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Public Area => Taxi Talk => Topic started by: john m on January 04, 2021, 03:54:26 pm
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Rang the Doc Secretary says whats wrong I say want to see the Doc for a MOT .She says You sick I say No not really but not feeling me usual self you know the way the Doc would of told you to get in touch before the Cold well I feel a bit like that .Well if you are feeling sick the Dock cant see you he will have to ring you and see if you are well enough to come in and see him .I kid you not and Im paying Cash
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€50 for a telephone "consultation" with my guy.
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€50 for a telephone "consultation" with my guy.
You can get your horoscope done for that .I want to see the Doctor not hear him .How would he treat Tommy before a Pinball tournament if he was unwell?
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Three months ago I did the same as I go every year--got bloods done prior to looking for appointment so I would get full NCT--rang for appointment, told the story and was told a phone consultation was appropriate at a cost EU70--I asked how does he check heart /chest etc on phone --Ok ,you can have an appointment !!
Talk about Premium Phone Lines !
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I think GP's get paid €40 by the Govt for your 'free' phone Covid consultation. So if you're getting charged for a covid-related phone call, you might be being ripped off.
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Got an appointment for Wed Doc rang back asked how I was said I dont know thats your Gig .He wanted 50 notes for a Phone consult I told him FUCK OFF actual words .So 50 notes to see him get an MOT and 65 for bloods and result consultation .My hen has a problem with her ear Receptionist said he will ring you Hen says how does he know I will hear him if my ear is broken ?Silence then she gets an appointment ......but wait for it ........Doctor will ring to confirm appointment ...is that OK .Marks Brothers couldnt write this stuff.
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Think that we might have to accept that they may be under considerable pressure at the moment, even if they have a big group practice.
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I could diagnose your missusss ear problem John.....selective deafness!!.....g'wan..i'll do it for 30 notes!!
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Think that we might have to accept that they may be under considerable pressure at the moment, even if they have a big group practice.
Dont know Robbie if you have a Medical card the Doc is only paid a flat fee no matter how often he sees you so why bother .When I mentioned Cash as in cash not credit card or VHI it didnt take long to get an appointment .Just like the guy you gave me last week got an appointment next day .Im sure that Docs are over run with people who think they are sick so have to do their own triage .If they think you have the Virus they will send you for a test but wont want you in their Hut .Doc says to me what are your Symptoms .I say Drinking to much ,not exercising ,Stressed out, no coin totally pissed off .Light headedness .Probably Physchosymmatic giving him a Ton and change might sort me out a Professional telling me Im a Lazy Drunk or I need A rebore might be good medicine .Think its important you look after yourself like you would of before the China Cold .
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I could diagnose your missusss ear problem John.....selective deafness!!.....g'wan..i'll do it for 30 notes!!
rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl.Its like a Harold Loyd film around here all vision no sound .
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Just spend your coin on a prostate massage,i'm sure Frankey would supply you with the number of his chinee masseuse.
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Just spend your coin on a prostate massage,i'm sure Frankey would supply you with the number of his chinee masseuse.
Hal mental health is important ,most lads can recognize a pain in the belly or balls dealing with your head is different .I dont think I have the Dreaded Lurgy but I have been swamping Porter sitting around doing fuck all no motivation to do fuck all .I have no problems saying I need to talk to somebody and who better than the Doc who knows you .
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Is there a 'Mens Shed (https://menssheds.ie)' in your area? Might be cheaper and they might let you drink there :2cheers
https://menssheds.ie/about-mens-sheds/
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Just spend your coin on a prostate massage,i'm sure Frankey would supply you with the number of his chinee masseuse.
Hal mental health is important ,most lads can recognize a pain in the belly or balls dealing with your head is different .I dont think I have the Dreaded Lurgy but I have been swamping Porter sitting around doing fuck all no motivation to do fuck all .I have no problems saying I need to talk to somebody and who better than the Doc who knows you .
If it's any consolation johnny ...
