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Title: Your TV licence fee
Post by: john m on March 04, 2021, 10:27:32 pm
Harry Fitzhewitt and his bird are talking to Opera on Sunday and after the whole world watches it on line RTE will pay for a copy of the tape just in case you missed it .If Phil the Greek Dies over the weekend the Daily Mail will blame Megan .


In Coronation Street Mike Baldwin drinks a pint .In Emmerdale a Cow goes Moo.In Fair City nothing happens and Eastenders somebody shouts .
Title: Re: Your TV licence fee
Post by: Shallowhal on March 04, 2021, 10:38:10 pm
Boxroom boredom settin in there John?
Title: Re: Your TV licence fee
Post by: john m on March 04, 2021, 10:44:01 pm
Boxroom boredom settin in there John?

Yip .Looking forward to saturday pouring a foundation 3 meters of stuff to mix and barrow .Rehung a door today after 4 years .Took it off the press to service the boiler never put it back as I was waiting to get two replacement hinges .I hate paying for stuff you can forage on site ,problem is im never on sites anymore .
Title: Re: Your TV licence fee
Post by: Rat Catcher on March 04, 2021, 10:50:15 pm
I'll not be searching the internet for that shite, erm... the UK Open is on ITV4. I guess I might watch it on RTE, supported by CBs licence fee, if the channel is on and the remote control is out of reach.

Your man that plays Mike Baldwin died recently so those scenes are well out of date.
Title: Re: Your TV licence fee
Post by: john m on March 04, 2021, 10:51:33 pm
MIKE BALDWIN DEAD >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Title: Re: Your TV licence fee
Post by: john m on March 04, 2021, 10:53:28 pm
If Phil the Greek dies next week .Is there any possibility that Cheltenham would be cancelled as the UK would be in Mourning ?
Title: Re: Your TV licence fee
Post by: Octavia1 on March 04, 2021, 10:54:41 pm
(https://i.postimg.cc/18j4xMh7/FB-IMG-1614872459079.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/18j4xMh7)
Johnny yur not livin ......I started me online zoom  nude paintin course tonite  ...all the other painters wer owlones .....
I'm  told yu I was on to a good ting .... O:-)
Title: Re: Your TV licence fee
Post by: Octavia1 on March 04, 2021, 10:55:43 pm
Turn the bleedin coronation street off an fuk the telly in a skip
Title: Re: Your TV licence fee
Post by: silverbullet on March 04, 2021, 10:56:39 pm
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Johnny yur not livin ......I started me online zoom  nude paintin course tonite  ...all the other painters wer owlones .....
I'm  told yu I was on to a good ting .... O:-)
The  cheek of her!
Title: Re: Your TV licence fee
Post by: Octavia1 on March 04, 2021, 10:56:54 pm
Next week she turns around the other way .....
Title: Re: Your TV licence fee
Post by: Rat Catcher on March 04, 2021, 10:57:20 pm
Octy... Three words... Virtual fridge door.
Title: Re: Your TV licence fee
Post by: Octavia1 on March 04, 2021, 10:57:54 pm
Cant fukin wait
Title: Re: Your TV licence fee
Post by: john m on March 04, 2021, 10:58:03 pm
Turn the bleedin coronation street off an fuk the telly in a skip


I havent watched Coronation Street since Enid Sharples lost her cat .
Title: Re: Your TV licence fee
Post by: silverbullet on March 04, 2021, 10:58:09 pm
Boxroom boredom settin in there John?

Yip .Looking forward to saturday pouring a foundation 3 meters of stuff to mix and barrow .Rehung a door today after 4 years .Took it off the press to service the boiler never put it back as I was waiting to get two replacement hinges .I hate paying for stuff you can forage on site ,problem is im never on sites anymore .

Ya divil:

(https://i.postimg.cc/DSRqDvJ2/20210303-233614.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/DSRqDvJ2)
 8)
Title: Re: Your TV licence fee
Post by: Octavia1 on March 04, 2021, 10:58:34 pm
Octy... Three words... Virtual fridge door.

