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Title: fathers day
Post by: john m on June 20, 2021, 10:36:53 pm
Im down the Flats with Big Dommo ,Billy the Bastard ,Tommy Two Scars ,The one we dont mention having Fathers day Breakfast ,Breakfast Rolls from the Monto on Sundrive and Lidil Cider in the playground and Bernie Cluxton joins us .She was going up to Mountjoy to visit her Ma then her Da for fathers Day .She was saying her Ma was like her Da when they were growing up because her Da was always locked up .Big Dommo said yer Ma will never be your Da men and women are not equal .She wanted to Fight Big Dommo .Dommo said Women will never be equal to men until they can walk with their bald head and beer bellies down the road and still look good .
Title: Re: fathers day
Post by: Shallowhal on June 21, 2021, 10:53:02 am
Sounds like the best Fathers day you've ever had John!!
Title: Re: fathers day
Post by: john m on June 21, 2021, 10:55:36 am
Quote from: Shallowhal on June 21, 2021, 10:53:02 am
Sounds like the best Fathers day you've ever had John!!

No that was 2002 I won a few quid in the toss school down the flats and Noleen Brophy from the far block made cake .
Title: Re: fathers day
Post by: Shallowhal on June 21, 2021, 10:57:07 am
No head from Noeleen then.....sounds shite!!
Title: Re: fathers day
Post by: john m on June 21, 2021, 11:40:40 am
Quote from: Shallowhal on June 21, 2021, 10:57:07 am
No head from Noeleen then.....sounds shite!!

Hal you need to get a notebook to remember all the names .Maro Mooney was the Blowjobbist Mouth wash Mary as me and Big Dommo use to call her as she was always spitting it out .I seen her last October in the Eurospar near the Flats age hasent been good to her weighs only about six stone and coughs like a two stroke Garelli 50cc motorbike starting on a cold morning .
Title: Re: fathers day
Post by: Cool Boola on June 21, 2021, 11:53:58 am
Did scratchin Haily Mary live down there...Usta have dandruff on it.....or maybe it was the salt from the chipper
Title: Re: fathers day
Post by: john m on June 21, 2021, 12:00:24 pm
Quote from: Cool Boola on June 21, 2021, 11:53:58 am
Did scratchin Haily Mary live down there...Usta have dandruff on it.....or maybe it was the salt from the chipper

Now Coola dont give away the venue dont want loads of taxis hanging around the flats .
Title: Re: fathers day
Post by: Shallowhal on June 21, 2021, 12:24:18 pm
Quote from: john m on June 21, 2021, 12:00:24 pm
Quote from: Cool Boola on June 21, 2021, 11:53:58 am
Did scratchin Haily Mary live down there...Usta have dandruff on it.....or maybe it was the salt from the chipper

Now Coola dont give away the venue dont want loads of taxis hanging around the flats .

I'd rather avail of Panels rusty mincer!!
Title: Re: fathers day
Post by: john m on June 21, 2021, 01:56:04 pm
Quote from: Shallowhal on June 21, 2021, 12:24:18 pm
Quote from: john m on June 21, 2021, 12:00:24 pm
Quote from: Cool Boola on June 21, 2021, 11:53:58 am
Did scratchin Haily Mary live down there...Usta have dandruff on it.....or maybe it was the salt from the chipper

Now Coola dont give away the venue dont want loads of taxis hanging around the flats .

I'd rather avail of Panels rusty mincer!!

I know Rusty Mincer Red head lad lives in the Gaffs behind the flats near the Londis