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Public Area => Taxi Talk => Topic started by: John m on November 29, 2021, 05:52:55 am
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Whats your impression are we going back to Lockdown ?I think pubs will be back to early closing 10.OC Restaurants and Hotels restricted in Numbers Schools off early for christmas .
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It's like Brexit John......who the fuk really knows!!
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Some lads with Kids might be better off Parking up and Going on the Dole claim for the Kids and their hen .Its fucking shambolic if your on the PUP your on the PUP but if your off it then Fuck you .Dr Hooligan loves to do stuff just because he can .Dr Leo and Jack Lynches Ghost are nowhere to be seen any excuse to try to reduce movement seems to be taken .
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I think the Gov would love to go to Lockdown again, but they just can't afford to put the leisure industry workers or the building workers, Etc back on the PUP again ??
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Dont think they will lock Down Ken but Dr Hooligan hates the Garglers will take any opportunity to restrict drinking time .Read in todays paper about 90% of hotels have had cancellations .Young Nodger was delivering Gargle to pubs in Wicklow got his notice last week .I suppose pubs and Hotels are well stocked and cant be overstocked if they are not sure what the Hooligan will do .Professor Mills and Boons from Trinity says get the booster vax it will protect you from the Ominous version .Lying cunt how does he know when they havent sequenced it yet ?unless they already know the answer and are using it to push more people to boost or vax .
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IF YOU ARE POOR OUT OF WORK YOU CAN FUCK RIGHT OFF AND DIE ....Government is ‘no longer looking at subsidising antigen tests as the price of the kits has fallen in recent weeks’ – Health Minister says .
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IF YOU ARE POOR OUT OF WORK YOU CAN FUCK RIGHT OFF AND DIE ....Government is ‘no longer looking at subsidising antigen tests as the price of the kits has fallen in recent weeks’ – Health Minister says .
Most places I've seen it has in its bollocks gone down.
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It's all a loada bollocks.
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Whats your impression are we going back to Lockdown ?I think pubs will be back to early closing 10.OC Restaurants and Hotels restricted in Numbers Schools off early for christmas .
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4MaUIk0Thc (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4MaUIk0Thc) 8)
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The PUP is a distant memory --NEVER be seen again --
There will be NO lockdown unless there is a total disaster --
Speaking to guys who work nights on Southside ,last w/e was dire and far worse than previous---Gov will PR the reality --if you're in a job that's severely effected ,theres is loads of work in other industries--retrain !
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THIS IS WHAT RACISM LOOKS LIKE AND HOW IT WORKS >and how governments exploit it .
A True Story...
Pretty accurate assessment of Omicron reaction.
“In just 48hrs everything just went upside down, looking at all the updates and social media posts I could not help but write the below outlining the absurd response from the countries. Maybe some of them will realize what has actually transpired.”
South Africa: Hey guys, look what we discovered in our labs while researching Covid19 variants and mutations
World: What??
SA: It's a new variant of Covid19, seems to be different than others, lets work together and study it further.
World: What? You have a new variant of Covid19?!?!
SA: No, we just found a way to 'identify' a new variant, it seems it has also already been detected in Hong Kong, Israel and Botswana.
UK: Hey guys, no offence but we already have 45,000 cases a day, don't wear a mask everywhere, allow large gathering however we cannot risk getting a new variant.
SA: But we just identified it and showed you guys how to check for this variant, it did not originate here. We have advanced labs because we do research on AIDS, TB and other communicable diseases.
UK: Thank you for the research, however a complete travel ban to you and your 5 neighbors.
Netherlands: We heard UK banned flights to you because you have the new variant, we are also imposing a ban to you and your neighbors!
Namibia: WTF! What did we do? We have less than 20 new cases a day since a month now!
EU: Guys, we have a situation in our hands.
Namibia: The situation where Germany has had 76,000 cases a day and Other countries are breaking daily records for cases?
EU: No, not that situation.
Lesotho: Is it that UK still has 40,000+ cases a day and doesn't seem to have it under control?
EU: No, UK isn't a part of us anymore, not our concern.
Malawi: We hear Poland has some serious rise in cases and hospitalizations
EU: Really?! We have no idea, we must look into it. But not what we are talking about.
Eswatini: What situation then?
EU: We heard that South Africa has a new variant, their numbers are rising rapidly and since some of you are next to them, we need to close travel to the region with immediate effect!
SA: Dude, we just identified it! We only have a few cases in the region. Especially when compared to what you guys have. What's with the knee-jerk reaction?
Namibia: Knee-jerk, that's the word we were looking for.
UAE: We are closing flights to Southern Africa, we don't want to risk it. Sorry guys.
USA: We are looking into this and studying the variant, we wont ban flights yet.
SA: Thank you USA, finally a voice of reason!
Mauritius: Sorry SA and the variant group, I saw some other countries refer to you as that, we are friends and all but we are concerned about our tourism and economy, so we will also ban you guys for now until we know further.
SA: We thought you were family. Goes to show how money is more important!
Belgium: We already have 1 new case of the new variant, thanks a lot SA.
SA: We literally just showed you how to identify it.
UK: Thanks a lot SA, now we also have 2 cases of it.
SA: What about our vaccinated people?
World: Nope, we need to run tests first and figure out what this virus can do and how effective the vaccination is against it.