3 words ..." wat the fuk ar yu on about ?  ???
Title: Re: Your TV licence fee
Post by: Shallowhal on March 04, 2021, 10:58:59 pm
Next week she turns around the other way .....

You'll be on the other side next week....no doubt!!
Title: Re: Your TV licence fee
Post by: silverbullet on March 04, 2021, 11:02:36 pm
I'll not be searching the internet for that shite, erm... the UK Open is on ITV4. I guess I might watch it on RTE, supported by CBs licence fee, if the channel is on and the remote control is out of reach.

Your man that plays Mike Baldwin died recently so those scenes are well out of date.
Gerra birra exercise:











(https://i.postimg.cc/phC52RT5/20210303-233810.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/phC52RT5)
Title: Re: Your TV licence fee
Post by: Octavia1 on March 04, 2021, 11:04:02 pm
If yous can all talk bollocks about brexit an Arlene foster an the uvf freaks orange apes  .
..
Then I can talk bout the real world .
An how to see a bit of tit live for very little outlay
Title: Re: Your TV licence fee
Post by: john m on March 04, 2021, 11:05:42 pm
Occi The last woman I drew  in the Nude was 1978 .It was in Grovenor Square in a basement flat .She was an Oul one probably only in her late 20s or early 30s .She was really a stripper and not to get arrested she ran a Drawing Class .it cost £1.50 a class usually four of five people per class or you could pay £5 for an hour on your own .You couldnt touch her boyfriend was always there .I went as a bet as my mates were afraid to go and prefered three pints for their pound and a half .
Title: Re: Your TV licence fee
Post by: john m on March 04, 2021, 11:09:15 pm
I'll not be searching the internet for that shite, erm... the UK Open is on ITV4. I guess I might watch it on RTE, supported by CBs licence fee, if the channel is on and the remote control is out of reach.

Your man that plays Mike Baldwin died recently so those scenes are well out of date.
Gerra birra exercise:











(https://i.postimg.cc/phC52RT5/20210303-233810.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/phC52RT5)


Silver I have a better equipped Gym in me shed than Ben Dunne .Multi Gym ,Kettlebells,Rowing machine,Exercise bike,Vibro plate and treadmill plus smoking area .
Title: Re: Your TV licence fee
Post by: Octavia1 on March 04, 2021, 11:09:21 pm
Fuk sake ive just cracked every middle aged mans fantasy an was sharing it wit the lads an your giving out an then telling us all leo is lovely this an Arlene is a nutter an boris this an trump that an border this brexit that an all a load of bollix an I cracked the internet an was tellin use all how to see a bit of crumpets in the flesh an yu give out fuk ....wat the hell is wrong with yous ...are yis all gay or over the hill or wat sucking on dutch gold tins all nite an talkin bout gick ...


I trow me hat at this place ....fukin mad the lot of yis
Title: Re: Your TV licence fee
Post by: silverbullet on March 04, 2021, 11:11:09 pm
I'll not be searching the internet for that shite, erm... the UK Open is on ITV4. I guess I might watch it on RTE, supported by CBs licence fee, if the channel is on and the remote control is out of reach.

Your man that plays Mike Baldwin died recently so those scenes are well out of date.
Gerra birra exercise:











(https://i.postimg.cc/phC52RT5/20210303-233810.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/phC52RT5)


Silver I have a better equipped Gym in me shed than Ben Dunne .Multi Gym ,Kettlebells,Rowing machine,Exercise bike,Vibro plate and treadmill plus smoking area .
Does the rowing machine have an outboard motor so ya can take a breather?
Title: Re: Your TV licence fee
Post by: john m on March 04, 2021, 11:13:16 pm
Fuk sake ive just cracked every middle aged mans fantasy an was sharing it wit the lads an your giving out an then telling us all leo is lovely this an Arlene is a nutter an boris this an trump that an border this brexit that an all a load of bollix an I cracked the internet an was tellin use all how to see a bit of crumpets in the flesh an yu give out fuk ....wat the hell is wrong with yous ...are yis all gay or over the hill or wat sucking on dutch gold tins all nite an talkin bout gick ...


