Irish Taxi Forum
Public Area => Taxi Talk => Topic started by: Rat Catcher on December 24, 2021, 02:08:40 pm
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Wishing you all a merry Christmas and a happy and prosperous new year.
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Have a good one lads.
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Up yer hoops....and a Happy New Year!!
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Everything here very festive tinsel around me sleeping sofa where I spent me Covid Holidays .Loads of Lidil Cider .Racing on the telly and Big Dommo will be over with Presents depending on how successfull the girls Shoplifting goes I might get good stuff this year as they are going to Brown Thomas before it changes hands .You got to love Christmas and all the Traditions .
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Ye get a lot in the boxroom John!!.....what's the sitting room like?
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Ye get a lot in the boxroom John!!.....what's the sitting room like?
I did a thing .One of the legs on the nest of tables was loose for a year or two I tightened it during the week bit of woodglue and an elastic belt ..so the table now works and the dog is sleeping on the Sofa because the Christmas tree is in his corner .
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Merry Christmas to my online work besties!
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Merry Thimble to all the dossers, and a prosperous New Year to all those contiuing to serve the public.
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I could have been someone
Well so could anyone
You took my dreams from me
When I first found you
I kept them with me babe
I put them with my own
Can't make it all alone
I've built my dreams around you......
Still brings a tear to me eye .......
Happy Christmas ya shower of cnuts ......
::sleep
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Big Dommos youngfellas youngfella got Temporary Release today .He was sitting in the Kitchen eating mince pies and drinking Lidil Cider singing ."Im dreaming of a white Christmas " I said do you like Bing Crosby ?he said "Who is he " I said he sings that song .Young Dommo Asked does he sell White .
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Enjoy the festivities one and all. My bag o' sand came through so I'm going to a c**t and insist on a mask or no trip. Great I can afford to turn down work. 8)
Funny how Free Now don't do bonii on the two busiest days of the year, today and tomorrow night.
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Happy Festivus to all, even you planet-destroying diesel drivers
O0 O0 O0
Your smug snug as a bug EV driver
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Happy Festivus to all, even you planet-destroying diesel drivers
O0 O0 O0
Your smug snug as a bug EV driver
There's an M & a G in Smug!
Happy holidays! 8)
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Merry Christmas to yiz all !
P.S. I love tariff 3 !!
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Taxi Fairytale of Cork city;
(Think of it with the tune of Shane's 'Fairytale of New York' in your head).
It was Christmas Eve babe, on the Taxi rank,
T'was a busy little Christmas on the southside of Cork
I looked cross the harbour, thought 'That's nor fer me'
the Norries and Pikeys are fine fer a while
No milk nor No money and short on de Honey
on a cold Christmas eve I ain't going over dere.
So Happy Christmas
the vaccines doing Fuck all,
we will see a better time
when all our dreams come true.
On the southside of Cork they got cars big as Mars
the 4 by 4's they adore are really a bore
in 'Roco' they have rivers full of false gold
and the wind from the ocean goes right through to your core
you might as well be standing on the top cliffs of Clare
this wind from the Atlantic has no fear of your dear.
When I got my first customer on that cold Christmas night
she promised a tip was waiting fer me,
I was handsome
she was pretty
the Queen of Cork city,
When the fare it was finished she howled out fer less,
'Joe Mac, he was swinging'
'All the drunks they were singing',
but she wouldn't cough up and I settled fer less
she mused fer a while and then she let loose;
"You're a scumbag, a cab maggot, a cheap lousy faggot,
Happy Christmas my arse, I pray God it's your last."
On my second fare
an old man said to me, 'won't see another one'
and then he sang a song
The Rare old Mountain Dew
I pushed him out and threw at him his shoe.
I got a lucky one cashed in for Eighty and one
after winning 6 Ton on the dogs at Ballymun.
I've got a feeling This years for me and my Joe.
The boys on the ranks were singing 'Banks o' the Lee',
and the bells were ringing out fer Christmas day.
I could have been someone
Well so could anyone
The Taxi took my dreams from me
When I first found it
I kept them with me babe
The Covid was not my own
Can't make it all alone
I've built my dreams around it
The boys on the ranks
Still singing 'Banks o' the Lee'
And the Shandon bells were ringing out
Fer Christmas Day ! .........
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a pox on all yizzer gaffs.
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Bah, humbug.
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a pox on all yizzer gaffs.
Yous filthy animals... ::fuck ::fuck
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Ah grand.....normal service has resumed!!
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Merry Christmas to yiz all !
P.S. I love tariff 3 !!
Ah Jaysus Ken
Between the BoBo and Tarrif 3
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Merry Christmas to yiz all !
P.S. I love tariff 3 !!
I love me family more!!
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Ah grand.....normal service has resumed!!
lol
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Merry Christmas to yiz all !
P.S. I love tariff 3 !!
Ah Jaysus Ken
Between the BoBo and Tarrif 3
I got 2 Bobo's this week and 38 jobs on tariff 3 !
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I could have been someone
Well so could anyone
You took my dreams from me
When I first found you
I kept them with me babe
I put them with my own
Can't make it all alone
I've built my dreams around you......
Still brings a tear to me eye .......
Happy Christmas ya shower of cnuts ......
::sleep
I fukkin detest that overplayed crap song
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I could have been someone
Well so could anyone
You took my dreams from me
When I first found you
I kept them with me babe
I put them with my own
Can't make it all alone
I've built my dreams around you......
Still brings a tear to me eye .......
Happy Christmas ya shower of cnuts ......
::sleep
I fukkin detest that overplayed crap song
It's probley playing every 5 minutes on yur radio in yur truck Tony ......so I get yu .....but the man cud write a lyric
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I could have been someone
Well so could anyone
You took my dreams from me
When I first found you
I kept them with me babe
I put them with my own
Can't make it all alone
I've built my dreams around you......
Still brings a tear to me eye .......
Happy Christmas ya shower of cnuts ......
::sleep
I fukkin detest that overplayed crap song
It's probley playing every 5 minutes on yur radio in yur truck Tony ......so I get yu .....but the man cud write a lyric
Pity he couldn't sing one
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I could have been someone
Well so could anyone
You took my dreams from me
When I first found you
I kept them with me babe
I put them with my own
Can't make it all alone
I've built my dreams around you......
Still brings a tear to me eye .......
Happy Christmas ya shower of cnuts ......
::sleep
I fukkin detest that overplayed crap song
It's probley playing every 5 minutes on yur radio in yur truck Tony ......so I get yu .....but the man cud write a lyric
Pity he couldn't sing one
rofl
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I could have been someone
Well so could anyone
You took my dreams from me
When I first found you
I kept them with me babe
I put them with my own
Can't make it all alone
I've built my dreams around you......
Still brings a tear to me eye .......
Happy Christmas ya shower of cnuts ......
::sleep
Stunning lyrics, best Xmas song ever...until Ronan Keating murdered it.
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Love Christy Moore, but I think that he murders "Fairytale" also, and don't even ask me about the Corrs and "Old Town".
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Love Christy Moore, but I think that he murders "Fairytale" also, and don't even ask me about the Corrs and "Old Town".
What about the Corrs and Old Town ?
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Were ye drivin home for Christmas Tony?
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Love Christy Moore, but I think that he murders "Fairytale" also, and don't even ask me about the Corrs and "Old Town".
What about the Corrs and Old Town ?
It's malogen.. lol lol