Half the country is dying the flu ...do other half sirosiss the liver , and the other half has dementia
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I was off the Porter for about 4 months only went back on it in December Watty .I bought into this from the start thinking a few months and we would be back, its the unknowing that gets to me .Was going to go back to College but they told me I couldnt even though I told them that the July Jobs initiative said I could .Took me six months and loads of e mails to Heather to finally get a Letter from her informing me I do qualify for Training Grants and can continue to claim PUP while in training .Thats a big part of this Pandemonium nobody seems to know what the fuck is going on or nobody really cares .You saw it here when Lads wanted to go back to work trying to get NCTs ,Suitability or Licence renewals nobody knew how it worked .The country is falling apart and the Dail is still on their Christmas Break .Tonight on telly An Unelected Doctor from Nephed which are the equivalent to the Taxi advisory Commission formed on the exact same legislation and the head of the HSE which before this was failing badly and a Smiley youngone from Virgin Media are on the Telly Shouting Wolf .
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It took me a long time to learn it but you can only look after yourself. The rest of the world can look after itself so don't be worrying about the rest of the world.
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It took me a long time to learn it but you can only look after yourself. The rest of the world can look after itself so don't be worrying about the rest of the world.
The rest of the world gets in your way Occi .My biggest mistake in life was believing you have to be competent or able all you really need is to be lucky .
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Just spend your coin on a prostate massage,i'm sure Frankey would supply you with the number of his chinee masseuse.
Writing from info from a friend, dem oul' prostate massages, and/or a bit of pegging, can frighten the life outa ya when your PSA numbers take a jump.
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Just spend your coin on a prostate massage,i'm sure Frankey would supply you with the number of his chinee masseuse.
Writing from info from a friend, dem oul' prostate massages, and/or a bit of pegging, can frighten the life outa ya when your PSA numbers take a jump.
Trust you Bob to ruin my mental health advice...between you and RC and yisser supermodel burds!!
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€50 for a telephone "consultation" with my guy.
50 quid??? how can he justify that for a phone consultation?
By the way how did he check your BP and Prostate?
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€50 for a telephone "consultation" with my guy.
50 quid??? how can he justify that for a phone consultation?
By the way how did he check your BP and Prostate?
Doctor: Now, Bob, stand in front of a mirror and shove the phone up your arse. Did it hurt? And what shade of red is your face turning? The first question diagnoses the prostate and the second the blood pressure.
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It took me a long time to learn it but you can only look after yourself. The rest of the world can look after itself so don't be worrying about the rest of the world.
The rest of the world gets in your way Occi .My biggest mistake in life was believing you have to be competent or able all you really need is to be lucky .
Johnny ....yur gettin lot of johnny bashing on here lately .....
I think the mental health of the all them is deteriorating by the day on account of the flu .
They dont seem to realise that yu an I use this place as part of our protect our mental health strategy program therapy sort of ting to get rid of gick in our heads an therefore remain sane ....
I can see few them startin to crack up . The shrink the court ordered me to go to ( it was self defence) told me wen I get angry to write how I feel down on a little piece of paper an trow in the bin ....I set fire to the bin wen that didnt work then I found this place an I never looked back lol
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If it does snow heavy, does anyone know how many snowmen you are allowed in your garden under current Level 5 Restrictions ?
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If it does snow heavy, does anyone know how many snowmen you are allowed in your garden under current Level 5 Restrictions ?
Good question mr crow.....I was going to ask yu wats the difference between a snowman an a snowoman but yu kno the answer ........
Anyway I've a question for all yu depressives .....
I was eatin a classics magnum earlier an it just dawned on me .....
Do yu know the way the vaccine doesn't stop you getting the flu ...right .....but it prepares yur immune system to handle the flu so yu dont get much symptoms......does that mean that those that got the vaccine an get the flu are walking around spreading it instead of taking to ther beds if they had
the proper flu ?
Yu know wat I mean like ?
