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Public Area => Taxi Talk => Topic started by: Rat Catcher on February 12, 2021, 08:02:06 pm

Title: 新年快乐
Post by: Rat Catcher on February 12, 2021, 08:02:06 pm
... to all our Chinese colleagues/competitors.

... and stop telling our African colleagues/competitors that we all rank in the loading bays at night.
Title: Re: 新年快乐
Post by: Octavia1 on February 12, 2021, 08:46:46 pm
蝙蝠吃c
Title: Re: 新年快乐
Post by: Octavia1 on February 12, 2021, 08:50:25 pm
蝙蝠吃c

That didnt work but yu can guess wat I wanted to say
Title: Re: 新年快乐
Post by: Shallowhal on February 12, 2021, 08:52:43 pm
蝙蝠狗屎
Title: Re: 新年快乐
Post by: Octavia1 on February 12, 2021, 08:59:15 pm
蝙蝠狗屎

This is the crack isnt it  ;D
Title: Re: 新年快乐
Post by: Octavia1 on February 12, 2021, 09:01:30 pm
老鼠吃蝙蝠
Title: Re: 新年快乐
Post by: Shallowhal on February 12, 2021, 09:21:14 pm
傅满初博士
Title: Re: 新年快乐
Post by: Dr. Martin Gooter Bling on February 12, 2021, 09:59:00 pm

这都是胡扯.
Title: Re: 新年快乐
Post by: Shallowhal on February 12, 2021, 10:02:04 pm

这都是胡扯.


就是不一样!!
Title: Re: 新年快乐
Post by: Octavia1 on February 12, 2021, 10:18:22 pm
所有的球袋
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Post by: Octavia1 on February 12, 2021, 10:19:29 pm
我一生的爱刮她的天哪
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Post by: Octavia1 on February 12, 2021, 10:22:50 pm
 ??? O:-)
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Post by: Shallowhal on February 12, 2021, 10:23:02 pm
所有的球袋

什么他妈的
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Post by: Lizzzy on February 12, 2021, 10:23:34 pm
______,,,,(0l0),,,,________
Title: Re: 新年快乐
Post by: Octavia1 on February 12, 2021, 10:26:44 pm
所有的球袋

什么他妈的

All I said was ...my wife cooked a lovely bit of halibut fit for jahova
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Post by: Lizzzy on February 12, 2021, 10:42:15 pm
WAKE IN FRIGHT  is a good show, free on YouTube.
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Post by: john m on February 12, 2021, 11:04:44 pm
Does that come with rice or chips ?
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Post by: silverbullet on February 12, 2021, 11:32:57 pm
Shin nyan kwai loh. 8)
Title: Re: 新年快乐
Post by: Shallowhal on February 13, 2021, 12:11:31 am
Tá sé mahogany gaspipe!!
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Post by: silverbullet on February 13, 2021, 01:04:21 am
Tá sé mahogany gaspipe!!
Used to be a Nice restaurant called Mahogany gaspipes in Stoneybatter.
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Post by: U Wha on February 13, 2021, 05:10:39 am
I am just realising you are All fecking mad!    rofl
Title: Re: 新年快乐
Post by: Belker on February 13, 2021, 09:07:50 am
There used to be a tad of sanity on here but since the last Level 5 Lockdown that too is disappearing !

Did you notice the Egg thread where Octy and Horse spent 5 days argueing over the volumn of a Fookin Egg !!
Title: Re: 新年快乐
Post by: john m on February 13, 2021, 09:14:17 am
There used to be a tad of sanity on here but since the last Level 5 Lockdown that too is disappearing !

Did you notice the Egg thread where Octy and Horse spent 5 days argueing over the volumn of a Fookin Egg !!

