Irish Taxi Forum
Public Area => Taxi Talk => Topic started by: silverbullet on March 14, 2021, 03:57:37 pm
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Having a clear out and thought this might be up your street?
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Ah SB, your too kind, Bernard one of the greatest.
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Ah SB, your too kind, Bernard one of the greatest.
Printed in 1981. You're welcome to it. Just dm an address and I'll pop it in the post.
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One of my favourite Bernard Manning jokes.
Irish family were in the sitting room one evening with the kids crouched around the telly and the old fella says to the wife "Brigid, close your legs! The k, i, d, s, can see your cunt."
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One of my favourite Bernard Manning jokes.
Irish family were in the sitting room one evening with the kids crouched around the telly and the old fella says to the wife "Brigid, close your legs! The k, i, d, s, can see your cunt."
Deadly.
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One of my favourite Bernard Manning jokes.
Irish family were in the sitting room one evening with the kids crouched around the telly and the old fella says to the wife "Brigid, close your legs! The k, i, d, s, can see your cunt."
Deadly.
Woman at the Doctors, Doctor says " I'm afraid to tell you Mrs Murphy but you've got Syphilis ".
She say "Oh, I must have got it from a toilet seat".
Doc says " Well, you must have been chewing it cos it's your gums!!" rofl
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Ah SB, your too kind, Bernard one of the greatest.
Printed in 1981. You're welcome to it. Just dm an address and I'll pop it in the post.
I'll pass SB but thank you for the kind offer.
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Ah SB, your too kind, Bernard one of the greatest.
Printed in 1981. You're welcome to it. Just dm an address and I'll pop it in the post.
I'll pass SB but thank you for the kind offer.
No worries. I'll offer it to the Brendan O'Carroll museum of plagiarised jokes!! 8)
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I remember he sounded so angry telling this one
Man says to his wife: ‘Pack your bags, I’ve won the pools.’ She says: ‘What should I pack? Something light, something warm? Where are we going?’ He says: ‘We’re going nowhere. Just pack your bags and fuck off.’
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A woman goes to her doctor with a bit of lettuce hanging out of her pussy.
Doc say's "that looks nasty".
She say's "Nasty?, it's just the tip of the iceberg"
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Any more Stoned......??
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There was two tampons walking down the road the other day guess what they said to each other ?
Nothing cause they’re both stuck up cunts
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Ha ha ... are you a pre dereg driver....Cos all I used to get from lads in the Jacksi was Tell us another joke...or did you hear this one Taximan....It was a tradition that Taximen could roll off the jokes on a Friday/Sat. night......
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Ha ha ... are you a pre dereg driver....Cos all I used to get from lads in the Jacksi was Tell us another joke...or did you hear this one Taximan....It was a tradition that Taximen could roll off the jokes on a Friday/Sat. night......
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A Classic
A man just moved in to his new appartment and goes down to the hallway to collect his mail. When he is on the way back a young woman in a bathrobe steps out of the appartment next to the elevator. They start talking and suddenly her bathrobe opens slightly and he can see she is wearing nothing underneath. While he gets more and more aroused he tries to keep eye contact. After a few minutes she puts her hand on his arm and says with an erotic voice: "lets go inside, I hear someone coming."
He follows her inside and after she closed the door she drops the robe completely. While standing before him completely naked she whispers: "What do you think is the best part of my body?" With a red head and a husky voice he says:" well I think your ears" She answers amazed and a bit offended: "My ears? Look at these boobs, these thighs, this pretty ass and this tight pussy! How can my ears be the best part of my body?" After which the man stutters:" well that's logical, you said when we were standing in the hallway that you hears someone coming. That someone was me!
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laffin.