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Title: Well Done Scotland
Post by: Rat Catcher on November 15, 2020, 07:40:55 pm

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Title: Re: Well Done Scotland
Post by: Cool Boola on November 16, 2020, 03:00:21 am
Are you Scottish...
Title: Re: Well Done Scotland
Post by: silverbullet on November 17, 2020, 07:30:11 pm
What's the difference between Bing Crosby and Walt Disney?

Bing sings, but  Walt Disnae!! 8)
Title: Re: Well Done Scotland
Post by: stonethecrows on November 17, 2020, 09:33:55 pm
Did you know -

In some Scottish restaurants they heat the knives so you can't use too much butter.

Miserable Cnuts
Title: Re: Well Done Scotland
Post by: Cool Boola on November 19, 2020, 12:23:09 pm
Quote from: silverbullet on November 17, 2020, 07:30:11 pm
What's the difference between Bing Crosby and Walt Disney?

Bing sings, but  Walt Disnae!! 8)

      8/10  lol
Title: Re: Well Done Scotland
Post by: Cool Boola on November 19, 2020, 12:24:16 pm
Quote from: stonethecrows on November 17, 2020, 09:33:55 pm
Did you know -

In some Scottish restaurants they heat the knives so you can't use too much butter.

Miserable Cnuts


    Also 8/10  lol
Title: Re: Well Done Scotland
Post by: Cool Boola on November 19, 2020, 12:29:32 pm
Man walks into a Glasgow pub and asks for a pint of lager with a dash of lime.

“We don’t do cocktails,” replies the barman.”
Title: Re: Well Done Scotland
Post by: stonethecrows on November 19, 2020, 12:55:02 pm
Quote from: Cool Boola on November 19, 2020, 12:29:32 pm
Man walks into a Glasgow pub and asks for a pint of lager with a dash of lime.

“We don’t do cocktails,” replies the barman.”
7/10
Title: Re: Well Done Scotland
Post by: Rat Catcher on November 19, 2020, 05:23:41 pm
I'd say the erm's on at 8/10.
Title: Re: Well Done Scotland
Post by: silverbullet on November 19, 2020, 06:44:17 pm
Quote from: stonethecrows on November 17, 2020, 09:33:55 pm
Did you know -

In some Scottish restaurants they heat the knives so you can't use too much butter.

Miserable Cnuts
What do you call a male Muslim virgin?

Hassan Bin Laid!!
Title: Re: Well Done Scotland
Post by: Shallowhal on November 19, 2020, 07:36:41 pm
Quote from: Rat Catcher on November 19, 2020, 05:23:41 pm
I'd say the erm's on at 8/10.

More of a non runner!!
Title: Re: Well Done Scotland
Post by: silverbullet on November 20, 2020, 02:39:41 pm
Quote from: Cool Boola on November 19, 2020, 12:29:32 pm
Man walks into a Glasgow pub and asks for a pint of lager with a dash of lime.

“We don’t do cocktails,” replies the barman.”
A Frankie Boyle joke, one of my favourite comedians.
Title: Re: Well Done Scotland
Post by: silverbullet on November 20, 2020, 02:47:17 pm
Two Glasgow men standing at the bar with dregs in their glasses.
Neither want to put their hand in their pocket.

First guy says "Ah'm doing a crossword, what's another word fae " Stuck on a desert Island - eight letters?"

Second guy answers straight away and says " "Its Marooned "

First guy says " Why, thanks very much Shuggy, Ah'll have a large whisky"!! 8)
Title: Re: Well Done Scotland
Post by: markmiwurdz on November 20, 2020, 04:15:59 pm
 rofl rofl
Title: Re: Well Done Scotland
Post by: stonethecrows on November 20, 2020, 11:33:31 pm
“Las Vegas and Glasgow have a lot in common.

They’re the only two places in the world where you can pay for sex with chips.
Title: Re: Well Done Scotland
Post by: Cool Boola on November 21, 2020, 01:31:17 am
Quote from: silverbullet on November 20, 2020, 02:47:17 pm
Two Glasgow men standing at the bar with dregs in their glasses.
Neither want to put their hand in their pocket.

First guy says "Ah'm doing a crossword, what's another word fae " Stuck on a desert Island - eight letters?"

Second guy answers straight away and says " "Its Marooned "

     9/10.... lol lol lol

First guy says " Why, thanks very much Shuggy, Ah'll have a large whisky"!! 8)
Title: Re: Well Done Scotland
Post by: markmiwurdz on November 21, 2020, 10:37:10 am
Quote from: stonethecrows on November 20, 2020, 11:33:31 pm
“Las Vegas and Glasgow have a lot in common.

They’re the only two places in the world where you can pay for sex with chips.

 lol

We badly need a like button on the forum for posts.
Title: Re: Well Done Scotland
Post by: Cool Boola on November 21, 2020, 10:54:01 am
..............10/10