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Good question mr crow.....I was going to ask yu wats the difference between a snowman an a snowoman but yu kno the answer
A snowman has snowgee?
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Good question mr crow.....I was going to ask yu wats the difference between a snowman an a snowoman but yu kno the answer
A snowman has snowgee?
Yur gone very vulgar since you started workin with them tradesman
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My son asked me today "What's the difference between a crow and a blackbird ?"
I told him " Crows have somewhat heavier beaks, fan-shaped Tails and live on insects"
A Blackbird has BIG Rubbery lips, a FAT ARSE and lives on benefits.
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Good question mr crow.....I was going to ask yu wats the difference between a snowman an a snowoman but yu kno the answer
A snowman has snowgee?
Yur gone very vulgar since you started workin with them tradesman
I know....since wolf whistling burds was banned all this filth talk started at lunch breaks!!
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My son asked me today "What's the difference between a crow and a blackbird ?"
I told him " Crows have somewhat heavier beaks, fan-shaped Tails and live on insects"
A Blackbird has BIG Rubbery lips, a FAT ARSE and lives on benefits.
Yur in for it after that one rofl
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Occi me oul Mate I really couldnt give either of my two fucks what anybody says Abuse is just part of life the woke snowflakes get annoyed dosent bother me .Most of the abuse comes from the man in the Mirror they hate themselves when they see themselves exactly as I have described them and then get annoyed not with me but with themselves .
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Occi me oul Mate I really couldnt give either of my two fucks what anybody says Abuse is just part of life the woke snowflakes get annoyed dosent bother me .Most of the abuse comes from the man in the Mirror they hate themselves when they see themselves exactly as I have described them and then get annoyed not with me but with themselves .
Dont get the flu johnny ...the place would be dead without yur colourful an intelligent contributions ...it wud probably fold ide say ...
It wud all be bout savin 5 cent on s liter of diesel an how to remove gick stains off the back seat ..... ::sleep
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What's this? a plum pulling pity party?
Anytime you see someone calling someone a snowflake they're the one that's offended.Yis are very soft lads for old men.Way too much ego massaging going on here.
All I said is Erm is full of donkey spunk.Find one of my posts that are deliberately factually incorrect and I'll correct them and apologise if necessary.Like I said too soft and yis burst into tears if anyone asks you to back up yer lies and spoofery.
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Occi me oul Mate I really couldnt give either of my two fucks what anybody says Abuse is just part of life the woke snowflakes get annoyed dosent bother me .Most of the abuse comes from the man in the Mirror they hate themselves when they see themselves exactly as I have described them and then get annoyed not with me but with themselves .
Dont get the flu johnny ...the place would be dead without yur colourful an intelligent contributions ...it wud probably fold ide say ...
It wud all be bout savin 5 cent on s liter of diesel an how to remove gick stains off the back seat ..... ::sleep
Where can i save 5c per litre on petteril.....and what would ye use Octy...to remove gick from a back seat?...asking for a friend!!
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Occi me oul Mate I really couldnt give either of my two fucks what anybody says Abuse is just part of life the woke snowflakes get annoyed dosent bother me .Most of the abuse comes from the man in the Mirror they hate themselves when they see themselves exactly as I have described them and then get annoyed not with me but with themselves .
Dont get the flu johnny ...the place would be dead without yur colourful an intelligent contributions ...it wud probably fold ide say ...
It wud all be bout savin 5 cent on s liter of diesel an how to remove gick stains off the back seat ..... ::sleep
Where can i save 5c per litre on petteril.....and what would ye use Octy...to remove gick from a back seat?...asking for a friend!!
Ken knows all bout that hal ......remember sum cunt shited in the back an he had his mobile valet service bucket in the boot wit a crate of paddy .....an was back to work 10 minutes later smelling of Rose's new air freshener an everything
Wudnt of bein me ....ide of got the bus home an baut a new car
Merc wats the big problem?
