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Public Area => Taxi Talk => Topic started by: silverbullet on October 11, 2021, 07:41:38 pm

Title: Afrikaaner at Heuston
Post by: silverbullet on October 11, 2021, 07:41:38 pm
You'd hope that leaving South Africa for a better life in Europe was a step up. Not so apparently.

I was picking the Missus, sister-in-law, and wife up at the Liffey side of Heuston when Mr. Hi-Viz shouted that I can't pick up there and that I might get a picture in the post and a fine.

I told him that I've never paid a fine in 25 years and it's too late to start now.

Imagine doing that job? It's like Ermy shouting into bins! 8)

Title: Re: Afrikaaner at Heuston
Post by: Dr. Martin Gooter Bling on October 11, 2021, 08:20:27 pm
what's the cunt's demeanour like.
is he grumpy petulant sad case?
Title: Re: Afrikaaner at Heuston
Post by: Shallowhal on October 11, 2021, 08:27:42 pm
You were pickin up the Missus.....and the wife?.....and throwin in the sister in law for good measure.
Title: Re: Afrikaaner at Heuston
Post by: Octavia1 on October 12, 2021, 12:05:03 am
Fine from who's authority C:-)?  thee airport I tink  has ther own authority law tingy  for security reasons an uses that excuse to shift ya pickin up but
CIE ?
Title: Re: Afrikaaner at Heuston
Post by: markmiwurdz on October 12, 2021, 06:07:51 am
We had a thread here not long ago about the grumpy grey  haired **** in there at the entrance,difference of opinion was had but my take is that while it's state owned they- Iaranroid Eireann have opened it to the public as a public right of way/access.This means they can stop you parking up and touting for business but not stopping for someone who hails you as you drive by.
Title: Re: Afrikaaner at Heuston
Post by: Octavia1 on October 12, 2021, 07:16:32 am
Yea but marko they can't fine ya in a million tears ....earwig road eirinn don't have ther own police force an by laws like the air  port .....trespass an clamping maybe but not a fine ....
Wers the great wizard jonny m?
Heed know ....
Anyway time for ....a .....bit of ... a sleep.....very ....ea.... ::sleep
Title: Re: Afrikaaner at Heuston
Post by: silverbullet on October 12, 2021, 01:57:00 pm
Yea but marko they can't fine ya in a million tears ....earwig road eirinn don't have ther own police force an by laws like the air  port .....trespass an clamping maybe but not a fine ....
Wers the great wizard jonny m?
Heed know ....
Anyway time for ....a .....bit of ... a sleep.....very ....ea.... ::sleep

The photos are passed onto Eddie Fullerton and the boys. They decide if a major crime was committed. In the current climate, I doubt whether they really care, given that half of the fleet is not linked to the App'.

Title: Re: Afrikaaner at Heuston
Post by: Belker on October 13, 2021, 01:09:10 am
..... I was picking the Missus, sister-in-law, and wife up ......
Explain this line to us SB ?
I understand "the Misses",
I also understand "sister-in-law" as your brother's wife,
But who is this "wife" that you speak of ?
Title: Re: Afrikaaner at Heuston
Post by: Dr. Martin Gooter Bling on October 13, 2021, 01:14:32 am
most taximen would have a quare wan ken.
like the mafia men would have a goomah.
Title: Re: Afrikaaner at Heuston
Post by: Octavia1 on October 13, 2021, 11:53:39 am
I think most owlfellas have an " imaginary wife"  she's slim wit perky boobs, tight ass, is a nymphomaniac but only has eyes for you  , smiles all day an says nuttin has a rich daddy an cooks like Gordon ramsay an can service a lawn mowers,  change an
electric  plug, an picks ya up from the pub wen yur pissed ......


The other cunt is the misses  :-X
Title: Re: Afrikaaner at Heuston
Post by: silverbullet on October 13, 2021, 07:31:24 pm
..... I was picking the Missus, sister-in-law, and wife up ......
Explain this line to us SB ?
I understand "the Misses",
I also understand "sister-in-law" as your brother's wife,
But who is this "wife" that you speak of ?
My bad. What I should have written was wife, sister-in-law, and Madra-in-law! 8)
Title: Re: Afrikaaner at Heuston
Post by: Octavia1 on October 13, 2021, 08:58:43 pm
..... I was picking the Missus, sister-in-law, and wife up ......
Explain this line to us SB ?
I understand "the Misses",
I also understand "sister-in-law" as your brother's wife,
But who is this "wife" that you speak of ?
My bad. What I should have written was wife, sister-in-law, and Madra-in-law! 8)
lol
Title: Re: Afrikaaner at Heuston
Post by: Belker on October 14, 2021, 05:55:08 pm
..... I was picking the Missus, sister-in-law, and wife up ......
Explain this line to us SB ?
I understand "the Misses",
I also understand "sister-in-law" as your brother's wife,
But who is this "wife" that you speak of ?
My bad. What I should have written was wife, sister-in-law, and Madra-in-law! 8)
Most thankfully I have none of the above in my life !   lol
Title: Re: Afrikaaner at Heuston
Post by: silverbullet on October 14, 2021, 06:53:05 pm
..... I was picking the Missus, sister-in-law, and wife up ......
Explain this line to us SB ?
I understand "the Misses",
I also understand "sister-in-law" as your brother's wife,
But who is this "wife" that you speak of ?
My bad. What I should have written was wife, sister-in-law, and Madra-in-law! 8)
Most thankfully I have none of the above in my life !   lol
Well I have. No Judge would convict me for picking them up at Heuston, hell hath no fury and all that!! rofl
Title: Re: Afrikaaner at Heuston
Post by: Belker on October 14, 2021, 07:58:36 pm
.....   My bad. What I should have written was wife, sister-in-law, and Madra-in-law! 8)
What I used to commonly refer to back in the day as the; "Wicked Stepmother and the Two ugly sisters" !  rofl