on October 21, 2020, 01:29:48 pm
I didn't even know he was stoke on trent

Jaysus Dalyer....get that gaydar fixed....pronto!!
Title: Re: isn't is awful what Alan Hughes is going through.
Post by: taxi1990 on October 21, 2020, 03:59:01 pm
Probably depressed cos him and his husband can't put on a fukin panto this year...and he can't dress up as the screamin queen!!



We all are.
Title: Re: isn't is awful what Alan Hughes is going through.
Post by: taxi1990 on October 21, 2020, 04:02:01 pm
He was telling us all how hes feeling very down on Ireland AM this morning, he cant take another lockdown. :'(

 rofl rofl
Is that the fat fella?

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Just googled him. Not the fat one. He's too busy on the pork pies to be a gay. Well anyone that asks if your man Hughes is gay needs a toe up the hole.

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 rofl he always volunteers to taste the food the chef makes on the show.

Title: Re: isn't is awful what Alan Hughes is going through.
Post by: Jonno on October 21, 2020, 05:24:16 pm
He was telling us all how hes feeling very down on Ireland AM this morning, he cant take another lockdown. :'(

 rofl rofl
Is that the fat fella?

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Just googled him. Not the fat one. He's too busy on the pork pies to be a gay. Well anyone that asks if your man Hughes is gay needs a toe up the hole.

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 rofl he always volunteers to taste the food the chef makes on the show.
I know! I've commented that exact thing before. He's sitting there drooling like Homer Simpson when the rashers are on the Pan. He got massive over the last while. Belly like a poisoned pup.

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Title: Re: isn't is awful what Alan Hughes is going through.
Post by: taxi1990 on October 21, 2020, 05:55:47 pm
He was telling us all how hes feeling very down on Ireland AM this morning, he cant take another lockdown. :'(

 rofl rofl
Is that the fat fella?

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Just googled him. Not the fat one. He's too busy on the pork pies to be a gay. Well anyone that asks if your man Hughes is gay needs a toe up the hole.

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 rofl he always volunteers to taste the food the chef makes on the show.
I know! I've commented that exact thing before. He's sitting there drooling like Homer Simpson when the rashers are on the Pan. He got massive over the last while. Belly like a poisoned pup.

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 rofl poisoned pub. He seems like a nice guy all the same.
Title: Re: isn't is awful what Alan Hughes is going through.
Post by: stonethecrows on October 21, 2020, 08:17:22 pm
Ah sure could be worse, I see people my age mountain climbing and doing all sorts of sporty things.

FFS I'm just happy to be able to get me leg through my Jocks without losing me balance.
Title: Re: isn't is awful what Alan Hughes is going through.
Post by: Shallowhal on October 21, 2020, 08:50:09 pm
Ah sure could be worse, I see people my age mountain climbing and doing all sorts of sporty things.

FFS I'm just happy to be able to get me leg through my Jocks without losing me balance.

Count yourself lucky you have legs!!
Title: Re: isn't is awful what Alan Hughes is going through.
Post by: Jonno on October 21, 2020, 10:47:58 pm
Ah sure could be worse, I see people my age mountain climbing and doing all sorts of sporty things.

FFS I'm just happy to be able to get me leg through my Jocks without losing me balance.

Count yourself lucky you have legs!!
Count yourself lucky you have jocks

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Title: Re: isn't is awful what Alan Hughes is going through.
Post by: Jonno on October 21, 2020, 11:27:29 pm
He was telling us all how hes feeling very down on Ireland AM this morning, he cant take another lockdown. :'(

 rofl rofl
Is that the fat fella?

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Just googled him. Not the fat one. He's too busy on the pork pies to be a gay. Well anyone that asks if your man Hughes is gay needs a toe up the hole.

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 rofl he always volunteers to taste the food the chef makes on the show.
I know! I've commented that exact thing before. He's sitting there drooling like Homer Simpson when the rashers are on the Pan. He got massive over the last while. Belly like a poisoned pup.

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 rofl poisoned pub. He seems like a nice guy all the same.
I'm looking at Bachelor's Walk. I didn't know the fat fella from Ireland AM was in it. Not as fat as he is now though.

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Title: Re: isn't is awful what Alan Hughes is going through.
Post by: Shallowhal on October 22, 2020, 06:54:56 am
I'm looking at Bachelor's Walk. I didn't know the fat fella from Ireland AM was in it. Not as fat as he is now though.