I dont get yu ? Yur a ntelligent bloke ...probably the smartest on here an I'm not sayin that to massage yur ego but just an observation....so why does it bother yu wat johnny says or anyone an why the digs .....?
Just wonderin why the boat is rocked ......
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I'm not the sharpest knife in the microwave Octy but in the absence of any reasonable counterargument to Er'ms parrallel universe this place is illegible and fukking confusing.
Life's good BTW.Unfortunately my tolerance for bullshit has decreased.Might be time to walk way like this cunt..
https://youtu.be/33izVlIOgnQ
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Ah we'd miss your wit and enthusiasm for the game MFH!!
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I wouldn't be far away anyway.Any snow yet down the bog Hal?
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Ah we'd miss your wit and enthusiasm for the game MFH!!
We certainly wud ......
I was reading this Facebook page set up by sum taxi driver ....it was the weirdest most toxic ting I've seen on fake book
...the bloke in charge was sayin tings like ... thers goin be no bull shite on here whilst I'm in charge right? Yous all do as I say an yull all be fine or I'll fuk yu off the page ..is that understood ? An all his phychophants wer sayin ...yea o course big man ...anything yu say boss .....it was off the scale fukin weird ....ther photos they all looked like the kinihans an all makin out they wer hard men and everyone was talkin within a very narrow field of parameters....they all
Watchin wat they say .....it was like I just stepped into
A drug dealers scientology cult ......scary shit .....real fuking scary wat sort of fukin headcase are out ther .....
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I probably use this place as I say for therapy....thers a very good reason I live alone ..I think some of us are here cause we get a social interaction...the older yu get friends seem to fade in numbers for various reasons ......so even tho its taxi chat it mighten always be bout the taxi industry
I've a mate an hes a jolly old soul ....but until recently I taut he was a bit slow...I often wondered how he survived to his 50s ....I've taut that hes a bit autistic....I suspect me own social ineptitude is autistic of origin .
Anyway ...I dropped over to him one day cople weeks ago ....
An he said wud ya like a cup of tea ? An I said naa thanks ...cause I knew that heed forget the teabags or the milk or ide get orange juice or sumtin.....
.so anyway....countdown came on the telly an Rachel :-*
Started puttin up the letters ....an me mate started reeling off these words like raymond in rain man ....he was way head anything I've seen on that programme...he was comin out wit 9 letter words that I never heard of in me life .....them the numbers came up an he was makin Rachel look like a dumb blond ...the man is a fukin genius I swear he probablyhas an IQ of 200 but everyone thinks hes retarded ...
If I only knew him online ide wouldnt know antin bout him atall atall
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€50 for a telephone "consultation" with my guy.
Talk about being slapped in the face!
Had an appointment with Mater last November.
Got a phone call from me local Doc this morning to discuss matters.
This telephone "consultation" cost me 60 Euro!!
*Note to self*
Say nothing and get a job as a Doctor!
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Went to see My Doc yesterday .Had to book in from the garden before they opened the door and ordered to hand over credit card hang up coat sanitize hands .Then sit in goalfish bowl and wait to get blood tests ,no piss test as the toilet would need sanitising after everybody filled the little plastic pot .My blood pressure was through the roof never a problem before .Doc says a lot of taxi drivers he sees have the same problem .To much drink and take aways and fuck all exercise .Doc asks do i do 5000 steps a day I had to think 14 stairs up 14 back down twice a day for a piss .No Doc I dont .Its only when your asked the question direct you realize how unhealthy our lifestyles have become .
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Went to see My Doc yesterday .Had to book in from the garden before they opened the door and ordered to hand over credit card hang up coat sanitize hands .Then sit in goalfish bowl and wait to get blood tests ,no piss test as the toilet would need sanitising after everybody filled the little plastic pot .My blood pressure was through the roof never a problem before .Doc says a lot of taxi drivers he sees have the same problem .To much drink and take aways and fuck all exercise .Doc asks do i do 5000 steps a day I had to think 14 stairs up 14 back down twice a day for a piss .No Doc I dont .Its only when your asked the question direct you realize how unhealthy our lifestyles have become .
