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Public Area => Taxi Talk => Topic started by: Belker on October 23, 2021, 09:11:09 am

Title: New Pub gargling rules.
Post by: Belker on October 23, 2021, 09:11:09 am
As was fully expected in Cork last night fer the Jazz festival, all rules went out the window !
From the many customers I brought home after closing time all the pubs they were in allowed customers anywhere to dance, and all bar counters were six deep after midnight. It was exactly the same as a pre-covid Jazz night !
Title: Re: New Pub gargling rules.
Post by: Shallowhal on October 23, 2021, 10:52:55 am
Same with Coppers....that was more a Jizz Festival!!
Title: Re: New Pub gargling rules.
Post by: Cool Boola on October 23, 2021, 11:36:28 am
The flood gates are open……
Title: Re: New Pub gargling rules.
Post by: Belker on October 23, 2021, 12:20:45 pm
The official requirement was that folk should queue in an orderly fashion at the bar counter maintaining the required 2M social distancing !

I would love to meet the person that drafted that requirement as I still have just a few of my MAGIC BEANS left to sell !

It was Mayhem down here from mid evening till about 4am in the morning and it will be the same tonight and tomorrow night and the best of luck to them with the stoopid booking shite from next weekend on.

Either open the pubs or close them, half measures DO NOT WORK !!
Title: Re: New Pub gargling rules.
Post by: markmiwurdz on October 23, 2021, 12:29:29 pm
Same with Coppers....that was more a Jizz Festival!!


Oh you are awful..... ::fuck ::fuck
Title: Re: New Pub gargling rules.
Post by: Tony on October 23, 2021, 01:08:25 pm
Hopefully there will be another lockdown before Christmas, have any of yis seen the M50 lately? It's worser than before
Title: Re: New Pub gargling rules.
Post by: Shallowhal on October 23, 2021, 01:31:18 pm
Hopefully there will be another lockdown before Christmas, have any of yis seen the M50 lately? It's worser than before

It's pure shite Tony.....mainly cos of them aticumalated trucks anall!!
Title: Re: New Pub gargling rules.
Post by: Tony on October 23, 2021, 03:18:08 pm
Hopefully there will be another lockdown before Christmas, have any of yis seen the M50 lately? It's worser than before

It's pure shite Tony.....mainly cos of them aticumalated trucks anall!!


Trucker scum are the  hero's that keep food in the shops when yis were all under house arrest
Title: Re: New Pub gargling rules.
Post by: John m on October 23, 2021, 05:27:17 pm
Wake the Fuck up .The Irish council for civil liberties said that the Governments service card was illegal so now they have replaced it with a Q code .You now need to download a digital ticket to go to a late bar (fucked if you dont have a clever phone )
Now the Government have your name and PPSI number linked to your bank account that you gave them to get Corvid Coin linked to your phone number .Think about Slainte Care if you need to register for a gargle will the Government refuse you medical attention or sell off your data to an Insurance company based on how often you drink .Dont forget this government have already used Medical services against the people when they denied partners access to hospitals even if they were vaccinated .


You now have to give your barman more information to get a pint than you have to give a bank to get a Million Euro Mortgage .GET A FUCKING GUN .
Title: Re: New Pub gargling rules.
Post by: John m on October 23, 2021, 05:55:16 pm
Im down the flats playing Ponners in the Pramsheds with Big Dommo ,Billy the Bastars .Noleen Scully and some youngfella with a fake Rolex and Bridie Burbridge is walking down the Stairs in a wedding dress she says she is going out on the piss with Bronko Kelly neither of them have certs but you dont need a cert to attend a wedding reception so her and her mates are letting on they are getting married and anybody without a cert can attend the barman said as long as they buy sandwiches for the reception that will all be legal .You couldnt make up this shite .DJ Skidmark will be dropping Minimal Techno from 8.30 till late .
Title: Re: New Pub gargling rules.
Post by: watty on October 23, 2021, 06:24:38 pm
Think about Slainte Care if you need to register for a gargle will the Government refuse you medical attention or sell off your data to an Insurance company based on how often you drink .

