Irish Taxi Forum
Public Area => Taxi Talk => Topic started by: John m on May 14, 2022, 07:39:46 am
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According to the WHO Covid has a new version so we get rid of Doctor Hooligan and Nefed ,
We have a housing Problem so we import more homeless .
Diesel is going to be 2 euro a liter but China is in lockdown so there is no scarcity .
Putin and Ukraine are at war but when it started there were miles of Russian Army trucks parked along the road and nobody bombed them .
Ulster says NO again 50 years after it first said NO .
What the fuck is going on .If you are going to the hospital for tests you are asked to bring your own piss in a bottle because they dont have a piss taking nurse .Somebody somewhere really is taking the Piss .Shelves in supermarkets are half empty because of Brexit shit .A paper cup full of Coffee is 3.50 an Icecream for a kid is 3.75 a little USB connector that you can order on line and have delivered for 5.50 is 20.00 euro in the shops if you go and collect it yourself .Dr Leos fridge has its own Fan Club and the Big Protest of the weekend will be Ukraine winning the Eurovision because everybody will support them because they are getting murdered .More people will watch concerts in Croke Park this year than actual GAA Games .Somebody somewhere thinks we are Stupid and we are being played with the prices we are being charged for stuff .
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You're right John regarding prices which is why I don't buy coffee or food when I'm out working,I bring a sandwich and grapes and a drink which keeps me going...my only treat is on a Friday...I get a Burger King Whopper with cheese and Bacon...not a meal...thanks very much!! lol
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You're right John regarding prices which is why I don't buy coffee or food when I'm out working,I bring a sandwich and grapes and a drink which keeps me going...my only treat is on a Friday...I get a Burger King Whopper with cheese and Bacon...not a meal...thanks very much!! lol
Sensible cnut ..... >:(
I hate that ....I don't eat meat meself cause its murder ....but wen I ask for a big mac an chips for the kids ...they always say
" would you like a meal "?
So I repeat it again ..." a big mac an chips " ...." wud you like a meal ? " so I say it again ....inevitably it is I who always has to give in ....." OK ..give me the fukin meal so " ......they've never ever once just turned around an said to themselves...." I'm not gettin anywhere wit this cnut he's autism or fukin deaf ...ill just give him a big mac an chips " ..... last week I braut the luv of me life out to dinner in burger King an I said to her ..." watch this .....
So off I went again ..." a double whopper an chips an tea please " a big fat bird smiling like a Cheshire cat from Vietnam or somethin, no English ........" you want a mreal ? " 5 fukin minutes
Repeating meself ....the fuking supervisor came over like in that film wit kirk Douglas wen he wanted his happy breakfast........I wasn't givin in ......so I said ..." a double whopper an chips an tea please" ....an the cnut said ...."you want a meal? "
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Actually I was readin that it's to be made illegal soon for the bastards to ask you " do you want a meal "
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Imagine being asked " do yu want a meal " in a fukin restaurant...
Imagine going to a mechanic an him asking " do you want yur car fixed "
Or the barbers ..." emmm I'll have a 2 blade please "
An he said to yu " wud you like your hair cut "
Sometimes I tink im on the wrong planet ....
>:( :( ::) :'(
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I handed Juicy Lucy on the checkout's at Tesco a 10 euro off 30e voucher,when I was paying for my food.She shouts at me an asks….DO YOU WANT TO USE THIS….I said…NO… you can wipe your arse with it….She didnt….
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Imagine being asked " do yu want a meal " in a fukin restaurant...
Imagine going to a mechanic an him asking " do you want yur car fixed "
Or the barbers ..." emmm I'll have a 2 blade please "
An he said to yu " wud you like your hair cut "
Sometimes I tink im on the wrong planet ....
>:( :( ::) :'(
I've been telling you for years that your not from this world octy
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My favourite is a Best before date on a bottle of Water .I can see it now bringing back a bottle of Ballyfermot Springs water to Achmed the Night Manager in the Maxol who comes from the Equivlent of Finglas in the Sudan where his barefooted Sisters walk for 25 hours a day to get a bucket of dirty water to wash their fathers beard .Trying to explain to him who only has broken English type listening that perfectly clean water that has been washing the earth since long before plastic bottles were invented is out of date just because you put it in a bottle .He would probably ask ."Ah Sir I am new to this bottled water are you saying that a Plastic bottle is like waters passport its age is stamped on the bottom ?
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Is it true John,that the ingredients of the plastic bottle get absorbed into the water after a time period?
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Is it true John,that the ingredients of the plastic bottle get absorbed into the water after a time period?
Dont know as a kid we drank from the Canal if there wasent a pillowcase full of dead pups or kittens in sight then it was good to drink .I have seen best before dates on glass bottles as well its just Panic selling make you use it or repolace it .
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......I hate that ....I don't eat meat meself cause its murder ....but wen I ask for a big mac an chips for the kids ...they always say
" would you like a meal "?