Yeah...Simon Delaney.....at least he spent some money on his teeth since Batchelor's Walk....they were in a jock!!
Title: Re: isn't is awful what Alan Hughes is going through.
Post by: dalymount on October 22, 2020, 07:40:29 am
Here Jonno,ill be rooting for the town this evening in the Europa league.they are playing for the pride of the LOI fukk english football,and all irish who support it
Title: Re: isn't is awful what Alan Hughes is going through.
Post by: john m on October 22, 2020, 07:54:54 am
Here Jonno,ill be rooting for the town this evening in the Europa league.they are playing for the pride of the LOI fukk english football,and all irish who support it

FAI are Great our National side are not good enough to play AUL Sunday B so the FAI decided to play England in a Friendly ,Great for Moral to be beaten like a Masocists Bitch by the English .First Half Hatrick for Keane as we lose 5 or 6 Nill .
Title: Re: isn't is awful what Alan Hughes is going through.
Post by: dalymount on October 22, 2020, 08:16:52 am
Na we always raise our game against the english,only a few weeks ago iceland held them to injury time before they scored,and even then iceland misses a penalty,Denmark beat them two weeks ago in Wembley,so they are not that good
Title: Re: isn't is awful what Alan Hughes is going through.
Post by: john m on October 22, 2020, 08:21:53 am
Na we always raise our game against the english,only a few weeks ago iceland held them to injury time before they scored,and even then iceland misses a penalty,Denmark beat them two weeks ago in Wembley,so they are not that good

They could be fucking useless and they would still be half a dozen goals better than us .We need a confidence booster we should of played Lichtenstein or the Vatican at least have some chance of a scoreless draw or a confidence boosting 1-0 loss .
Title: Re: isn't is awful what Alan Hughes is going through.
Post by: Jonno on October 22, 2020, 11:58:59 am
Here Jonno,ill be rooting for the town this evening in the Europa league.they are playing for the pride of the LOI fukk english football,and all irish who support it
Be nice to see them do well, especially in the backyard of the enemy Dalyer. Arsenal next week

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Title: Re: isn't is awful what Alan Hughes is going through.
Post by: U Wha on October 22, 2020, 12:38:13 pm
Ah sure could be worse, I see people my age mountain climbing and doing all sorts of sporty things.

FFS I'm just happy to be able to get me leg through my Jocks without losing me balance.

 rofl
Title: Re: isn't is awful what Alan Hughes is going through.
Post by: dalymount on October 22, 2020, 06:51:06 pm
Here Jonno,ill be rooting for the town this evening in the Europa league.they are playing for the pride of the LOI fukk english football,and all irish who support it
Be nice to see them do well, especially in the backyard of the enemy Dalyer. Arsenal next week

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half time Dundalk 1 _molde 0,come on the town keep the league of ireland flag flying
Title: Re: isn't is awful what Alan Hughes is going through.
Post by: Jonno on October 22, 2020, 11:16:14 pm
Here Jonno,ill be rooting for the town this evening in the Europa league.they are playing for the pride of the LOI fukk english football,and all irish who support it
Be nice to see them do well, especially in the backyard of the enemy Dalyer. Arsenal next week

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half time Dundalk 1 _molde 0,come on the town keep the league of ireland flag flying
Totally different team in the second. ffs

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Title: Re: isn't is awful what Alan Hughes is going through.
Post by: Cool Boola on October 22, 2020, 11:34:59 pm
Simon got in my taxi a few years ago....He was a taximan in Bach.....Walk ...so I said to him are you a taximan...He spent most of the journey explaining that...that was just on the tele;;;Flukkin big dent in the back seat...when he got out...
Title: Re: isn't is awful what Alan Hughes is going through.
Post by: Shallowhal on October 23, 2020, 06:51:57 am
Simon got in my taxi a few years ago....He was a taximan in Bach.....Walk ...so I said to him are you a taximan...He spent most of the journey explaining that...that was just on the tele;;;Flukkin big dent in the back seat...when he got out...

Probably didn't want to divulge anything...."the cabbies code" anall!!
Title: Re: isn't is awful what Alan Hughes is going through.
Post by: taxi1990 on October 23, 2020, 10:02:54 am
Simon got in my taxi a few years ago....He was a taximan in Bach.....Walk ...so I said to him are you a taximan...He spent most of the journey explaining that...that was just on the tele;;;Flukkin big dent in the back seat...when he got out...


