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Title: Handbags at dawn
Post by: silverbullet on June 11, 2021, 12:10:21 am
https://www.sundayworld.com/crime/courts/mum-of-three-pleads-guilty-to-handling-11k-worth-of-stolen-high-end-handbags-40525369.html (https://www.sundayworld.com/crime/courts/mum-of-three-pleads-guilty-to-handling-11k-worth-of-stolen-high-end-handbags-40525369.html)
Title: Re: Handbags at dawn
Post by: Rat Catcher on June 11, 2021, 03:28:31 pm
Migrant?
Title: Re: Handbags at dawn
Post by: stonethecrows on June 15, 2021, 09:12:57 pm
A father in Iraq gifted his daughter a new handbag...


Daughter - "Thanks for the Baghdad"
Title: Re: Handbags at dawn
Post by: Octavia1 on June 15, 2021, 10:23:54 pm
A father in Iraq gifted his daughter a new handbag...


Daughter - "Thanks for the Baghdad"

 rofl
Title: Re: Handbags at dawn
Post by: silverbullet on June 15, 2021, 10:50:31 pm
A father in Iraq gifted his daughter a new handbag...


Daughter - "Thanks for the Baghdad"
A mate of mine was working for DHL in Baghdad.

A female colleague joined us in Carthy's pub.

I said, "Are you back from Baghdad as well?"

She said, "No, I'm from my Dad's bags!" rofl
Title: Re: Handbags at dawn
Post by: Dr. Martin Gooter Bling on June 16, 2021, 01:00:55 am
when the yanks invaded iraq saddam hussein made all the women shave their pubes off in a protest against bush.
Title: Re: Handbags at dawn
Post by: Cool Boola on June 16, 2021, 03:45:49 am
How did you get out of Iraq? ......... Iran

Title: Re: Handbags at dawn
Post by: Shallowhal on June 16, 2021, 10:28:29 am
Jaysus lads....if yis told those jokes in a schoolyard yisser be battered!!
Title: Re: Handbags at dawn
Post by: stonethecrows on June 16, 2021, 09:39:04 pm
Little Johnny was sitting in his class room when he looked out the window and saw two dogs screwing in the school yard.

He jumped up and hollered, "Hey, everyone look at that" The teacher ran to the window and pulled the blind.

A little girl in the front row said, "Teacher, what was those two dogs doing?

The teacher said that the dog on top had a broken leg, and the dog on the bottom was helping him get home.

Little Johnny then said, "Teacher, ain't that just like life, you try to help someone out and end up getting screwed?"
Title: Re: Handbags at dawn
Post by: Cool Boola on June 17, 2021, 12:06:31 am
 rofl rofl rofl