Irish Taxi Forum
Public Area => Taxi Talk => Topic started by: john m on December 21, 2020, 01:40:19 pm
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Im sitting with big Dommo eating a Mushroom omelet and drinking Green tea .Young Dommo or Brendan Jr has pulled all the shit paper off the roll because he wants the DalootaLoo carboard bit out of the middle to use as a Telescope tonight to watch the Satrun /Jupiter Conjunction .Im just saying to Dommo do you remember the Millenniun Bug that was going to turn off all the Computers @00.00 midnight .Well here is what im thinking Boris Johnston is a big Fan of David Ike and thinks that he is a Reptillion and once when the Great Conjunction happened Jesus was born in a Manger another time there was the Great fire of London .Now remember when Jesus was Born Columbus hadent invented America so where was the center of the Earth ?why did they build Stonehenge .What if Boris thinks that Glastonberry is the Center of the earth and add in Stonehenge .Could that be why the rest of the world is shutting down Travel from Britain just in case the Great Conjunction of Jupiter and Saturn opens a porthole in the UK that releases the Dawning of the Age of Aquarius .Why is Britain being isolated from Today the first day of the Great Conjunction .Coincidence or Conspiracy ?
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Occi have you ever heard of Mount Cook in New Zealand ?
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What im afraid of is,with the rest of the world shutting down to the UK,and the problems with the brexit negotiations,the british people might just get a pain in their collective bollox,and want to reverse brexit.I would be sick to me stomach if that happened
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What kind of mushrooms were in that omelette John
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Come on Occi im relying on you and Pony as members of Taxi Mensa to have Open Minds .Where did Fungie the Dolphin disappear to .Why have the Healy Wrays not got up a Possie to go looking for him ?I dont think this China Cough exists it is an energy realignment that Governments dont understand this is why they have imposed lockdowns and mind control CORONS latin for head ..the Next Three Days of the Great Conjunction will see some nutjob reactions then the enlightenment all this china cough will pass mysteriously scientist will discover that the Mutations are making it less dangerous .
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What kind of mushrooms were in that omelette John
Enlightened Pony !I bet Dollyer was thinking of when he use to use the carboard part of the jacks roll as a trumpet and go Dalootaloo .
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Excuse me,we were not as posh as the erm housrhold.we didn't have toilet roll,cut up pages of the evening press was what we had.id say Dommo was the same
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Excuse me,we were not as posh as the erm housrhold.we didn't have toilet roll,cut up pages of the evening press was what we had.id say Dommo was the same
Indeed cut squares and the big darning needle to tread the twine through the corner to hang on a nail .
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Excuse me,we were not as posh as the erm housrhold.we didn't have toilet roll,cut up pages of the evening press was what we had.id say Dommo was the same
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=26ZDB9h7BLY (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=26ZDB9h7BLY)
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Wheres LEO the minister for trade .Not a Lurry moving around the place and minister for trade off getting a Back crack and sack wax probably .Just when you need a Pantomime act the fucktard is nowhere to be seen .Call it now the Useless Cunt is hiding dosent want to get tainted by the Christmas Cancellation Shit he knows the Greens are going to implode after Christmas and we are going to have a snap election .
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What kind of mushrooms were in that omelette John
Ya bustard, ya beat me to it! 8)
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What kind of mushrooms were in that omelette John
Ya bustard, ya beat me to it! 8)
Yes and Green Tea
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I've been painting all day johnny ...I'll get back to this after I get me dinner an pour a large lemonade
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Occi just announced two weeks after I told You ..Restaurants and gastro pubs will be closed from around lunch time on 24 December under plans which will be put before Cabinet tomorrow.
I also was possibly the first person In Ireland to spot there was a virus .I was the first person In Ireland to post this years Paddys parade and marathon would not happen .I was the first person in Ireland to forecast Brexit in 2012 all posted on here .A sage in my own life time time .I told you all GET A FUCKING GUN .
P.S .Pubs wont open till may No Paddys Day Parade next year and your covid payments in April will automatically transfer into Unemployment Benifit and you will have 17 weeks to apply for assistance .Thats the last heads up I will be giving you .
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I didnt hear the news tonight,but I was told michael announced we could be in lockdown for 6 months.surely she meant 6 weeks ?
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I didnt hear the news tonight,but I was told michael announced we could be in lockdown for 6 months.surely she meant 6 weeks ?
Another of Me absolutely 100% correct so far predictions Mick wont be Taoiseach on Paddys Day 2021 .