Those 20 pints on my account?  I'm very generous.  I had one pint myself and I bought 19 pints for everyone else in the bar at the time  lol
Title: Re: New Pub gargling rules.
Post by: John m on October 23, 2021, 06:38:29 pm
Think about Slainte Care if you need to register for a gargle will the Government refuse you medical attention or sell off your data to an Insurance company based on how often you drink .

Those 20 pints on my account?  I'm very generous.  I had one pint myself and I bought 19 pints for everyone else in the bar at the time  lol

Strange one You can spend as long as you like in a Museum or Art Gallery without logging in .I wonder whats the story if you go racing .There are no restrictions on outdoor events but do you need a drinking pass to go to the bar ?Will you be able to get Porter in Lansdown when we play Portugal ?
Title: Re: New Pub gargling rules.
Post by: Shallowhal on October 23, 2021, 06:42:37 pm
He's back,he's back,he's back with a bang,the undisputed king of mattressy land!!
Title: Re: New Pub gargling rules.
Post by: Octavia1 on October 24, 2021, 12:33:43 am
He's back,he's back,he's back with a bang,the undisputed king of mattressy land!!

Thank fuk O:-)
 ......place wasn't the same without ya Johnny.....
All the bullies wer talkin shite bout taxis ...borin as fuk ....welcome back ..the sunshine has emerged from the clouds of commoner garden monotonous gobbledegook shop talk ....me happiness insanity index is gone to 10 again .....
I was only readin the gick on here since yu wer gone to put meself to sleep for me naps .........that ...yawn ....ehh reminds me ...zzzzzz  ::sleep
Title: Re: New Pub gargling rules.
Post by: Bob Shillin on October 24, 2021, 05:28:39 am
Ar ais aris, ta failte romhat Sean.
Title: Re: New Pub gargling rules.
Post by: markmiwurdz on October 24, 2021, 09:58:42 am
He's back,he's back,he's back with a bang,the undisputed king of mattressy land!!

Thank fuk O:-)
 ......place wasn't the same without ya Johnny.....
All the bullies wer talkin shite bout taxis ...borin as fuk ....welcome back ..the sunshine has emerged from the clouds of commoner garden monotonous gobbledegook shop talk ....me happiness insanity index is gone to 10 again .....
I was only readin the gick on here since yu wer gone to put meself to sleep for me naps .........that ...yawn ....ehh reminds me ...zzzzzz  ::sleep


Your wingman is back Octy.. lol
Title: Re: New Pub gargling rules.
Post by: Belker on October 25, 2021, 12:14:51 pm
Ar ais aris, ta failte romhat Sean.
I'll go along with that !
Fáilte ar ais John M.
Title: Re: New Pub gargling rules.
Post by: mercenary for hire on October 25, 2021, 12:28:09 pm
Fuk off Erm ya whinging bastard...

Yis can translate that into any language ya like..
Title: Re: New Pub gargling rules.
Post by: Belker on October 25, 2021, 12:32:25 pm
Fuk off Erm ya whinging bastard...

Yis can translate that into any language ya like..
Pot, Kettle, Black !!  lol
Title: Re: New Pub gargling rules.
Post by: mercenary for hire on October 25, 2021, 12:49:32 pm
For the first time in weeks I've started to scroll again.Nothing lasts forever.
Title: Re: New Pub gargling rules.
Post by: Octavia1 on October 25, 2021, 03:58:58 pm
He's back,he's back,he's back with a bang,the undisputed king of mattressy land!!

Thank fuk O:-)
 ......place wasn't the same without ya Johnny.....
All the bullies wer talkin shite bout taxis ...borin as fuk ....welcome back ..the sunshine has emerged from the clouds of commoner garden monotonous gobbledegook shop talk ....me happiness insanity index is gone to 10 again .....
I was only readin the gick on here since yu wer gone to put meself to sleep for me naps .........that ...yawn ....ehh reminds me ...zzzzzz  ::sleep


Your wingman is back Octy.. lol

I'm lookin forward to the annual taxi drivers mensa clubs Christmas conundrum question  competition marko ......now I'll have a worthy adversary...
Where I use me vast scientific education an  knowledge to win yet again .....an Johnny comes 2nd on intuition an workin man's common sense an above average IQ  ....an horse youtubes blue Peter lookin for answers an doodles on the back of the beano ...