Dont demean that Tread it was the most intelligent tread we had .I exceled by solving the riddle while both Occi and Horse .....Ah your right Ken the pair of them made fools of themselves .
Title: Re: 新年快乐
Post by: Belker on February 13, 2021, 09:37:00 am

(https://i.postimg.cc/7f2kGzG5/El-Tonio.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/7f2kGzG5)
Title: Re: 新年快乐
Post by: Octavia1 on February 13, 2021, 11:05:29 am
There used to be a tad of sanity on here but since the last Level 5 Lockdown that too is disappearing !

Did you notice the Egg thread where Octy and Horse spent 5 days argueing over the volumn of a Fookin Egg !!

My science was perfect ken an I hate to pull rank but I'm educated an horse isnt ...horse just an eyed me like a parrot that wudnt shut up ...an it's very hard to strangle a parrot over the internet.....
And btw it wasnt over the volume of an egg .....it was how do you tell if it was hard boiled or soft boiled ....I gave 2 solutions based on factual applicable practical science. Both using the eggs density difference to find the answer ....one using
The rate of oscillation of 2 objects of equal size suspended on pendulum of equal length...the other method was to use a simple specific gravity apparatus you could make in your kitchen ....both of these methods are proven in science and I supplyed recognised science references ...
Which I learned whilst doing my engineering degree


The horses answer was to buy a laser pen in the pound shop and shine a lite tru it ......
Go figure  :-* :P ::)
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Post by: Octavia1 on February 13, 2021, 11:11:21 am
There used to be a tad of sanity on here but since the last Level 5 Lockdown that too is disappearing !

Did you notice the Egg thread where Octy and Horse spent 5 days argueing over the volumn of a Fookin Egg !!

Dont demean that Tread it was the most intelligent tread we had .I exceled by solving the riddle while both Occi and Horse .....Ah your right Ken the pair of them made fools of themselves .

Wat was your solution mr m?
Do yu remember?
"Break open the egg an have a look "
That was yur answer wen the question clearly stated " without breaking the egg"
Now go back watching coronation street or fair city watever
 The Working class watch on the telly  ::)
Title: Re: 新年快乐
Post by: john m on February 13, 2021, 01:49:10 pm
My Solution was a solution if you forgive the pun .It was to immerse the sample eggs in Vinegar which would disolev the shells while not breaking them thus exposing the egg white which could then be sliced with a knife that was purchased along with the vinegar from Lidil as that was what the quest was to discover if the yolk of the egg usa hard boiled or soft boiled without breaking the shell using only items purchased in Lidil .

 I have in fact submitted that solution to the Nobel Committee to give them a good laugh as they adjudicate on which Vaccine that is going to save the World from the Scooby Flu deservs the Prize for Science .You would think if the Scooby Flu is as dangerous at they say then the 2021 Nobel Prize for Science or Medicine or Chemistry has to go to the Inventors of either the Scooby Flu or the Scooby Flu vaccine .

Yours in Science

John M I.T.M.
Title: Re: 新年快乐
Post by: markmiwurdz on February 14, 2021, 10:31:15 am
老鼠吃蝙蝠


Do yeh deliver?
Title: Re: 新年快乐
Post by: stonethecrows on February 14, 2021, 09:13:31 pm
问我bollix
Title: Re: 新年快乐
Post by: Belker on February 15, 2021, 03:21:15 am

(https://i.postimg.cc/7f2kGzG5/El-Tonio.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/7f2kGzG5)
Just to clarify that is Octy at the far Right, the tall fella with the half shaved head with the mad stare,
in front of him is the bearded John M,
and in front of him is the crazy Horse,
overseeing them in the red cardigan is our own Ratcatcher.
Title: Re: 新年快乐
Post by: Octavia1 on February 15, 2021, 10:23:29 am

(https://i.postimg.cc/7f2kGzG5/El-Tonio.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/7f2kGzG5)
Just to clarify that is Octy at the far Right, the tall fella with the half shaved head with the mad stare,
in front of him is the bearded John M,
and in front of him is the crazy Horse,
overseeing them in the red cardigan is our own Ratcatcher.

I'm glad yu picked him as me .....he was me favourite mad cnut .
Danny devito is the horse to a the alrite  :P