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I would not be so sure.according to RTE news,the cabinet looks set to REJECT NPHT recommendations to move the country to level 5
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Come on Occi im relying on you and Pony as members of Taxi Mensa to have Open Minds .Where did Fungie the Dolphin disappear to .Why have the Healy Wrays not got up a Possie to go looking for him ?I dont think this China Cough exists it is an energy realignment that Governments dont understand this is why they have imposed lockdowns and mind control CORONS latin for head ..the Next Three Days of the Great Conjunction will see some nutjob reactions then the enlightenment all this china cough will pass mysteriously scientist will discover that the Mutations are making it less dangerous .
The problem johnny is this ...and I've said it before .......let's look at it from the virus point of view ......the virus multiplies .. and it evolves ...and it needs an environment to thrive .... the virus is a living organism..it doesn't understand the concept of good and evil ....it just wants to exist ..procreate
( fuck) ..evolve into something better ....and die ......
Does that sound familiar,?
The planet earth is bein attacked by a human ape "virus" that is killing it ....
All living tings consume other living tings for survival...
Animals eat plants ..plants eat sunlight and nutrients from earth ...some plants eat animals ....bacteria eat earth ....bacteria eat shit in yur intestines....your face is full of thousands of mites that eat yur skin .....yur bed is full of millions of mites that feed off of you as yuo sleep ....ther is a universe within a universe within a universe within a universe and so on etcetera etcetera. Etcetera......
Each living organisation clings on to existence in a fight for life against other organisms......human ape eats other animal , vegitation, it goes to war and kills ....."virus" is just a word we invented ..
..its all violence..the flu is just a competitor.....violence is a nessesity to evolution...
this Flu is a reaction to something but it's just life competing to evolve ....I rekon it's a reaction to over population of the human ape and I believe the virus
Is a very positive ting in the greater scheme of things ...thers too fukin many of us .......I believe this virus is earths angel killing the human ape and it is evolving because it is at war with the human virus and it wont go away soon ......
This earth white blood cell " pathogen " is not a one off ....I believe it's the start of " The beginning of the end" for the human ape .... our existence is not sustainable on earth ....ther has to be more " virus " on it's way because the earths survival is at a critical juncture ....we have tru our own intelligence and success turned the earth into a cesspool of shite that is by the day becoming less and less habitable.......
It's only a matter of time before the hole shit house burns to the ground ....
One day we will be gone ..extinct the way of the dinosaur...
Something better will come along ....this is the way of the universe....and in a cople of billion years away on this planet
We mite even have an intelligent species....
but in the mean time wer no better than a fukin bacterial scum sucking all consuming waste of good nutrient eating shitting parasitical insect that needs to be exterminated and has outstayed its welcome on earth .......
Wat you gonna see in the next few yers will be good telly at least ....before the hole fukin kip goes up in smoke .......
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Wat you gonna see in the next few yers will be good telly at least
Glad i bought that 50"! lol
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Come on Occi im relying on you and Pony as members of Taxi Mensa to have Open Minds .Where did Fungie the Dolphin disappear to .Why have the Healy Wrays not got up a Possie to go looking for him ?I dont think this China Cough exists it is an energy realignment that Governments dont understand this is why they have imposed lockdowns and mind control CORONS latin for head ..the Next Three Days of the Great Conjunction will see some nutjob reactions then the enlightenment all this china cough will pass mysteriously scientist will discover that the Mutations are making it less dangerous .
The problem johnny is this ...and I've said it before .......let's look at it from the virus point of view ......the virus multiplies .. and it evolves ...and it needs an environment to thrive .... the virus is a living organism..it doesn't understand the concept of good and evil ....it just wants to exist ..procreate
( fuck) ..evolve into something better ....and die ......
Does that sound familiar,?
The planet earth is bein attacked by a human ape "virus" that is killing it ....
All living tings consume other living tings for survival...
Animals eat plants ..plants eat sunlight and nutrients from earth ...some plants eat animals ....bacteria eat earth ....bacteria eat shit in yur intestines....your face is full of thousands of mites that eat yur skin .....yur bed is full of millions of mites that feed off of you as yuo sleep ....ther is a universe within a universe within a universe within a universe and so on etcetera etcetera. Etcetera......
Each living organisation clings on to existence in a fight for life against other organisms......human ape eats other animal , vegitation, it goes to war and kills ....."virus" is just a word we invented ..
