Irish Taxi Forum
Public Area => Taxi Talk => Topic started by: John m on December 31, 2021, 06:25:27 pm
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1.Joe Biden is dead .Killed or dies .(looks like he is bolloxed and dosent move fast enough to get out of the way of a bullett)
2.America goes to war .with ,China or Russia or Iran most likely Iran .(Cunts just looking for somebody to fight brought all their troops home from Iraq and Afganistan because they will be sending them somewhere else )
3.No Paddys Day Parade .(No barriers booked from the man who hires casual labour )
4.Luis Hamilton dosent race again .(Cunts robbed him last time unless he is certain he can win he wont play )
5.Covid will be replaced by Plague again coming from Asia .(If there are hundreds of thousands buried in mass graves in China or other Asian Countries if anything seeps into the water we might be fucked again )
6.Irish TD accused of spying .(Just look at what we have elected )
7.Ryanair plane to crash .(Lot of planes parked up for a long time as they are the biggest they are the most likely to have an accident )
8.FIFA world cup final not to be held in Qatar .(Terrorism ,Heat or Protest by Players )
The Good News PUP will be paid in some form until April .
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Ryan turbidity is sacked an replaced by a fat transgender owlone from Nigeria called davinia equality Goodluck..... O0
Next Christmas all the santi,s will be required by law to be black ::)
Bitcoin will dip to €25000 by mid February then will skyrocket to €100, 000 by the end of summer ...in May jasmy will be the biggest selling crypto in Japan an a household name worldwide an be 5 -10;$ each ..... ;D
Johnny buys octavia a telly for makin him rich an octavia buys Johnny a bullseye speed boat that gets fuked out the back garden wit all the gym equipment .... ::sleep
Ratt fits a door to his shed ....around October. :-[
Tony wins housewives choice best looking trucker of the yer competition an gets his own calander .........before bean disgraced For importing Uzbekistanian goat hearders for freenow in the back of his lorry C:-)
Freenows raffle car ends up bean melted by the knackers... :-X.
Ken and Horse move in together and get married ::fight
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rofl rofl
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Octy wins the Epstein/Maxwell award for being God's gift to needy wimmin.
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Octy wins the Epstein/Maxwell award for being God's gift to needy wimmin.
Desperate hal desperate .....needy is a horse of a different colour ......
Anyway ...this yer we had a black miss ireland , a Chinese lord mayor, a midget for president, a Willie munching Indian for teeshock , an a farmer an a cabbage in charge of the country ....
For 2022 .....as Johnny says ....." GET A GUN "
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Next Christmas there be another lockdown
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Next Christmas there be another lockdown
If the septic tanks go to war again there might not be another Christmas.. :o :o ::) ::) ::)
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Ryan turbidity is sacked an replaced by a fat transgender owlone from Nigeria called davinia equality Goodluck..... O0
Next Christmas all the santi,s will be required by law to be black ::)
Bitcoin will dip to €25000 by mid February then will skyrocket to €100, 000 by the end of summer ...in May jasmy will be the biggest selling crypto in Japan an a household name worldwide an be 5 -10;$ each ..... ;D
Johnny buys octavia a telly for makin him rich an octavia buys Johnny a bullseye speed boat that gets fuked out the back garden wit all the gym equipment .... ::sleep
Ratt fits a door to his shed ....around October. :-[
Tony wins housewives choice best looking trucker of the yer competition an gets his own calander .........before bean disgraced For importing Uzbekistanian goat hearders for freenow in the back of his lorry C:-)
Freenows raffle car ends up bean melted by the knackers... :-X.
Ken and Horse move in together and get married ::fight
Laffin me bollix off
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I predict John is going to get a free leccie car.
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An IRA council member is made Taoiseach.
Doc Bling declares all predictions a loada bollocks.
Tutu died two early to die in '22.
RC sheds...a few pounds, then pounds a few sheds.
Coola boola gets the annual painting contract for the Beckett bridge, it will be known as his "White period"
Pubs will open late, clubs later in line with Europe and the 21st century.
Watty is declared a goodwill ambassador for China.
Mytaxi 007 challenges the Murdoch empire for market dominance.
Hal turns down the role of Bond...again.
Ireland twinned with Pakistan.
Organ Ireland cast adrift into the north Atlantic, and rightly so.
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Lol very good rubber
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The shed has a door, complete with a cat flap. Just a bit of eves filling and painting left now... I'd say it could be deemed finished by the end of summer!
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The shed has a door, complete with a cat flap. Just a bit of eves filling and painting left now... I'd say it could be deemed finished by the end of summer!
Will ye be having a topping out ceremony?
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The shed has a door, complete with a cat flap. Just a bit of eves filling and painting left now... I'd say it could be deemed finished by the end of summer!
A cat-flap on a shed might not be the greatest idea ever !
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The shed has a door, complete with a cat flap. Just a bit of eves filling and painting left now... I'd say it could be deemed finished by the end of summer!
A cat-flap on a shed might not be the greatest idea ever !
Or two piss-flaps on a brazzer.
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The shed has a door, complete with a cat flap. Just a bit of eves filling and painting left now... I'd say it could be deemed finished by the end of summer!
Wat year?
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C'mon Octy....no need for that!!
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The shed has a door, complete with a cat flap. Just a bit of eves filling and painting left now... I'd say it could be deemed finished by the end of summer!
Wat year?
Le Piat D'or.
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It's microchip controlled, Ken... so only the cat that's programmed into it can use it. My sister gave it to me a couple of years ago when she bought a higher fangled one that updates an app whenever her cats come and go. I was gonna install it in the house but thought better of it, it doesn't stop the cat bringing back his daily kills... better in the shed than the gaff anyway!
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Back on topic .....I was readin about the blind Romanian gypsy owlone baba Vange who was supposed to be able to predict the future an made predictions .......anyway I was all gettin into it an stuff an started believin in her despite the fact I'm a neo nazi an then I read at the end .... that she became blind as a child wen a
big tornado picked her up in the air like Dorothy an fuked her against a wall ......
why didn't She see that comin ? ::)
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Back on topic .....I was readin about the blind Romanian gypsy owlone baba Vange who was supposed to be able to predict the future an made predictions .......anyway I was all gettin into it an stuff an started believin in her despite the fact I'm a neo nazi an then I read at the end .... that she became blind as a child wen a
big tornado picked her up in the air like Dorothy an fuked her against a wall ......
why didn't She see that comin ? ::)
The answer my friend was blowin' in the wind.
Anyways, why can't she predict herself out of the Romany slum?
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It's microchip controlled, Ken... so only the cat that's programmed into it can use it. My sister gave it to me a couple of years ago when she bought a higher fangled one that updates an app whenever her cats come and go. I was gonna install it in the house but thought better of it, it doesn't stop the cat bringing back his daily kills... better in the shed than the gaff anyway!
I had a cat-flap on the first gaff myself and ex-misses had together, she brought two female cats to the party, all 3 of them were up de pole after just a few weeks !
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I'd be more than surprised if he got pregnant. He doesn't like other cats other than one that looks like him.