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Title: Booze Cruise
Post by: john m on December 30, 2020, 12:35:38 pm
Anybody know anybody with a passenger boat .Im starting a business with a booze cruise sail out 12 miles then sell duty free drink and smokes .Will be marketed as a Whale and Dolphin sightseeing trip .
Title: Re: Booze Cruise
Post by: Rat Catcher on December 30, 2020, 12:48:51 pm
Maybe you could charter the Isle Rider... and smuggle us back some of them British Dublin bay prawns while you're at it.
Title: Re: Booze Cruise
Post by: john m on December 30, 2020, 12:53:07 pm
Im just checking on the paperwork I would need a licence to sell alcohol and Tobacco and need a bonded warehouse to store my goods on shore .The lads in Dingle will do it go looking for Fungi and buy 200 Rothmans and a Liter or Smirnoff .A great day out ob Dole Day .
Title: Re: Booze Cruise
Post by: Rat Catcher on December 30, 2020, 12:59:31 pm
I doubt you'd see many fungi at sea but I guess it's as good an excuse as any.
Title: Re: Booze Cruise
Post by: Shallowhal on December 30, 2020, 01:17:28 pm
I think anyone even considering being trapped on a death trap with ye John would need to be gargled up before "boarding".
Title: Re: Booze Cruise
Post by: Rat Catcher on December 30, 2020, 01:25:16 pm
He could do one of them all you can drink (fibre)glass bottom boat trips that are popular in sunnier climes I guess.
Title: Re: Booze Cruise
Post by: john m on December 30, 2020, 01:55:51 pm
I think anyone even considering being trapped on a death trap with ye John would need to be gargled up before "boarding".

What the fuck would I be doing on a boat the money is made selling the tickets on shore .
Title: Re: Booze Cruise
Post by: silverbullet on December 30, 2020, 01:59:52 pm
It's maritime law, 200 years old. Putt Putt around the old canal basin selling heavily marked up piss.