Did he give you a tip?
Title: Re: isn't is awful what Alan Hughes is going through.
Post by: taxi1990 on October 23, 2020, 10:04:54 am
Here Jonno,ill be rooting for the town this evening in the Europa league.they are playing for the pride of the LOI fukk english football,and all irish who support it

FAI are Great our National side are not good enough to play AUL Sunday B so the FAI decided to play England in a Friendly ,Great for Moral to be beaten like a Masocists Bitch by the English .First Half Hatrick for Keane as we lose 5 or 6 Nill .



Michael Keane with a hat trick? you would get good odds on that.

Pity its not on in the Aviva with a full crowd, see what reception Grealish and Rice would get and michael keane as well, the man who admitted he used Ireland as a stepping stone.
Title: Re: isn't is awful what Alan Hughes is going through.
Post by: Cool Boola on October 23, 2020, 11:44:36 am
Simon got in my taxi a few years ago....He was a taximan in Bach.....Walk ...so I said to him are you a taximan...He spent most of the journey explaining that...that was just on the tele;;;Flukkin big dent in the back seat...when he got out...
.....


Did he give you a tip?
...........Yes rounded it off.....Really nice guy....and good with the jokes
Title: Re: isn't is awful what Alan Hughes is going through.
Post by: taxi1990 on October 23, 2020, 12:26:37 pm
Simon got in my taxi a few years ago....He was a taximan in Bach.....Walk ...so I said to him are you a taximan...He spent most of the journey explaining that...that was just on the tele;;;Flukkin big dent in the back seat...when he got out...
.....


Did he give you a tip?
...........Yes rounded it off.....Really nice guy....and good with the jokes



Ah I thought he might, he seems like a decent guy. id say the huges guy wouldnt talk to you, seems like he would be a snob from what i hear.
Title: Re: isn't is awful what Alan Hughes is going through.
Post by: mercenary for hire on October 23, 2020, 12:29:22 pm
He looks gargled on the telly every morning.I'd have to be drunk to sit there talking shite about handbags worth €500 then five minutes later some oul wan is on crying about her struggle with baldness or some bollox.
Title: Re: isn't is awful what Alan Hughes is going through.
Post by: john m on October 23, 2020, 12:40:11 pm
He looks gargled on the telly every morning.I'd have to be drunk to sit there talking shite about handbags worth €500 then five minutes later some oul wan is on crying about her struggle with baldness or some bollox.

Merc the smell of Day time Driver off that post .You must of been out at work early mornings Night Men usually got home watched telly adds for steam cleaners or electric coat hangers to see where their hen was spending their coin then tuned in to early morning news and current affairs' before bed .Alan, Dale Wintons shopping trolley Phil Scofield all great friends of the Night Time taxi driver .
Title: Re: isn't is awful what Alan Hughes is going through.
Post by: mercenary for hire on October 23, 2020, 12:46:58 pm
I still get up early most days just not to work John.Then hopefully I've made the wife brekkie and if had a busy morning playing video games or doing a bit of DIY or talking nonsense on the internet I'll have a power nap in the afternoon.Ear plugs and all.Then I get up and have a few glasses of Merlot watching the big telly.Rinse and repeat.Before ya realise it's Xmas time and I'm fatter and greyer than last xmas.
Title: Re: isn't is awful what Alan Hughes is going through.
Post by: john m on October 23, 2020, 12:56:29 pm
I still get up early most days just not to work John.Then hopefully I've made the wife brekkie and if had a busy morning playing video games or doing a bit of DIY or talking nonsense on the internet I'll have a power nap in the afternoon.Ear plugs and all.Then I get up and have a few glasses of Merlot watching the big telly.Rinse and repeat.Before ya realise it's Xmas time and I'm fatter and greyer than last xmas.

Hard to get a nice Merlot for under a tenner .
Title: Re: isn't is awful what Alan Hughes is going through.
Post by: mercenary for hire on October 23, 2020, 01:00:30 pm
It's a struggle John but we get through it.
Title: Re: isn't is awful what Alan Hughes is going through.
Post by: Shallowhal on October 23, 2020, 02:13:10 pm
then five minutes later some oul wan is on crying about her struggle with baldness or some bollox.


I only ever rang once!!
Title: Re: isn't is awful what Alan Hughes is going through.
Post by: mercenary for hire on October 23, 2020, 04:43:53 pm
;-)