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Public Area => Taxi Talk => Topic started by: john m on April 09, 2021, 12:13:29 pm
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Prince Philip is dead .Wonder will the young Loyalists up North Riot Tonight ....
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Prince Philip is dead .Wonder will the young Loyalists up North Riot Tonight ....
R.I.P.
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Never met him...Saw him lashing down the Guinness in the Hop Store on the RTE NoNews1 a while back...Couldnt get him away from it...could say more buht Id be banned by Ad
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Never met him...Saw him lashing down the Guinness in the Hop Store on the RTE NoNews1 a while back...Couldnt get him away from it...could say more buht Id be banned by Ad
If they are not banning me Mr Boola I think you can post away .
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Never met him...Saw him lashing down the Guinness in the Hop Store on the RTE NoNews1 a while back...Couldnt get him away from it...could say more buht Id be banned by Ad
If they are not banning me Mr Boola I think you can post away .
You've got to love the gaffes. https://inews.co.uk/light-relief/jokes/prince-phillip-duke-of-edinburgh-birthday-98-gaffes-98-years-10305
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“What are you doing here?” he asked Simon Kelner, editor of The Independent, at Windsor Castle reception in 2002. “I was invited, sir.” Philip: “Well, you didn’t have to come.”
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Going to be interesting Will he have a Covid Funeral limited to 25 or will it be a Storey Type Funeral with men inn black walking with the hearse ?
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He was very funny at times but unintentionally so... The product of inbreeding he was somewhat retarded...
Explains his lack of pc correctness which was refreshing because he was forgiven because of his age and position and for that reason yu can't be too harsh on him in my book.... In fact i had a fondness for the poor owl cnut his racism was honest an he was a primitive nazi.....
I think it was him who asked the Harry's mot wud she make sure that the sprog wasn't brown wen she cooked it in the oven as it be a bit. Of embarrassissment ....
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Have the Brits got Hotel Concentration Camps if so can they get him in the Clay before Harry gets out of the Ritz Goulag ?
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Dear Leader...in waiting.
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Will Harry and Megan be welcome at funeral
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Have the Brits got Hotel Concentration Camps if so can they get him in the Clay before Harry gets out of the Ritz Goulag ?
I'll tell yu watll happen to poor owl Harry Johnny..... Harry has burned his bridges.... Its clear his mot is borderline personality disordered...even her own da doesn't talk to her . That is.... She'll. Make a career out of "im a victim" .
Combined wit the fact she's an afro American an feeding off the whole blm ' I'm a victim' industry..... She's onto a very lucrative career in America.... But poor owl Harry doesn't see the divorce coming very soon atall atall..... Hé doesn't realise that he's been used an just a pawn in a psychos life....... Heel bé stranded in America..... Hé won't starve but heel become a figure of hate an will head back home to briny wit his tail between his legs wondering how the fuk it all went so terribly wrong an how he was so stupit
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Billy Connolly told a great story about a time he went for dinner in a castle with a loada toffs.
Part 1 Billy Connolly ~ Chritmas Dinner part1/2 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZRXNoeCjQY&t=0m0s#)
Part 2 Billy Connolly ~ Chritmas Dinner part2/2 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Y1YRC92rqk&t=0m0s#)
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"If it has got four legs and it is not a chair, if it has got two wings and it flies but is not an aeroplane, and if it swims and it is not a submarine, the Chinese will eat it." (Prince phillip at a 1986 World Wildlife Fund meeting).
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"If it has got four legs and it is not a chair, if it has got two wings and it flies but is not an aeroplane, and if it swims and it is not a submarine, the Chinese will eat it." (Prince phillip at a 1986 World Wildlife Fund meeting).
How prescient. 8)
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He wasn't called the Gabby Duke for nothin...
he said to British students in China on a state visit that they shouldn't stay in China too long because he thought he'd leave with "Slitty eyes"“
British women can’t cook” – in Britain in 1966.
“What do you gargle with – pebbles?” – speaking to singer Tom Jones after the 1969 Royal Variety Performance.
“I declare this thing open, whatever it is” – on a visit to Canada in 1969.