I think you need a downstairs loo
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Jaysus John....we've 3 jaxsss in our gaff...and we're not even that posh....only a little,
Anyway,since i'm temporarily unemployed i've started walking 5kms a day,since i started me new job i've lost a stone and can walk up hills at a pace and i'm never out of breath....fukin great i am.
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Hal I fell in August 2019 fucked up my knee couldnt walk properly for about 10 months .Drink Chipper and Lockdown I put on 3 stone in a year and a half dropped it but then put on nearly a stone in December .Doing nothing becomes a habit .I doubt Im the only one fell into that trap .
I have a Gym in the shed .Multigym ,Rowing machine .Bike on a turbo trainer,Treadmill and vibro plate .I also have Lidil,Aldi ,Supervalue Mc Donalds,Burgerking half a dozen Chinamen within about two miles of the gaff .
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I have an app for those takeaways....the hardest bit is havin to get off me arse and answer the door to the delivery driver!! lol
Actually don't eat that many takeaways.
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There should be a €12.70 per item tax on all fast food deliveries with monies raised ring fenced to reversing that Mehaul cunt's puppy dole cuts. Bring back Dr. Leo. Dr. Leo was great so he was...
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€50 for a telephone "consultation" with my guy.
Talk about being slapped in the face!
Had an appointment with Mater last November.
Got a phone call from me local Doc this morning to discuss matters.
This telephone "consultation" cost me 60 Euro!!
*Note to self*
Say nothing and get a job as a Doctor!
Send a virtual €50 and tell him you owe him a tenner. 8)
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Hal I fell in August 2019 fucked up my knee couldnt walk properly for about 10 months .Drink Chipper and Lockdown I put on 3 stone in a year and a half dropped it but then put on nearly a stone in December .Doing nothing becomes a habit .I doubt Im the only one fell into that trap .
I have a Gym in the shed .Multigym ,Rowing machine .Bike on a turbo trainer,Treadmill and vibro plate .I also have Lidil,Aldi ,Supervalue Mc Donalds,Burgerking half a dozen Chinamen within about two miles of the gaff .
JUST EAT
Too much.
Take them off speed dial.
If you don't have a dog, volunteer to walk a neighbour's dog.
Make money by becoming a dog walker, €5 a dog per hour , four dogs max.
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... or get a dog and hire a dog walker.
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... or get a dog and hire a dog walker.
Walk a pram, something to lean the belly on too.
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Doc just on the Phone .My thyroid is underactive probably explains how I put on so much weight .Seems that Vitimin Suppliments that were advised to guard against the China Crisis Vit D and others have effected my Thyroid .Doc says Vitimin Suppliments although not Regulated as Meds have the same effect as meds .DO NOT TAKE MORE THAN THE STATED DOSE .Our kid is into all that alternative health stuff Omega Oil .Fish Oil,Multi vitimins vitimin D all that stuff is supposed to be harmless and good for you but dont mix and match the stuff .Did you ever notice how unhealthy looking Junkies and Health freaks who mix their meds look .I have yet to see a healthy looking Vegan .
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I suppose that underactive thyroid is the trade off for your overactive imagination!!
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I suppose that underactive thyroid is the trade off for your overactive imagination!!
rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl
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... or get a dog and hire a dog walker.
rofl
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Doc just on the Phone .My thyroid is underactive probably explains how I put on so much weight .Seems that Vitimin Suppliments that were advised to guard against the China Crisis Vit D and others have effected my Thyroid .Doc says Vitimin Suppliments although not Regulated as Meds have the same effect as meds .DO NOT TAKE MORE THAN THE STATED DOSE .Our kid is into all that alternative health stuff Omega Oil .Fish Oil,Multi vitimins vitimin D all that stuff is supposed to be harmless and good for you but dont mix and match the stuff .Did you ever notice how unhealthy looking Junkies and Health freaks who mix their meds look .I have yet to see a healthy looking Vegan .
