Irish Taxi Forum
Public Area => Taxi Talk => Topic started by: silverbullet on September 13, 2021, 01:09:19 pm
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I began taxiing again last night.
I am reminded of a bad joke, about a man who dies and goes to hell, where he is given three choices of how to spend eternity. In room one, it's the classic version, the evil-doers being engulfed by fire and brimstone. In room two, people are being devoured by wild beasts. In room three, people are standing around in waist-deep shit, drinking coffee. The man chooses option three. He wanders over to a big coffee urn, gets himself a cup of coffee, takes a sip and is feeling pretty good about his decision. And then there is an announcement over a loudspeaker: "Attention! The coffee break is over! Back on your heads!" 8)
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I began taxiing again last night.
I am reminded of a bad joke, about a man who dies and goes to hell, where he is given three choices of how to spend eternity. In room one, it's the classic version, the evil-doers being engulfed by fire and brimstone. In room two, people are being devoured by wild beasts. In room three, people are standing around in waist-deep shit, drinking coffee. The man chooses option three. He wanders over to a big coffee urn, gets himself a cup of coffee, takes a sip and is feeling pretty good about his decision. And then there is an announcement over a loudspeaker: "Attention! The coffee break is over! Back on your heads!" 8)
In reality, I did four jobs.
The first one was a normal person who sat in the back, behind the sneeze guard and wore a mask.
The second had obviously just put out a cigarette and pulled a polo neck up over his face.
The third was two east Finglas guys who, one may have worn a mask, one definitely didn't. (although both sat in the back behind the screen with the windows cracked open, surprising because they were both sniffling)
The last fare was normal, sitting in the back, masked and cracked window.
75% compliance wasn't too bad I guess.
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It's all a loada bollocks.
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You'll capitulate after a week or 2 wen they won't wear the mask ..again ....know thine enemy....ide rather take sheep in me taxi than humanoid ape cnuts >:(
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It's all a loada bollocks.
What's with the nudey man arse avatar DMG ?
You advertising or wa ?
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That's the hole he talks out of rofl
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rofl rofl
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A bit gay ifn ye ask me!!
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A bit gay ifn ye ask me!!
The Doc is saying he's up at the crack of Don! 8)
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A bit gay ifn ye ask me!!
The Doc is saying he's up at the crack of Don! 8)
I'd say he UP to his bollox!!
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A bit gay ifn ye ask me!!
The Doc is saying he's up at the crack of Don! 8)
I'd say he UP to his bollox!!
It's all a load of black bollix ...
Is the doctor into goolies an sausage ?
Jeeze ther all at it
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Another feather in his
cap duster!!
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Another feather in his cap duster!!
It's obvious Doc's life is a loada bollix with knobs on! 8)
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Yeah! And one day he won’t be here ever again,,,,,so he better get on with it an stop writing BOLLIX
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It's all a loada bollocks.
What's with the nudey man arse avatar DMG ?
You advertising or wa ?
i usta stick dodgy pictures under driver's cars and they'd get a lovely suprise when the car was put on a lift by their mechanic a few months later. butt naked fergals was a bit of a trademark of mine. you can't beat a prank with a delayed fuse on it.
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There yis go, youse dossers could have been doing something green with yer heaps.
https://apnews.com/article/lifestyle-health-business-thailand-gardening-94e6376a9b0ed616ba3b203f8c503a46
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Ye got som erb man?
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There yis go, youse dossers could have been doing something green with yer heaps.
https://apnews.com/article/lifestyle-health-business-thailand-gardening-94e6376a9b0ed616ba3b203f8c503a46
Good idea for Ebbs or Stuart. It's important not to let the grass grow under your feet. 8)
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Back to grass roots
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Back to grass roots
Thai grass roots:
(https://i.postimg.cc/LhbB7Vt9/Thai-Stick-Cover-800x500.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/LhbB7Vt9)
Enough to give Horse a boner. 8)
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lol lol lol