“Everybody was saying we must have more leisure. Now they are complaining they are unemployed” – during the 1981 recession“It looks like a tart’s bedroom” – on seeing plans for Prince Andrew and Sarah Ferguson’s house at Sunninghill Park in 1988.
“Yak, yak, yak; come on, get a move on” – shouted from the deck of the Royal Yacht Britannia in Belize in 1994 to the Queen, who was chatting to her hosts on the quayside.
“We didn’t have counsellors rushing around every time somebody let off a gun, asking ‘Are you all right? Are you sure you don’t have a ghastly problem?’ You just got on with it” – about the Second World War, commenting on modern stress counselling for servicemen in 1995
“How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to get them through the test?” – to a driving instructor in Oban, Scotland, during a 1995 walkabout.
“If a cricketer, for instance, suddenly decided to go into a school and batter a lot of people to death with a cricket bat, which he could do very easily, I mean, are you going to ban cricket bats?” – in 1996, amid calls to ban firearms after the Dunblane shooting.
“Bloody silly fool!” – in 1997, referring to a Cambridge University car park attendant who did not recognise him.
“It looks as if it was put in by an Indian” – pointing at an old-fashioned fusebox in a factory near Edinburgh in 1999.
“Deaf? If you are near there, no wonder you are deaf” – to young deaf people in Cardiff in 1999, referring to a school’s steel band.
There's loads more.
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And I taught this posting was about Phil Taylor's comeback in the darts
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And I taught this posting was about Phil Taylor's comeback in the darts
This Phil won't be making any comeback!!
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He wasn't called the Gabby Duke for nothin...
he said to British students in China on a state visit that they shouldn't stay in China too long because he thought he'd leave with "Slitty eyes"“
British women can’t cook” – in Britain in 1966.
“What do you gargle with – pebbles?” – speaking to singer Tom Jones after the 1969 Royal Variety Performance.
“I declare this thing open, whatever it is” – on a visit to Canada in 1969.
“Everybody was saying we must have more leisure. Now they are complaining they are unemployed” – during the 1981 recession“It looks like a tart’s bedroom” – on seeing plans for Prince Andrew and Sarah Ferguson’s house at Sunninghill Park in 1988.
“Yak, yak, yak; come on, get a move on” – shouted from the deck of the Royal Yacht Britannia in Belize in 1994 to the Queen, who was chatting to her hosts on the quayside.
“We didn’t have counsellors rushing around every time somebody let off a gun, asking ‘Are you all right? Are you sure you don’t have a ghastly problem?’ You just got on with it” – about the Second World War, commenting on modern stress counselling for servicemen in 1995
“How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to get them through the test?” – to a driving instructor in Oban, Scotland, during a 1995 walkabout.
“If a cricketer, for instance, suddenly decided to go into a school and batter a lot of people to death with a cricket bat, which he could do very easily, I mean, are you going to ban cricket bats?” – in 1996, amid calls to ban firearms after the Dunblane shooting.
“Bloody silly fool!” – in 1997, referring to a Cambridge University car park attendant who did not recognise him.
“It looks as if it was put in by an Indian” – pointing at an old-fashioned fusebox in a factory near Edinburgh in 1999.
“Deaf? If you are near there, no wonder you are deaf” – to young deaf people in Cardiff in 1999, referring to a school’s steel band.
There's loads more.
Brilliant stuff. Pity we'll only have Bertie Ahern to look back and laugh at. 8)
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Going to be interesting Will he have a Covid Funeral limited to 25 or will it be a Storey Type Funeral with men inn black walking with the hearse ?
He said "every time I think about being 99, I Scream".
They expect Hundreds and Thousands at the funeral. 8)
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I think you're a bit flakey....next you'll be sayin there'll be banana boats on the Thames....a load of screwballs...the lorra yis!!
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https://waterfordwhispersnews.com/2021/04/09/greek-immigrant-who-lived-off-welfare-dies-in-england/
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Harry is coming home for his brothers Grandfathers funeral .
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Harry is coming home for his brothers Grandfathers funeral .
Yeah, the mott's quack says that she's not fit to travel, nudge, nudge.
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Prefer this one Marky!!
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Prefer this one Marky!! They are not real....are they...swinging dodgy