So I repeat it again ..." a big mac an chips " ...." wud you like a meal ? " so I say it again ....inevitably it is I who always has to give in ....." OK ..give me the fukin meal so " ......they've never ever once just turned around an said to themselves...." I'm not gettin anywhere wit this cnut he's autism or fukin deaf ...ill just give him a big mac an chips " ..... last week I braut the luv of me life out to dinner in burger King an I said to her ..." watch this .....
So off I went again ..." a double whopper an chips an tea please " a big fat bird smiling like a Cheshire cat from Vietnam or somethin, no English ........" you want a mreal ? " 5 fukin minutes
Repeating meself ....the fuking supervisor came over like in that film wit kirk Douglas wen he wanted his happy breakfast........I wasn't givin in ......so I said ..." a double whopper an chips an tea please" ....an the cnut said ...."you want a meal? "
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Nobody should ever get to tell you what to order ?
It's fer you to tell them ...
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Sensible cnut ..... >:(
I hate that ....I don't eat meat meself cause its murder ....but wen I ask for a big mac an chips for the kids ...they always say
" would you like a meal "?
So I repeat it again ..." a big mac an chips " ...." wud you like a meal ? " so I say it again ....inevitably it is I who always has to give in ....." OK ..give me the fukin meal so " ......they've never ever once just turned around an said to themselves...." I'm not gettin anywhere wit this cnut he's autism or fukin deaf ...ill just give him a big mac an chips " ..... last week I braut the luv of me life out to dinner in burger King an I said to her ..." watch this .....
So off I went again ..." a double whopper an chips an tea please " a big fat bird smiling like a Cheshire cat from Vietnam or somethin, no English ........" you want a mreal ? " 5 fukin minutes
Repeating meself ....the fuking supervisor came over like in that film wit kirk Douglas wen he wanted his happy breakfast........I wasn't givin in ......so I said ..." a double whopper an chips an tea please" ....an the cnut said ...."you want a meal? "
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Ever thought of saying 'No'?
- Would you like a meal?
- No.
Or use the self-service option (but most of them are covered in shite particles from people going to the jacks first & not washing their hands).
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Sensible cnut ..... >:(
I hate that ....I don't eat meat meself cause its murder ....but wen I ask for a big mac an chips for the kids ...they always say
" would you like a meal "?
So I repeat it again ..." a big mac an chips " ...." wud you like a meal ? " so I say it again ....inevitably it is I who always has to give in ....." OK ..give me the fukin meal so " ......they've never ever once just turned around an said to themselves...." I'm not gettin anywhere wit this cnut he's autism or fukin deaf ...ill just give him a big mac an chips " ..... last week I braut the luv of me life out to dinner in burger King an I said to her ..." watch this .....
So off I went again ..." a double whopper an chips an tea please " a big fat bird smiling like a Cheshire cat from Vietnam or somethin, no English ........" you want a mreal ? " 5 fukin minutes
Repeating meself ....the fuking supervisor came over like in that film wit kirk Douglas wen he wanted his happy breakfast........I wasn't givin in ......so I said ..." a double whopper an chips an tea please" ....an the cnut said ...."you want a meal? "
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Ever thought of saying 'No'?
- Would you like a meal?
- No.
Or use the self-service option (but most of them are covered in shite particles from people going to the jacks first & not washing their hands).
I refuse to use any of them self service thingys , out local stupid value recently got two of them in and when I was in the shop last week the owner was all excited showing everyone how they work , she said to me come on Tony I'll show you how to serve yerself so I asked her is it any cheaper if I use the self-service check out to the normal till and she looked at me all confused and says ehh no but it's quicker.
So I says eh no I'll keep the local staff in employment by using the normal till ya miserable cuntcha.
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Sensible cnut ..... >:(
I hate that ....I don't eat meat meself cause its murder ....but wen I ask for a big mac an chips for the kids ...they always say
" would you like a meal "?
So I repeat it again ..." a big mac an chips " ...." wud you like a meal ? " so I say it again ....inevitably it is I who always has to give in ....." OK ..give me the fukin meal so " ......they've never ever once just turned around an said to themselves...." I'm not gettin anywhere wit this cnut he's autism or fukin deaf ...ill just give him a big mac an chips " ..... last week I braut the luv of me life out to dinner in burger King an I said to her ..." watch this .....
So off I went again ..." a double whopper an chips an tea please " a big fat bird smiling like a Cheshire cat from Vietnam or somethin, no English ........" you want a mreal ? " 5 fukin minutes
Repeating meself ....the fuking supervisor came over like in that film wit kirk Douglas wen he wanted his happy breakfast........I wasn't givin in ......so I said ..." a double whopper an chips an tea please" ....an the cnut said ...."you want a meal? "
"
Ever thought of saying 'No'?
- Would you like a meal?
- No.
Or use the self-service option (but most of them are covered in shite particles from people going to the jacks first & not washing their hands).
Or covid watty ...wudnt use them anyway ...puttin someone out of a job ....
The supervalue in raheny now has automatic checkouts ....braut the human ones down to 2 instead of 4 or 5 .....despite the fact its probably one of the highest earning if not the highest earning supervalue in the country ....they should be giving back to the community by givin the local kids a job ....