I trow me hat at this place ....fukin mad the lot of yis


Ah Occi the turps must be addeling your mind .Imagine Arlene whispering .What about ya Occi as she slaps your arse with the book of common prayer .
Title: Re: Your TV licence fee
Post by: Octavia1 on March 04, 2021, 11:14:03 pm
Now yis can talk about this
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Or yis can talk about this

(https://i.postimg.cc/m1sKPxMX/fuGlc1Vm.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/m1sKPxMX)

Which is it weirdos  :-X :-\ O0
Title: Re: Your TV licence fee
Post by: john m on March 04, 2021, 11:16:29 pm
Look at Arlene and her Anal chewing Looks .....
Title: Re: Your TV licence fee
Post by: Octavia1 on March 04, 2021, 11:16:50 pm
Fuk sake ive just cracked every middle aged mans fantasy an was sharing it wit the lads an your giving out an then telling us all leo is lovely this an Arlene is a nutter an boris this an trump that an border this brexit that an all a load of bollix an I cracked the internet an was tellin use all how to see a bit of crumpets in the flesh an yu give out fuk ....wat the hell is wrong with yous ...are yis all gay or over the hill or wat sucking on dutch gold tins all nite an talkin bout gick ...


I trow me hat at this place ....fukin mad the lot of yis


Ah Occi the turps must be addeling your mind .Imagine Arlene whispering .What about ya Occi as she slaps your arse with the book of common prayer .
I wouldnt piss on her if she was on fire .... shes like a bulldog chewing a wasp
Title: Re: Your TV licence fee
Post by: silverbullet on March 04, 2021, 11:22:04 pm
Now yis can talk about this
(https://i.postimg.cc/18j4xMh7/FB-IMG-1614872459079.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/18j4xMh7)

Or yis can talk about this

(https://i.postimg.cc/m1sKPxMX/fuGlc1Vm.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/m1sKPxMX)

Which is it weirdos  :-X :-\ O0
Paul Merton has let himself go! 8)
Title: Re: Your TV licence fee
Post by: Shallowhal on March 04, 2021, 11:26:44 pm
Can only imagine what she'd look like after some botox treatment!!
Title: Re: Your TV licence fee
Post by: john m on March 04, 2021, 11:30:54 pm
Getting back to the Telly anybody watch Last of the Summer Wine today its the episode where nothing happened .
Title: Re: Your TV licence fee
Post by: Shallowhal on March 04, 2021, 11:35:31 pm
Getting back to the Telly anybody watch Last of the Summer Wine today its the episode where nothing happened .

Nah...was busy helping my neighbour move a ton of stone filling into his back garden,physically and mentally rewarding!!
Title: Re: Your TV licence fee
Post by: john m on March 04, 2021, 11:45:39 pm
Getting back to the Telly anybody watch Last of the Summer Wine today its the episode where nothing happened .

Nah...was busy helping my neighbour move a ton of stone filling into his back garden,physically and mentally rewarding!!

I will be bolloxed on Saturday .I havent done a hard days work in about 15 years .Last time I did a bit I was clearing out a shed on the side of the house tripped and fractured my kneecap thats about two years ago still fucked havent walked a mile since then .Got a decent Gym in the shed but its as boring as fuck .Its a slippery slope once you stop exercising .
Title: Re: Your TV licence fee
Post by: Shallowhal on March 04, 2021, 11:52:43 pm
At least you'll know which muscles haven't moved in 15yrs....all of them!!
Title: Re: Your TV licence fee
Post by: silverbullet on March 05, 2021, 12:35:42 am
Can only imagine what she'd look like after some botox treatment!!
I think you put the letter T in there,  where two L's belong! 8)
Title: Re: Your TV licence fee
Post by: john m on March 05, 2021, 03:32:01 pm
In todays episode of Last of the Summer Wine again nothing happened .I only watch it for the scenery Im fed up looking out the window at pebbledashed walls .
Title: Re: Your TV licence fee
Post by: Shallowhal on March 05, 2021, 05:01:48 pm
In todays episode of Last of the Summer Wine again nothing happened .I only watch it for the scenery Im fed up looking out the window at pebbledashed walls .

A dose of the scutters again John.....get an early night tonight,busy day ahead of ye tomorrow!!