Title: Re: New Pub gargling rules.
Post by: John m on October 25, 2021, 05:02:05 pm
@ Octo as a member of the aforementioned Fellowship .Have you applied for your medical card yet ?based on last years earnings you will get a Doctor visit card .You could go see him about your strange Secadian Rhythm based sleep pattern .
Title: Re: New Pub gargling rules.
Post by: Shallowhal on October 25, 2021, 05:41:18 pm
If octy just had a wank his Secadian(sic) Rhythm would be grand!!
Title: Re: New Pub gargling rules.
Post by: Octavia1 on October 25, 2021, 06:51:04 pm
Interesting ....medical card  ... can we get that now ?
.yea I mite apply but me health  is grand  .......me head is banjaxed tho for yers now  ....hard to prove sometimes ....the last time I was in the looney bin for a rest ( an the opportunities to meet mad owlones cause nice girls are borin  )  the black doctor told me there was nuttin  they cud do for me anymore ......so I told him to use sun cream next time an packed up me bag of marbles an said goodbye to yo yo knickers an hand shandy mandy  ......I just call her philis on account of she lost an eye from the untreated syphilis ...poor cnut

Lovely birds .....
Very sleepy weather isn't it ?
 ::sleep 
Title: Re: New Pub gargling rules.
Post by: silverbullet on October 25, 2021, 06:54:33 pm
He's back,he's back,he's back with a bang,the undisputed king of mattressy land!!

Thank fuk O:-)
 ......place wasn't the same without ya Johnny.....
All the bullies wer talkin shite bout taxis ...borin as fuk ....welcome back ..the sunshine has emerged from the clouds of commoner garden monotonous gobbledegook shop talk ....me happiness insanity index is gone to 10 again .....
I was only readin the gick on here since yu wer gone to put meself to sleep for me naps .........that ...yawn ....ehh reminds me ...zzzzzz  ::sleep
I'm surprised Ermy didn't start his own page.
Title: Re: New Pub gargling rules.
Post by: markmiwurdz on October 25, 2021, 08:43:05 pm
Interesting ....medical card  ... can we get that now ?
.yea I mite apply but me health  is grand  .......me head is banjaxed tho for yers now  ....hard to prove sometimes ....the last time I was in the looney bin for a rest ( an the opportunities to meet mad owlones cause nice girls are borin  )  the black doctor told me there was nuttin  they cud do for me anymore ......so I told him to use sun cream next time an packed up me bag of marbles an said goodbye to yo yo knickers an hand shandy mandy  ......I just call her philis on account of she lost an eye from the untreated syphilis ...poor cnut

Lovely birds .....
Very sleepy weather isn't it ?
 ::sleep


Think your vast wealth would preclude you from a medical card in the means test.... ::fuck ::fuck
Title: Re: New Pub gargling rules.
Post by: Octavia1 on October 25, 2021, 09:21:39 pm
Interesting ....medical card  ... can we get that now ?
.yea I mite apply but me health  is grand  .......me head is banjaxed tho for yers now  ....hard to prove sometimes ....the last time I was in the looney bin for a rest ( an the opportunities to meet mad owlones cause nice girls are borin  )  the black doctor told me there was nuttin  they cud do for me anymore ......so I told him to use sun cream next time an packed up me bag of marbles an said goodbye to yo yo knickers an hand shandy mandy  ......I just call her philis on account of she lost an eye from the untreated syphilis ...poor cnut

Lovely birds .....
Very sleepy weather isn't it ?
 ::sleep


Think your vast wealth would preclude you from a medical card in the means test.... ::fuck ::fuck

I wish marko ....I wish .....
Title: Re: New Pub gargling rules.
Post by: John m on October 25, 2021, 09:26:26 pm
Use your tax return from last year I think the cut off point for a Doctor only medical card is about 270 a week .
Title: Re: New Pub gargling rules.
Post by: Octavia1 on October 25, 2021, 09:30:29 pm
Use your tax return from last year I think the cut off point for a Doctor only medical card is about 270 a week .

Great stuff  :D