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Title: sunday garage
Post by: Dr. Martin Gooter Bling on July 17, 2021, 01:58:29 pm
does anybody know of any garage that opens sundays.
i had a cunt in the car last night who was going on about the chink virus.
i don't get on with me parents but that's not the point. i can't see them even if i wanted to because i'm a danger to them. we're all in this together or some bollocks he was sayin.
i could feel myself beginnin to throw the head and i pushed the car to about 150 up the M1 and a panel under the car half dislodged and it's rattlin like fuck under the car.
car sounds like a loud motorbike.
the 24/7 place in finglas is closed on sundays apparently.
Title: Re: sunday garage
Post by: Shallowhal on July 17, 2021, 02:03:47 pm
Probably just the plastic engine cover lost a few clips,if you have a couple of car ramps or hydraulic jack with axle stands,you could get under it and cable tie the mother fuker!!
Title: Re: sunday garage
Post by: Dr. Martin Gooter Bling on July 17, 2021, 02:10:18 pm
thats it but the cover is metal.
its metal vibrating against metal.
very loud.
i got rid of all my ramps and stands because all the neighbour women usta to be ringin wet lookin at me hooverin and workin on the fuckin car.
Title: Re: sunday garage
Post by: Shallowhal on July 17, 2021, 02:17:50 pm
Is it a bleedin tank you're driving?

I thought Octy was the only one on here with that first world problem? lol
Title: Re: sunday garage
Post by: Octavia1 on July 17, 2021, 02:28:28 pm
Is it a bleedin tank you're driving?

I thought Octy was the only one on here with that first world problem? lol

In me younger day hal ....I was dynamite....I remember wen I was bout 14 me ma used to carry a hurley with her to keep the young ones an ther mother's off me wen we used to go to guineys for me trousers........
Title: Re: sunday garage
Post by: silverbullet on July 18, 2021, 11:12:29 am
Careful or you could look like one of the Tallaght thieves:


(https://i.postimg.cc/bsZZr4v5/highway-of-death-iraq-95.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/bsZZr4v5)

p.s Did you get sorted?

I could ask my guy up in Castletimon Gardens.
Title: Re: sunday garage
Post by: Cool Boola on July 18, 2021, 12:29:17 pm
Im afraid I cany help on Sundays...Its agin me religion to work on the Scabby day. I think ifin you have some Muslim friends, then they might be able to help you out!
Title: Re: sunday garage
Post by: Dr. Martin Gooter Bling on July 18, 2021, 12:34:18 pm
yes i got it sorted thanks.
the same panel half came off around two years ago.
there was a freak downpour late one saturday night and i clattered in to a river that had formed on the road.
i slowly reversed out of it and then i heard the same loud metallic grinding noise.
i was bricking it i thought i was after destroying the engine.
Title: Re: sunday garage
Post by: Octavia1 on July 18, 2021, 01:19:09 pm
Careful or you could look like one of the Tallaght thieves:


(https://i.postimg.cc/bsZZr4v5/highway-of-death-iraq-95.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/bsZZr4v5)

p.s Did you get sorted?

I could ask my guy up in Castletimon Gardens.
Ah bullets...did yu have to show that  :(
Title: Re: sunday garage
Post by: silverbullet on July 18, 2021, 01:46:06 pm
Careful or you could look like one of the Tallaght thieves:


(https://i.postimg.cc/bsZZr4v5/highway-of-death-iraq-95.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/bsZZr4v5)

p.s Did you get sorted?

I could ask my guy up in Castletimon Gardens.
Ah bullets...did yu have to show that  :(
I thought you'd like it, being a war enthusiast and all.
Title: Re: sunday garage
Post by: Octavia1 on July 18, 2021, 02:18:42 pm
Apparently they had a torch an a screw driver on the coffin to celebrate his career ........ wat the fuk is wrong wit them ?

Title: Re: sunday garage
Post by: cruiser on July 18, 2021, 02:33:56 pm
maybe he is going to make a houdini
Title: Re: sunday garage
Post by: markmiwurdz on July 19, 2021, 08:51:04 am
Apparently they had a torch an a screw driver on the coffin to celebrate his career ........ wat the fuk is wrong wit them ?

Vermin pond life who would rob anything and everything around them and would not flinch at attacking elderly people in their own home.

Champions of their communities,that's what you're up against.
Title: Re: sunday garage
Post by: Rat Catcher on July 19, 2021, 12:41:42 pm
Try Fast Fit or one of those...
Title: Re: sunday garage
Post by: Cool Boola on July 19, 2021, 03:27:36 pm
Hey Look....Its Monday now
Title: Re: sunday garage
Post by: Rat Catcher on July 19, 2021, 09:47:32 pm
Give it 5 or 6 days.
Title: Re: sunday garage
Post by: Dr. Martin Gooter Bling on July 19, 2021, 10:50:06 pm
i fucked up big time. i lost track of the days.
i thought saturday was sunday and sunday was monday.
i gave it a hoosh with a broom in the morning but it came loose again and i went down to my mechanic and he was closed.
i thought maybe they skived off because of the lovely weather.
went around loadsa garages but they were all closed.
is it a bank holiday monday i was thinking.
looked at my phone and it said sunday.
bollocks how did it go outta whack i thought.
picked up an indian yungwan with a marvellous head of hair and turned the meter on and it went to the four euro rate.
i cudda got it properly fixed saturday afternoon but i thought it was sunday.
sittin there watchin pawn stars and all the dirtballoon sons pretendin to be experts on fine gick all day like a wanker.
Title: Re: sunday garage
Post by: markmiwurdz on July 20, 2021, 08:46:20 am
Too much stress Doc,you'll have to ease back on your work load..
Title: Re: sunday garage
Post by: Rat Catcher on July 20, 2021, 02:21:09 pm
I don't think we're allowed say Indian young lass these days, Doc... I believe the correct term is Delta variant young lady.
Title: Re: sunday garage
Post by: silverbullet on July 20, 2021, 08:50:53 pm
Apparently they had a torch an a screw driver on the coffin to celebrate his career ........ wat the fuk is wrong wit them ?
You do realise that picture was from desert storm?