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Sensible cnut ..... >:(
I hate that ....I don't eat meat meself cause its murder ....but wen I ask for a big mac an chips for the kids ...they always say
" would you like a meal "?
So I repeat it again ..." a big mac an chips " ...." wud you like a meal ? " so I say it again ....inevitably it is I who always has to give in ....." OK ..give me the fukin meal so " ......they've never ever once just turned around an said to themselves...." I'm not gettin anywhere wit this cnut he's autism or fukin deaf ...ill just give him a big mac an chips " ..... last week I braut the luv of me life out to dinner in burger King an I said to her ..." watch this .....
So off I went again ..." a double whopper an chips an tea please " a big fat bird smiling like a Cheshire cat from Vietnam or somethin, no English ........" you want a mreal ? " 5 fukin minutes
Repeating meself ....the fuking supervisor came over like in that film wit kirk Douglas wen he wanted his happy breakfast........I wasn't givin in ......so I said ..." a double whopper an chips an tea please" ....an the cnut said ...."you want a meal? "
"
Ever thought of saying 'No'?
- Would you like a meal?
- No.
Or use the self-service option (but most of them are covered in shite particles from people going to the jacks first & not washing their hands).
I refuse to use any of them self service thingys , out local stupid value recently got two of them in and when I was in the shop last week the owner was all excited showing everyone how they work , she said to me come on Tony I'll show you how to serve yerself so I asked her is it any cheaper if I use the self-service check out to the normal till and she looked at me all confused and says ehh no but it's quicker.
So I says eh no I'll keep the local staff in employment by using the normal till ya miserable cuntcha.
Just read this after writing me own tauts on it .....as if they wernt makin enough money .....but I suppose we better get used to mass unemployment wit machines taking over
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The former.
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Defintiley stupid. Sir Jeffrey donaldson knows what hes doing giving Pengelly-Little his stormont seat. you guys cant see the tories want you to take north of there hands. thirty percent people working in public sector earning less than you gave for covid payments. you are bankrupt already but there hiding it from you . only way you can take north is to increase taxes to huge level. the english are twenty steps ahead of you. dont be fooled by the sf mob. donaldson left ulster unionist party in 98 becasue he rejected good friday agreement as he knew sf had americans backing them. you will be living in tents if you believe a word sf tell you. they want to take everything you have and they will. young people dont care so it will happen.
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Build a wall
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A very big one
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The price of cement,has gone through the roof?
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build a wall, aye. not a straight line tho. stand out on your m1 some day and count the number off gb reg trucks going past the boyne bridge. the welfare across in newry is less than halve what you get, the people signin up for irish passports is bigger than your civil servants can manage. a woman wi 3 kids in portadown gets less than a woman living on her ain on welfare in dundalk. no lies.
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It's a shite hole ...its full of severely mentally ill backward , warped , brainwashed retarded apes who talk bollix about a united ireland or God save the queen shite ....
Why wud we want anything to do wit adopting a lunatic asylum wit a million patients ?
Any noition of a United Ireland is laughable and extremely dangerous....yur rite ....in the past decade our national debt has gone up by 200 billion ....our country is destroyed wit membership of the E U ,immigration from alleged asylum seekers and theft of our land and assets from foreign banks ......
If sinn feinn try to bring in a united ireland ther wud be large contingent in the Republic taking up arms against them and joining the unionists to fuk them out of it ....
Between them an fukin putin ....why can't they live in the 21st century for fuk sake
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ok. were in agreement there. you wont get to chose tho if sf have there way. why did micahel martin bring ukraininan women to a hurling match in cork. your goverment knows many off you will reject border pole but that wont stop it happening.
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ok. were in agreement there. you wont get to chose tho if sf have there way. why did micahel martin bring ukraininan women to a hurling match in cork. your goverment knows many off you will reject border pole but that wont stop it happening.
What Hurling match is that you speak of ?
Was it Camogie you meant ?
It was a few matches back since Cork hurlers played at home ??
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build a wall, aye. not a straight line tho. stand out on your m1 some day and count the number off gb reg trucks going past the boyne bridge. the welfare across in newry is less than halve what you get, the people signin up for irish passports is bigger than your civil servants can manage. a woman wi 3 kids in portadown gets less than a woman living on her ain on welfare in dundalk. no lies.
Why even bother crossing the border to work? Dole 'tourist' towns have more claims than people (https://www.independent.ie/irish-news/dole-tourist-towns-have-more-claims-than-people-26519071.html) (2009)
A SHARP rise in 'welfare tourism' is being blamed for a dramatic rise in the numbers signing on the dole in Border towns.
In some cases, the number claiming benefits is higher than the local population.
The last census figure shows that the town of Ballyconnell, Co Cavan, has a population of 747 -- but there are 1,044 on the live register. Just 12 months ago, only 496 people were claiming the dole there.
In Buncrana, Co Donegal 3,951 are claiming social welfare benefits, although there is a population of just 5,911 in the town and environs. The increase from 1,928 on the dole in January 2008 has raised some eyebrows in the Department of Social and Family Affairs.