Eat tins of mackerel every day ...apples an a handful of walnuts an a grapefruit an I'll guarantee yur blood pressure will come down to normal after a few weeks
Dont be eatin that chinese muck ...
They eat bear bile an tigers testicles and rhino horn , octopuses tits , otters spleen, pangolins livers then tell yu to eat chicken soup wen yur sick .....
Stupit cnuts .
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Doc just on the Phone .My thyroid is underactive probably explains how I put on so much weight .Seems that Vitimin Suppliments that were advised to guard against the China Crisis Vit D and others have effected my Thyroid .Doc says Vitimin Suppliments although not Regulated as Meds have the same effect as meds .DO NOT TAKE MORE THAN THE STATED DOSE .Our kid is into all that alternative health stuff Omega Oil .Fish Oil,Multi vitimins vitimin D all that stuff is supposed to be harmless and good for you but dont mix and match the stuff .Did you ever notice how unhealthy looking Junkies and Health freaks who mix their meds look .I have yet to see a healthy looking Vegan .
Eat tins of mackerel every day ...apples an a handful of walnuts an a grapefruit an I'll guarantee yur blood pressure will come down to normal after a few weeks
Dont be eatin that chinese muck ...
They eat bear bile an tigers testicles and rhino horn , octopuses tits , otters spleen, pangolins livers then tell yu to eat chicken soup wen yur sick .....
Stupit cnuts .
Ermy, regarding the Chinese food, I sent you a MSG! 8)
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Doc just on the Phone .My thyroid is underactive probably explains how I put on so much weight .Seems that Vitimin Suppliments that were advised to guard against the China Crisis Vit D and others have effected my Thyroid .Doc says Vitimin Suppliments although not Regulated as Meds have the same effect as meds .DO NOT TAKE MORE THAN THE STATED DOSE .Our kid is into all that alternative health stuff Omega Oil .Fish Oil,Multi vitimins vitimin D all that stuff is supposed to be harmless and good for you but dont mix and match the stuff .Did you ever notice how unhealthy looking Junkies and Health freaks who mix their meds look .I have yet to see a healthy looking Vegan .
Eat tins of mackerel every day ...apples an a handful of walnuts an a grapefruit an I'll guarantee yur blood pressure will come down to normal after a few weeks
Dont be eatin that chinese muck ...
They eat bear bile an tigers testicles and rhino horn , octopuses tits , otters spleen, pangolins livers then tell yu to eat chicken soup wen yur sick .....
Stupit cnuts .
Ermy, regarding the Chinese food, I sent you a MSG! 8)
The Coolock Cans strikes a Cord Silver
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Doc just on the Phone .My thyroid is underactive probably explains how I put on so much weight .Seems that Vitimin Suppliments that were advised to guard against the China Crisis Vit D and others have effected my Thyroid .Doc says Vitimin Suppliments although not Regulated as Meds have the same effect as meds .DO NOT TAKE MORE THAN THE STATED DOSE .Our kid is into all that alternative health stuff Omega Oil .Fish Oil,Multi vitimins vitimin D all that stuff is supposed to be harmless and good for you but dont mix and match the stuff .Did you ever notice how unhealthy looking Junkies and Health freaks who mix their meds look .I have yet to see a healthy looking Vegan .
Eat tins of mackerel every day ...apples an a handful of walnuts an a grapefruit an I'll guarantee yur blood pressure will come down to normal after a few weeks
Dont be eatin that chinese muck ...
They eat bear bile an tigers testicles and rhino horn , octopuses tits , otters spleen, pangolins livers then tell yu to eat chicken soup wen yur sick .....
Stupit cnuts .
Ermy, regarding the Chinese food, I sent you a MSG! 8)
The Coolock Cans strikes a Cord Silver
Please forgive me, I merely skimmed the post. 8)
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No bother, your sins are absolved.