..its all violence..the flu is just a competitor.....violence is a nessesity to evolution...
this Flu is a reaction to something but it's just life competing to evolve ....I rekon it's a reaction to over population of the human ape and I believe the virus
Is a very positive ting in the greater scheme of things ...thers too fukin many of us .......I believe this virus is earths angel killing the human ape and it is evolving because it is at war with the human virus and it wont go away soon ......
This earth white blood cell " pathogen " is not a one off ....I believe it's the start of " The beginning of the end" for the human ape .... our existence is not sustainable on earth ....ther has to be more " virus " on it's way because the earths survival is at a critical juncture ....we have tru our own intelligence and success turned the earth into a cesspool of shite that is by the day becoming less and less habitable.......
It's only a matter of time before the hole shit house burns to the ground ....
One day we will be gone ..extinct the way of the dinosaur...
Something better will come along ....this is the way of the universe....and in a cople of billion years away on this planet
We mite even have an intelligent species....
but in the mean time wer no better than a fukin bacterial scum sucking all consuming waste of good nutrient eating shitting parasitical insect that needs to be exterminated and has outstayed its welcome on earth .......
Wat you gonna see in the next few yers will be good telly at least ....before the hole fukin kip goes up in smoke .......
Knew I could depend on you for some rational logic .I wonder what the first Amoeba that crawled on to land would think of the lack of bike lanes and EV charging points in Cabra .You got to admire the Human Ape 100 years ago Fender hadent invented the Stratocaster but now Big Dommos young Brendan can play 3 cords and annoy the whole block of flats .Evolution Occi the ability to make a phone call without putting two pence in the slot and pressing button B we have come so far in 50 years .Your not only right but probably also correct we share this planet with other lifeforms including viruses and we have tresspassed on to their patch and just like the Kinahans or the Hutches they fight back when you invade their lump of the planet .Great insight as always Occi love reading your Madness it makes so much sense .
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I call it " the nearly clever enough paradox " johnny .....
It's the reason UFO, s dont exist ....yu see the universe is full of life ......yu see them stars up ther at nite ...well thers trillions an trillions of planets like ours ....an life on them ..
But thers an evolutionary limit to how advanced they go because the more successful they become ...the greater ther numbers and the greater the filth and shite an dirt on ther planet an the poor cnuts self destruct in a big Jack's toilet of ther own making ...
.we are an interstellar planetary virus we arrived as dna on a comet millions of yers ago .....the corona virus is one of earths natural defence mechanisms that's been here billions of yers an it was discovered and manipulated by the chinese who are nearly as clever as meself an know wats coming ....
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I think that there is only ...One rule in life.....The survival of the fittest...I can explain ,most everything.
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Wat you gonna see in the next few yers will be good telly at least
Glad i bought that 50"! lol
A 50" screen? That's very short sighted ! 8)
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Wat you gonna see in the next few yers will be good telly at least
Glad i bought that 50"! lol
A 50" screen? That's very short sighted ! 8)
I wear glasses SB....it's fukin huge...and don't you forget it!!
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Occi :I was sitting in the Scullery with Big Dommo and Billy the Bastard last night he was up in Newry shopping and brought back some Unknows Scotch Whisky .We are sitting at the big table and I was trying to tell Dommo about your theory about the virus .Now as I was talking I noticed Big Dommo adding Ice and water to his Cheap Jock Drop ,and My superior Scientific Brain Full member of the Irish Taxi Mensa along with Pony and Im glad to tell you Occi but you too have been accepted as a Full Member so now you can use ITM after your name on official documents .I had a ureka moment based on the Scientific Analyses you published earlier in this tread .Here is what Im thinking I gulp down a glass of this two day old Scotch Big Dommo adds Water and Ice we both drink 14 Glasses each .I fall off the Stool Big Dommo drives me home .Thats Science So Im thinking like Cheap Scottish Scotch the more you mix it the weaker it becomes .Now like you said in your excellent paper the Virus wants to survive so if it becomes less virulent the more it spreads like adding water to Cheap Scotch its effect gets weaker the more you dilute it and it will disappear as its virulence is diluted .Being Scientifically minded I got three Paddy Power Dockets and two Paddy Power and one Ladbrokes Biro and handed them out and said to the lads write down the names of anybody you know that died from the Virus ..The result of the science experiment is we have three blank Paddy Power Dockets and Pens for writing out our King George bets for Kempton on Saturday .Occi Im thinking of Proposing Dr Gooter B as a Full member of the ITM if I can get yourself or Pony to second the Nomination His Its all a load of Bollox mantra is gaining scientific respect at many kitchen tables .