WHO: Hey guys, a quick question. The next Greek alphabet is 'Xi'. What do we do? China? Are you here?
China: Don't you dare! Leave us and our president out of it. Call it something else. And we don't allow anyone in anyway, so the variant is not our concern.
WHO: We got it boss. It's now called Omicron.
WHO: Sorry we meant Sir. China isn't our boss.
SA: It's true what they say, no good deed goes unpunished. The next time we won't tell you guys about the next mutations or variants we find.
World: Sorry can't hear you, too busy dealing with the outbreak that you caused. How about we talk about this later?
Namibia: It's the weekend, lets braai & go camping and let the world figure this one out themselves, we are still open to everyone. And if you wish to travel here, ask your leaders to start thinking before making decisions.
To be continued.....
Written by Nrupesh Soni
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It's all a loada bollocks.
Playdate or panto, but not both - proposal for Cabinet consideration.Have members of the Cabinet ever been drug tested .This is fucking madness .Might be a bit of work National Stadium SCR from 9th not a lot of parking around there .
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Oh not it's not!!
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The WHO guy on RTE news last night couldn't get the new virus name correct, kept calling in "Omnicron".
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The WHO guy on RTE news last night couldn't get the new virus name correct, kept calling in "Omnicron".
That's moronic....
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That threw a Spaniard in the works, (nods to John Lennon)
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FOR ANYBODY THAT READ MY AFRICAN POST AND HOW EUROPE =BRITAIN WERE RACIST BLAMING SOUTH AFRICA FOR DISCOVERING AND ALERTING THE WORLD ...New findings about the coronavirus' Omicron variant made it clear that the emerging threat slipped into countries before their defences were up.
Two distant nations announced their first cases and a third reported its presence before South African officials sounded the alarm.
So science like Schoolboys says Whoever smelt it dropped it (The Fart Principle )
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The WHO guy on RTE news last night couldn't get the new virus name correct, kept calling in "Omnicron".
It's O'Macron actually! 8)
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The hype with this Omnicron is unreal…..
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The hype on RTE is even worser
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The hype on RTE is even worser
Headline news ONE case detected .I wonder if they brought back Rhyarc and we could get Father Ultan Cassidy to lead us all in a decade of the rosary and bring back the St Bridgets Cross as the RTE logo would that help the virus to dieoff .
Got the Booster on Monday knocked the bollox out of me went back to bed this morning .
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The hype on RTE is even worser
Headline news ONE case detected .I wonder if they brought back Rhyarc and we could get Father Ultan Cassidy to lead us all in a decade of the rosary and bring back the St Bridgets Cross as the RTE logo would that help the virus to dieoff .
Got the Booster on Monday knocked the bollox out of me went back to bed this morning .
Were you able to get the booster vaccine because of your age or condition?
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That threw a Spaniard in the works, (nods to John Lennon)
I always thought it was spaniel!! 8)
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The hype on RTE is even worser
Headline news ONE case detected .I wonder if they brought back Rhyarc and we could get Father Ultan Cassidy to lead us all in a decade of the rosary and bring back the St Bridgets Cross as the RTE logo would that help the virus to dieoff .
Got the Booster on Monday knocked the bollox out of me went back to bed this morning .
Were you able to get the booster vaccine because of your age or condition?
Conditionand age I dont know .Got a non discript untitled message on me phone to go to Stalag City West for inoculation so badly written I ignored it ,rang my own doctor he said drop in sort you out .I think if you got your Doc to needle you the first time you jumped the que as they didnt want to have to pay him a second time .
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The hype on RTE is even worser
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Headline news ONE case detected .I wonder if they brought back Rhyarc and we could get Father Ultan Cassidy to lead us all in a decade of the rosary and bring back the St Bridgets Cross as the RTE logo would that help the virus to dieoff .
Got the Booster on Monday knocked the bollox out of me went back to bed this morning .
Were you able to get the booster vaccine because of your age or condition?
Conditionand age I dont know .Got a non discript untitled message on me phone to go to Stalag City West for inoculation so badly written I ignored it ,rang my own doctor he said drop in sort you out .
Nice one.
My Doc sits in both Ballyfermot and Beaumont, I might hedge my bets.
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there is a joke there
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Beginning to look like the Omonous version of the Dreaded Lurgy is not to harmfull .Spreads faster but does less damage If you get this one you might pick up immunity to the other one .Could be the beginning of the end for Covid 19.
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Stop that ridiculous talk John.....i want to hear about how desperate things are.......Joe Dufffffffy shtyle!!
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Well done, well done.... but RTE won't tell the truth... is it supposed to be just a coincidence that the increase in COVID '19 infection started when Mr. Duffy - we can call him Mr. now that he's on half a million of our euros a year - stopped telling us to wash our hands? RTE don't care, they'll just roll out the smiley happy singing doctor so we'll forget what the question was and get back to discussing sourdough starter and fairy cakes...
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Beginning to look like the Omonous version of the Dreaded Lurgy is not to harmfull .Spreads faster but does less damage If you get this one you might pick up immunity to the other one .Could be the beginning of the end for Covid 19.
When your average flu was NNNnnnnineteen:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZCPrnmI4d4 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZCPrnmI4d4)